BB's Diary #3
Aersday, 3rd Shadow 211 EoL
Dear Diary,
before entering the mine Shirel talked to a parrot. I tell you, that guy is so weird… I don’t understand why TT finds him attractive… I mean even having two “tails”, he just can’t be that good of a lover to make up for being so strange. But whatever.When we entered the mine, it was not only pitch black, but the smell of rotten water was so very disgusting, I nearly threw up. But since we are on a mission, and need to prove ourselves worthy, I took a deep smell of perfume, so that I could continue. We immediately got into a fight with some bizarre Snakefolk. Since TT and I still had to convince the others that we are worthy, we got like really engaged in that fight. I shot an explosive arrow hitting multiple targets and TT showed them his cool fireball. Unfortunately, we both hit Yelena … but she’s tough, she can take it. Birdy is so cool, she can turn herself into a giant eagle.
We went further down the mine. The smell did not improve and I was so glad I had packed enough of that perfume… At the bottom we had a second fight with those snakepeople. The group had quite the plan, where I and the other long-distance fighters just shot whatever we had on every snakeperson we saw. Of course, victory was again ours. TT made me invisible and so I took that opportunity to touch Drake's ass. It’s quite firm…I’d really like to see that without clothes on… maybe one day I will.
Next to the battlefield was a pond of water where the waterfall comes down. I wanted to impress Drake by showing him, that I can dive for a very long time, but as soon as I got into the water, I regretted that decision. The water smelled horrible and was as thick as syrup. It was so very disgusting… But I didn’t want to give up, so I dove deeper and on the bottom I found a small book with leather bounding, which I brought back up to the surface with me. I wanted to show it discreetly to TT, but that Shirel always has to stick his nose into everything. I really don’t like him.
As we went even deeper into the mines, we found a narrow passage, that was full of slimy stinky sirup-water. As we emerged on the other side, we were all full of that disgusting stuff. I can't believe I’m doing all of this. Once we’re back home I really need a spa-day… No, a whole month to recover from that experience. The upside was, that I could clean Drake up. Man he has such a nicely build body... I would like to touch him far more often. On the other side of the passage were some giant ruins. It was all pitch-black and filled with doors, sealed with rune-puzzles and statues holding the riddle on how to open those doors. I’m sure that TT will enjoy solving that riddle.
We then found a library, with books as big as us. Of course, TT got one of his bookgasms… and Gwenelle and Shirel jumped on the books with him. They’re so boring. Fortunately, Drake isn't into books as well, so I asked him to meet me between the shelves, away from the curious eyes of the others, and it finally happened: we kissed <3 !!! It wasn’t half bad, I mean he got a bit too much tongue involved, but since he told me that he hadn’t kissed in a long time and I really want more, I didn’t tell him. As our half-elven torch, Yelena, moved on, so did we. But I will sleep well, remembering that kiss.
We found some more riddles and snakefolk. One of them told us, that he knew where Yelena's mother was. And then the others started discussing on how we should proceed… I mean they discussed for what felt like eternity… always going on in circles. You know me, diary, I just can’t concentrate that long. So I started a little manicure when finally they decided to fight. All of us against that one guy knowing about Yelena's mother. Birdy is so cool! She turned into a bear! It was a long difficult fight, and that snakeguy put TT down three times and when he took Drake down as well, I got so angry! Shirel put some kind of spell on me, making me even tougher (maybe he’s not so bad afterall… ?)
I killed the guy. I mean he totally deserved it. But then they all got angry at me for killing him. Apparently, we had decided to keep him alive so that he could tell us about Yelena's mother. I’m sorry, I really am, but you know he nearly killed my beloved twin… the other snakefolks did not like that either! So they attacked us, brought Birdy down, and that’s why I had to kill them as well, except for one, that we wanted to ask about Yelena's mother.
When he didn’t want to talk Yelena started torturing him, so TT jumped in to help her, probably to make up for my mistake, and showed them a very effective technique, called waterboarding, that we learned during our training. But I guess that technique was too advanced for them to understand and Birdy isn’t that badass and cool after all… because she just got so very mad at TT and Yelena, and killed the snakeman right away. That group is a mystery to me… they really don’t know what they want. If they continue like that, we may never finish our mission.
Understandably, Yelena was upset with the situation and needed a moment to herself. TT and I decided to follow her, since it was kind of our fault, that she wouldn’t get what she wanted. TT wanted her to go into the library and of course, she did. So TT told me: "I really don’t want to talk to her, can you do it?" Well, I guess it was for the better. I apologized to her and managed somehow to comfort her. She then told me about her being into women. it was really interesting. TT, obviously, only had eyes for the books, and then mumbled in-between two pages that he thinks that Shirel is sexy… his taste in other creatures remains a mystery to me.
Drake then called us. So we went back to meet the others, who were in a room we had not been in before. Apparently, it had tanks with people in it. This only gets weirder by the minute. Yelena and TT entered the room as soon as we got there, but I decided to take the long way round, going back to our third battlefield, which was adjacent to that room. I saw Drake on the stairs but he ignored me and then TT told me to stay where I was. Since I had disappointed him enough for one day, I did as he told me. It was so bizarre, I heard a lot of one-sided conversations. After a while, that became really boring, so I gave myself another manicure. Eventually, the others came down to join me and told me that there was some creature in that room, that talked to each of them in their minds. SO FUCKING WEIRD! But I really wanted to try it myself. And it lied to me straight away, telling me that I was ugly, I mean, come on…
They had also brought an elf with them, her name is Leaf, and she's one of the missing Wolves. She was unconscious. We then headed back to the mines. TT, Shirel and Gwenelle wanted to go to the library again, so I went there… again… three times in one day… strange things are happening here. As we went to join the others, I asked Shirel how old he is, but he just ignored me, how rude! I really don’t like that guy.
Back in the mines, we decided to rest for the night. When TT and I kept watch, I read the book I found in the water. Turns out it’s the diary of some poor guy, who worked for the mining company. But in the end, he and all his guys went into that ruin and disappeared. I need to find him and bring him his diary. If I would lose you, my dear diary, I would want someone to bring you back to me as well.