Seak Beardo Von Shmit
Mister Beardo Von Shmit (a.k.a. The Amazing Bearded Elf)
"Seak Beardo Von Shmit is my colleague of many years! Yes, he is a bit of a boor at times, but you will never find a more efficient method of distributing your ideas than his pamphlets. He has a good stock of Training Manuals from master warriors across this continent and beyond! Don't tell him I said this, friend, but if you need training in polearms, you'd find no better teacher. And of course, if you're looking for something to spice up your hands-on love life or to give you a few ideas to keep your best girl interested, just ask!"
~Abide Baht Mig, Caravaneer.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
At first glance, Beardo looks skinny, even for an elf. A second look, however, reveals steely, lean musculature and a nimble way of movement.
Facial Features
Beardo Von Shmit has a big, bushy beard that dominates his otherwise normal elven face.
Special abilities
Seak has developed his inherent telepathy to be able to extract information through normal conversation. One reason for his pamphlet business is so that he can be in extended contact with movers and shakers, and collect their secrets.
Apparel & Accessories
Beardo wears simple silks belted tightly at openings. He also wears a number of painful-looking piercings.
Beardo's Earrings are Eavesdroppers, allowing him to hear even whispers from any source in sight by merely focusing on them.
Beardo's Nosering allows him to detect magical dweomers by scent.
Beardo's tongue is pierced by a pearl barbell. It has three charges, and allows him to spit a fireball for one charge. He can add a level to the spell for each charge he puts into it. The charges return if he eats a meal of charcoal.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Beardo Von Shmit is actually Vzhenhar, a Bearded Devil. He had unusual initiative for a Barbezu, and found distinction on catspaw missions deep into enemy territory. He had another unusual trait for a Devil; he resented authority. This caused him much pain, and he was eventually reassigned by request to Abide Baht Mig as a personal bodyguard.
The "Bearded Elf" known as "Seak Beardo Von Smit" is as famous as his partner, Abide. According to his flamboyantly delivered life story, he started his existence as part of a rigid military family, but eventually left to see the world and bring glory to himself. All would one day know his name.
Sexuality
Beardo is rumored to be infatuated with Greenskins females.
Employment
Beardo sells pamphlets. While he does take commissions for copying and distributing pamphlets around The Noblewhite Alliance, he mainly just collects them from one location to another. Some of them are almanacs, some are travel guides, most of them are fighting pamphlets from swordmasters, and some are for a more... adult palette.
Intellectual Characteristics
Beardo is arrogant and often blunt.
Morality & Philosophy
Beardo is a Motivist, and has a demonstrable lack of control over his emotions.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Shmit seeks to pull his weight, regularly going out of his way to prove himself to avoid being sent away despite his nominal position in the caravan.
Virtues & Personality perks
Prudence
Vices & Personality flaws
Envy
Hygiene
Beardo smells strongly of fish; a consequence of long hours with squid ink.
Social
Religious Views
Beardo is a Deminite
Social Aptitude
Beardo is off-puttingly flamboyant and a close talker.
Speech
Beardo likes to use large words in theatrical tones and sneers at anyone who asks to clarify.
Wealth & Financial state
1d10+0
Alignment
Lawful Evil
Species
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Pamphleteer
Circumstances of Birth
Abide was born into a strict family, and chafed against the lack of freedom.
Children
Gender
male
Eyes
Ice Blue
Hair
Gray
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Pale
Height
5'5
Weight
137
Aligned Organization
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