GB Chapter 15: Draconius’ Devious Deeds

General Summary

Opening

Choosing between Incense of Gaios, Gaiobolic Steroids, or Gaiodildo; Fork Stonius Balcazar Draconius choose Dildo while Master Obu choose Incense of Gaios

Guards lead the group to a sex dungeon; group does Swamp Diesel to prepare. Fork is taking copious swigs of Rum from his hip flask

Balcazar uses Mage Hand to warm himself up and uses ogre guts to lube his side, Fork does deep breathing and rubs the didlo vigorously, Master Obu smokes his incense. Draconius & Stonius laugh their asses off and Draconius casts Minor Illusion of a teabagging gnome

Balcazar & Fork get fucked with Gaioforce; Master Obu senses the Gaioforce

Draconius & Stonius puke their breath weapons on their side and get fucked

Master Obu picks the aquatic forest path; Fork picks the energetic alcohol; Balcazar picks the mountain mushroom, and Draconius picks the ice demon; Stonius picks the hellish fiery battlefield

Master Obu picked Blauri, Fork & Balcazar picked Goultani, Draconius picked Daidrin, & Stonius picked Rouzhai

The guards return and find the group in exctasy. They collect a sample of the cure and show them to the showers

Chief Raelin takes the sample and gives it to a similarly afflicted half-Dragonborn; it works. The two parties exchange products (three Cyregnorian Glaives & the golden orb staff). Obu takes the staff and every else gets a glaive.

Chief Raelin leads them to Gothicca and Draconius slits her throat, beginning combat

Combat: The Gang Murders Gothicca

Initiative

Balcazar - 4 Fork - 11 Master Obu - 11 Draconius - 12 Stonius - 9 Gothicca (AC 18, 33/385 HP) - 1 Guards (2) - 12 Chief Raelin (0/50 HP)

Round 1

Draconius - uses Action Surge and lands 1 hit for 21 cold & slashing damage Guards (2) - hits Draconius once for 7 slashing Fork - Stunning Strikes Draconius twice for 8 & 6 damage (14), then expresses innocence Master Obu - in shock, retreats into shell Balcazar - Casts Banishment on Draconius & Gothicca, they both fail the Charisma save and get sent to the Ominoid Realm Stonius - charges at Balcazar for 12 slashing Gothicca - incapacitated in the Ominoid Realm

Round 2

Draconius - incapacitated in the Ominoid Realm Guards (2) - 17 & 21, 3 slashing to Balcazar & 9 slashing to Stonius. Balcazar loses Concentration. A water logged Gothicca & Draconius plop back Fork - stealths away, tries to pick up Obu’s shell, drops it, then enters Obu’s shell Master Obu - leaves his shell with Fork sharing his limb holes. Casts Guiding Bolt on a Guard for 37 radiant damage with the staff. Annihilates the guard. Balcazar - Casts Eldritch Blast at the other guard for 12 force damage, explodes his head. Fired the gauntlet at Raelin, but missed Stonius - charges at Gothicca, misses twice then roars Gothicca - Poison Breaths Draconius & Stonius; Stonius takes 42, Draconius takes 10 poison

Round 3

Draconius - 25 cold & slashing damage to Gothicca Chief Raelin - longbows Stonius for 5 piercing Fobu - Obu drinks Dragonfeign and fires Cold Breath at Raelin for 18 cold damage. Fork pops his arms out. Stunning Strikes Raelin for 16 bludgeoning damage and stuns her. Runs over to Draconius for 5 bludgeoning on Stunning Strike, Draconius is unfazed Balcazar - shoots gauntlet at Gothicca, then casts Vampiric Touch for 25 necrotic damage & +13 HP to Balcazar Stonius - 12 damage & 5 thunder to Raelin, using Trick Fall & his maul

Round 4

Draconius - 33 cold & slashing damage to Gothicca’s throat, slices her head off and places his hand on the neck, absorbing her soul into his scythe. Gains the powers indicated by his scythe’s rules

Aftermath

• Gang decided to go back to the carriage via Dybuuk teleportation

Inventory Changes

• Master Obu: +1 Staff of Dahlivine, -1 Dragonfeign Potion, +1 dose of Incense of Gaios (consumed)
• Fork: +1 Cyregnorian Glaive, +1 dose of Gaiodildo (consumed)
• Draconius: +1 Cyregnorian Glaive, +1 dose of Gaiodildo (consumed), +1 Ancient Forest Dragon soul (within Soul Scythe)
• Balcazar: +1 Cyregnorian Glaive, +1 dose of Gaiodildo (consumed)
• Stonius: +1 dose of Gaiodildo (consumed)

Rewards Granted

• 1,000 XP for finessing Chief Raelin and killing a terminally diseased dragon.
• 4,000 XP for cementing political instability in Gotharamor

Missions/Quests Completed

1. Finished The Race to Cure Gothicca in a twisted way
2. Officially started The Gaioforce Expedition 

Report Date

10 Mar 2022

Primary Location

Gotharamor

Secondary Location

Dalterra