Session 9
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03/28/1493
Session 8 Leaving Umbridge Hill they exhausted group make their way back to Phandalin. Once in town, they all stop into the Miner's Exchange to trade in their gems. The party collects quite a bit of money and are happily discussing how to spend it when they are approached by one of the gaurds. "Halia would like to see yall." Entering the office, Halia greets them, mostly warmly. She tells she heard of the bard's tales. She also heard that Balasar had taken credit for these same adventures. Somehow or another, she had found Conrad the Bard was being less than honest and she has taken care of him. Now that she knows who the true heros are, she has a favor of them. Escort her friend, Jarvis Connely, to Conyberry. It'll be worth 200 gp to them. The party agrees to help Halia, as they had planned to go to Butterskull Ranch in the morning anyway. As they are being ushered from the office, Balasar holds up the other wooden coin he had. The one with the moon. Just like before, Halia reaches out, and in one smooth movement, takes the coin, thanks him, and closes the door. The group have a very quick drink Shitz & Giggles while they discuss their plans for the following day. "Where's my chicken!? You took it didn't you!?" an angry voice booms. A scared little man stares up at the much larger miner pleading his innocence. Thia glances around the room and notices a small figure in a too large brown cloak with hood pulled up. In one hand, it holds a chicken leg. The other sleeve appears empty. As the cloaked person leaves the bar, Thia follows and quickly approaches. Reaching out, she grabs it's shoulder and pulls the hood back. There, standing before her, are the large eyes of the goblin child who had been following them. Thia decides to go see about the new tools for sale at Barten's Provisions and leaves the rest of the group at the Miner's Exchange. Jeffroy begins to lose his temper with the gaurd standing outside of Halia's office. Balasar attempts to reason with him, but it was no use. The halfling, Jeffroy, pulls out his halfling manhood and begins to urinate in the gaurd's boot. Anger rising into his face, the gaurd looks as if his face is going to burst into flames. He raises his sword and smashes the handle across the top of Jeffroy's head. Out. Unconcious. Lying on the floor. After a few moments, Balasar walks over and stabalizes him. Still unconcious and laying in the middle of the Miner's Exchange Jeffroy has no idea the scene around him. Patrons laugh and spit on him. A vendor starts selling rotten fruit to through at the halfling. Balasar decides he's ready to call it an early evening and heads for Stonehill Inn. He is quickly inticed into trying their mystery drink of the day. Normally, only Shitz & Giggles serves these, but there was an extra barrel and the merchant brought it by here hoping to sell it. He takes a drink. He hiccups. A small ball of fire shoots from his month. Not enough to start a blaze but certainly enough to burn some holes in someone. For safety sake, Balasar goes just outside of town and finds a log to sit on. Jeffroy, having awaken, and covered in rotten food stuff, finds Balasar sitting outside of town. Alone. He approaches his new dragon friend and has a heart to heart. Loves lost, lives forgotten..... 30 minutes go by before one of the hiccups occurs while they are facing each other. A little fireball bursts forth and burns through Jeffroy's robes, leaving a slight burn on his leg. Irritated, he leaves and heads to Stonehill Inn. Upon entering, he sees a sign, "Entertainer's wanted! 1 gold per hour + tips!" He is extremely interested in earning a little extra gold, as being a wizard is expensive, and asked the barmaid, Charolette . She tells him to come back at 6 to perform and offers him a drink. It's 5 copper for an ale. Jeffroy pulls some money from his pocket and gives her a 1 copper piece. In her distraction, she accepts it and drops it in the till. A few minutes later, a man steps from a back room and over the the till. When he opens it, he notices the 1 copper piece, and only the 1. He begins shouting at Charolette for the error. "Nothing we sell cost 1 copper!" She begins to apologize profusely as he threatens to fire her for her incompetence. Quietly, Jeffroy stands and leaves the Inn. As he walks the street towards the Shrine of Luck hoping to find the others, he is suddenly dosed with a foul smelling liquid. Looking up, there is a woman in an upper window with a look of sheer horror on her face. "Im so sorry!" she cries. "I didn't see you there!" As she brings the chamber pot back in the window. Balasar leaves and goes to the Shrine of Luck to find Anna Smit. He is very concerned about the doll he gave her. She was not at the alter as he had hoped, but he was able to find out that she lived a few miles north and east of town. Thia was able to find a nice alchemy kit at Barten's Provisions and then went to the alter where she ran into Balasar & Jeffroy. Later that evening, the party meet back at Stonehill Inn. The inn keeper aggreed to wash Jeffroy's clothes and his soiled Cloak of Elvenkind. They gave him a pink nightshirt to wear in the meantime. Jeffroy then went upstairs to change and learn some of his new spells before his performance. And while he was very excited to play for an audience, he probably should have practiced first. Through the moaning and groaning, he made a little more than 6 gold pieces and received an invitation not to return. Session 10Character(s) interacted with
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