PM1 pt.24} RED miles
RC: w h a t
CG: OH GOD. NOT AGAIN.
DC: im SO fucking CONFUSED
RC: HES TRYING TO FUCK A TREE?
CG: IT'S COMPLICATED. JUST... DON'T ASK.
RC: WHERE IS THE PLEASURE IN THAT
RC: DILDOS EXIST FOR A REASON MAN
DC: i HATE this
DC: and NOT in THE sexy WAY either
RC: theres a sexy way to hate stuff?
CG: YES, DIPSHIT.
FV: ~(why are you yelling)~
CG: WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN STUPID LITTLE BULGE BRACKETS?
FV: ~(it's okay to be quiet sometimes)~
CG: YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY, THEN.
RC: kar-bro is always yelling
RC: think its one of those quirks yall have ???
FV: ~(that's a good question actually i don't know why i do this)~
FV: ~(it looks cool)~
DC: yes ITS their TYPING quirk WHAT did YOU think IT was
DC: them JUST typing IN full CAPS for NO fucking REASON???
FV: ~(wait is your bulge really that small)~
FV: ~(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha)~
CG: WHAT? NO, I
CG: NO, FUCK YOU.
CG: STOP LAUGHING. SHUT UP.
RC: all this talk about bulges is making me feel gross
FV: ~(ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)~
CG: YOU'RE LAUGHING.
CG: YOU INSINUATED THAT MY BULGE IS THE SIZE OF A TILDE, AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.
CG: THAT'S REALLY ALL IT FUCKING TAKES?
FV: ~(you didnt even defend yourself i know i'm right hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)~
RC: this is hilarious
RC: idk yelling all the time is kinda small dick energy man
RC: ironic, i know
CG: I SAID NO. MULTIPLE TIMES.
CG: MY BULGE IS LIKE, HUGE.
CG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COLOSSALLY FUCKING MONUMENTAL IT IS.
CG: IT'S LIKE A MIGHTY MYTHOLOGICAL CRIMSON SERPENT.
CG: SHUT UP.
DC: hey ITS okay ITS not THE size OF the BULGE that MATTERS
DC: okay WELL it SORT of DOES but NOT that MUCH that YOU wont EVER get A matesprit
DC: im SURE that WHOEVER you FIND love WITH will APPRECIATE you REGARDLESS
FV: ~(i know there are plenty of trolls out there that will still love you)~
RC: OMFG BRO YOURE TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS I CANT
RC: I CANT BREATH
CG: OH GOD. NOT AGAIN.
DC: im SO fucking CONFUSED
RC: HES TRYING TO FUCK A TREE?
CG: IT'S COMPLICATED. JUST... DON'T ASK.
RC: WHERE IS THE PLEASURE IN THAT
RC: DILDOS EXIST FOR A REASON MAN
DC: i HATE this
DC: and NOT in THE sexy WAY either
RC: theres a sexy way to hate stuff?
CG: YES, DIPSHIT.
FV: ~(why are you yelling)~
CG: WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN STUPID LITTLE BULGE BRACKETS?
FV: ~(it's okay to be quiet sometimes)~
CG: YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY, THEN.
RC: kar-bro is always yelling
RC: think its one of those quirks yall have ???
FV: ~(that's a good question actually i don't know why i do this)~
FV: ~(it looks cool)~
DC: yes ITS their TYPING quirk WHAT did YOU think IT was
DC: them JUST typing IN full CAPS for NO fucking REASON???
FV: ~(wait is your bulge really that small)~
FV: ~(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha)~
CG: WHAT? NO, I
CG: NO, FUCK YOU.
CG: STOP LAUGHING. SHUT UP.
RC: all this talk about bulges is making me feel gross
FV: ~(ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)~
CG: YOU'RE LAUGHING.
CG: YOU INSINUATED THAT MY BULGE IS THE SIZE OF A TILDE, AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.
CG: THAT'S REALLY ALL IT FUCKING TAKES?
FV: ~(you didnt even defend yourself i know i'm right hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)~
RC: this is hilarious
RC: idk yelling all the time is kinda small dick energy man
RC: ironic, i know
CG: I SAID NO. MULTIPLE TIMES.
CG: MY BULGE IS LIKE, HUGE.
CG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COLOSSALLY FUCKING MONUMENTAL IT IS.
CG: IT'S LIKE A MIGHTY MYTHOLOGICAL CRIMSON SERPENT.
CG: SHUT UP.
DC: hey ITS okay ITS not THE size OF the BULGE that MATTERS
DC: okay WELL it SORT of DOES but NOT that MUCH that YOU wont EVER get A matesprit
DC: im SURE that WHOEVER you FIND love WITH will APPRECIATE you REGARDLESS
FV: ~(i know there are plenty of trolls out there that will still love you)~
RC: OMFG BRO YOURE TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS I CANT
RC: I CANT BREATH
turntechGodhead [TG] has started responding to the memo
TG: sup dudes
RC: sup man
CG: FUCK YOU ALL, SHUT UP. MY BULGE IS *NOT* SMALL. LEAVE ME ALONE.
CG: IT'S FUCKING MASSIVE AND PLEASURES EVERYONE WHO EVEN *LOOKS* AT IT.
CG: SHIT
CG: HELLO, DAVE.
TG: .....Karkat
FV: ~(ugh is this another human)~
RC: this is amazing
RC: i love this
TG: karkat why the fuck
TG: why are you talking about your fucking dick
RC: someone said that yelling has small dick energy
RC: ironic
TG: on the *memo*
FV: ~(i said it was small)~
FV: ~(it turns out i was right)~
DC: oh LOOK its THE slam POET
DC: or WAIT rapper I guess
DC: i STILL dont SEE the DIFFERENCE here BUT ill RESPECT your TERMINOLOGY on THE matter I guess
DC: also THAT mental IMAGREY is GREAT thank YOU grother
CG: THEY STARTED IT.
FV: ~(he's mad)~
TG: oh my fucking got
TG: dude i dont wanna think about your fucking dick
TG: oh my god
FV: ~(too bad, now we all have to)~
FV: ~(microscopic)~
RC: stop
RC: sup man
CG: FUCK YOU ALL, SHUT UP. MY BULGE IS *NOT* SMALL. LEAVE ME ALONE.
CG: IT'S FUCKING MASSIVE AND PLEASURES EVERYONE WHO EVEN *LOOKS* AT IT.
CG: SHIT
CG: HELLO, DAVE.
TG: .....Karkat
FV: ~(ugh is this another human)~
RC: this is amazing
RC: i love this
TG: karkat why the fuck
TG: why are you talking about your fucking dick
RC: someone said that yelling has small dick energy
RC: ironic
TG: on the *memo*
FV: ~(i said it was small)~
FV: ~(it turns out i was right)~
DC: oh LOOK its THE slam POET
DC: or WAIT rapper I guess
DC: i STILL dont SEE the DIFFERENCE here BUT ill RESPECT your TERMINOLOGY on THE matter I guess
DC: also THAT mental IMAGREY is GREAT thank YOU grother
CG: THEY STARTED IT.
FV: ~(he's mad)~
TG: oh my fucking got
TG: dude i dont wanna think about your fucking dick
TG: oh my god
FV: ~(too bad, now we all have to)~
FV: ~(microscopic)~
RC: stop
gallowsCalibrator [GC] has started responding to the memo.
GC: OK4Y 3R1D4N W4STNT P41L1NG MY TR33
RC: lets stop talking about penises
CG: THEN DON'T, YOU FUCKING PERV.
CG: NO ONE THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED. UNLESS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT HOW BIG IT IS. BECAUSE IT IS BIG. FUCK YOU.
TG: dude for fucks sake stop talking about how big your fucking dick is
RC: ^^^
TG: in fact everyone stop fucking talking about it
FV: ~(are u jealous)~
RC: no please
GC: WH4T H4V3 1 COM3 B4CK TO
GC: H1 D4V1D
CG: I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG IT IS ONCE THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW SMALL IT IS.
CG: I MEAN, HOW SMALL IT *ISN'T*. FUCK.
FV: ~(haha your name is david)~
RC: oh my god
TG: karkat
TG: ...................
RC: jfc
DC: dont WORRY karkat I will ONLY ever IMAGINE you IN my HEAD with A colossal FUCKING donger BETWEEN your LEGS
DC: they PROBABLY call IT the RED miles BECAUSE its MILES long PFFT
TG: why
RC: oH my god shut the fuck up
TG: why
TG: why
CG: YEAH, THEY DO CALL IT THAT. THANKS, GROTHER.
CG: GOD, WE'RE TOO DEEP IN IT NOW.
RC: why
CG: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE RED MILES.
TG: stop please stop
CG: THE MILES, DAVID.
GC: OH MY FUCK1NG GOD
RC: oh my god
NV: shiit maan whaat haapeeneed iin heeree?
TG: both of you, its fucking Dave
RC: someone get me out im about to fucking feel my damn brain smooth out
TG: stop fucking calling me that
FV: ~(lol david)~
CG: NO, MY MILES ARE *NOT* FUCKING DAVE, DAVID.
TG: fuck you guys
GC: WH4TS WRONG, D4V1D >:?
RC: i
TG: i'm leaving
RC: i feel like if i said my name people would make fun of me
DC: my GOD
DC: this IS the FUNNIEST shit IVE ever SEEN my AIR sacs ARE going TO fucking IMPLODE from THE sheer AMOUNT of LAUGHTER im EMITTING
DC: the FUCKING
DC: mile LONG bulge
DC: just CRUSHING the SHIT out OF everything AHAHAHAHA
FV: ~(bye david)~
FV: ~(i am going to make fun of your name what is it)~
GC: NO D4V1D DONT GO
RC: ah shit i forgot to wash the dishes
RC: my old man will be pissed
RC: brb
TG: okay look I am serious, fucking please stop
FV: ~(what the fuck is your name god damn it)~
FV: ~(come back)~
TG: i hate david it makes me unconformable
RC: if it makes him uncomfortable stfu
NV: saamee
RC: god respect boundaries n shit guys
FV: ~(i was gonna say sorry but then rc told me to shut up so now i can't apologize)~
FV: ~(so just accept that as an apology)~
RC: i will eat you
CG: AS LONG AS YOUR NAME ISN'T "RED" OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT, YOU'RE FINE.
CG: SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULD NAME THEIR HUMAN CHILD "RED"? OR *ANYTHING* "RED", FOR THAT MATTER. TERRIBLE NAME FOR TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
FV: ~(try me human)~
RC: my name is Owen lol
NV: fvs goot aa pooiint
FV: ~(lmao your name is owen)~
FV: ~(looooooooool)~
FV: ~(fucking owen)~
NV: duudee caan wee noot taalk aaboouut eeaatiing peeooplee?
RC: yeah i was named after my dead dad
FV: ~(lol his name was owen)~
CG: OWEN? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN *PRONOUNCE* THAT?
CG: OW-EEEN? THAT'S DUMB. NO OFFENSE.
RC: yea
RC: “o-when”
CG: OH GOD DAMN IT. I ALREADY HAD THAT TYPED OUT WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR DEAD DAD'S NAME. NOW I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
FV: ~(oween)~
CG: I MEAN, I *AM* AN ASSHOLE, BUT STILL.
RC: nah its fine man
GC: Y34H, YOU 4R3
DC: hey MAN red ISNT that BAD of A color
DC: honestly THOUGH i THINK this IS the MOST deliciously CHAOTIC ive EVER seen A chat AND im LIVING and OR dying FOR it
DC: you IDIOTS are THE best OF the BEST
DC: at LEAST when IT comes TO being FUCKING batshit INSANE which IS nonetheless NOTEWORTHY
RC: he was an ass anyways so
FV: ~(hey dc)~
RC: RED IS THE BEST FUCKING COLOR NO ARGUMENTS
FV: ~(whats your name)~
CG: OKAY, GOOD.
CG: I MEAN, *NOT* GOOD FOR YOU, BUT GOOD IN THIS ONE CASE.
CG: THE CASE BEING, LIKE, ME BEING AN ASSHOLE.
DC: none OF your BUSINESS
CG: RED IS A TERRIBLE COLOUR.
RC: Kar no it isnttt
GC: R3D 1S GR34T, K1TK4T >;|
RC: ^^^
CG: NO.
CG: SHOOSH.
FV: ~(red is the color of tghegehe most gorgeous troll ive ever seen)~
FV: ~(ill try that again later)~
DC: red IS pretty GREAT
DC: like I was SAYING before MY magic IS mostly RED and ITS cool AS shit
DC: i WOULD show YOU but I also WILL not
DC: nothing PERSONAL i JUST dont WANT to GET myself FUCKED
RC: yall i hear my neighbors “Pailing” or whatever yall call it
RC: free me from this flesh prison
FV: ~(i'd like to get myself fucked but here we are, talking about colors)~
CG: WHAT
CG: THE FUCK?
CG: STOP, OH MY GOG.
RC: i dont see the pleasure in “pailing”
TG: dear god
NV: aand peeooplee aact liikee iim thee peerv seeeesh
RC: yall want some cursed shit
TG: why the fuck is this memo always go to sex
CG: YOU ARE *ALL* PERVS. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
GC: 1 DONT KNOW, D4V3
CG: NOT "FUCKING GOD" IN THAT WAY. AGH.
FV: ~(must suck being a virgin)~
FV: ~(wouldnt know)~
FV: ~(how the fuck did you do that god damn it)~
TG: holy shit that was cursed
RC: yall want more?
FV: ~(im pissed)~
GC: 1T T4ST3S GROSS
CG: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MY *DICK*, I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY *BULGE*. AND, AGAIN, THEY STARTED IT.
CG: I HAD TO DEFEND MY TOWERING HONOUR.
CG: MY GIRTHY EMINENCE DEMANDED AN ATTORNEY.
DC: this MEMO is PRETTY perverted YEAH but IT is ALSO pretty FUNNY in THAT regard
DC: who DOESNT like A fun LITTLE chat ABOUT dick AND ba OKAY i CANT type THAT with A straight FACE oh MY god
NV: shiit maan caareefuul ii heeaard theerees liike aa aa kiid thaats liike threeee sweeeeps oor soomee shiit thaat coomees oon heeree
FV: ~(who the fuck lets a kid come on here)~
TG: ugh
GC: TH4T ON3 T4ST3S WORS3
RC: its art
TG: I hate it here
RC: lets stop talking about penises
CG: THEN DON'T, YOU FUCKING PERV.
CG: NO ONE THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED. UNLESS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT HOW BIG IT IS. BECAUSE IT IS BIG. FUCK YOU.
TG: dude for fucks sake stop talking about how big your fucking dick is
RC: ^^^
TG: in fact everyone stop fucking talking about it
FV: ~(are u jealous)~
RC: no please
GC: WH4T H4V3 1 COM3 B4CK TO
GC: H1 D4V1D
CG: I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG IT IS ONCE THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW SMALL IT IS.
CG: I MEAN, HOW SMALL IT *ISN'T*. FUCK.
FV: ~(haha your name is david)~
RC: oh my god
TG: karkat
TG: ...................
RC: jfc
DC: dont WORRY karkat I will ONLY ever IMAGINE you IN my HEAD with A colossal FUCKING donger BETWEEN your LEGS
DC: they PROBABLY call IT the RED miles BECAUSE its MILES long PFFT
TG: why
RC: oH my god shut the fuck up
TG: why
TG: why
CG: YEAH, THEY DO CALL IT THAT. THANKS, GROTHER.
CG: GOD, WE'RE TOO DEEP IN IT NOW.
RC: why
CG: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE RED MILES.
TG: stop please stop
CG: THE MILES, DAVID.
GC: OH MY FUCK1NG GOD
RC: oh my god
NV: shiit maan whaat haapeeneed iin heeree?
TG: both of you, its fucking Dave
RC: someone get me out im about to fucking feel my damn brain smooth out
TG: stop fucking calling me that
FV: ~(lol david)~
CG: NO, MY MILES ARE *NOT* FUCKING DAVE, DAVID.
TG: fuck you guys
GC: WH4TS WRONG, D4V1D >:?
RC: i
TG: i'm leaving
RC: i feel like if i said my name people would make fun of me
DC: my GOD
DC: this IS the FUNNIEST shit IVE ever SEEN my AIR sacs ARE going TO fucking IMPLODE from THE sheer AMOUNT of LAUGHTER im EMITTING
DC: the FUCKING
DC: mile LONG bulge
DC: just CRUSHING the SHIT out OF everything AHAHAHAHA
FV: ~(bye david)~
FV: ~(i am going to make fun of your name what is it)~
GC: NO D4V1D DONT GO
RC: ah shit i forgot to wash the dishes
RC: my old man will be pissed
RC: brb
TG: okay look I am serious, fucking please stop
FV: ~(what the fuck is your name god damn it)~
FV: ~(come back)~
TG: i hate david it makes me unconformable
RC: if it makes him uncomfortable stfu
NV: saamee
RC: god respect boundaries n shit guys
FV: ~(i was gonna say sorry but then rc told me to shut up so now i can't apologize)~
FV: ~(so just accept that as an apology)~
RC: i will eat you
CG: AS LONG AS YOUR NAME ISN'T "RED" OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT, YOU'RE FINE.
CG: SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULD NAME THEIR HUMAN CHILD "RED"? OR *ANYTHING* "RED", FOR THAT MATTER. TERRIBLE NAME FOR TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
FV: ~(try me human)~
RC: my name is Owen lol
NV: fvs goot aa pooiint
FV: ~(lmao your name is owen)~
FV: ~(looooooooool)~
FV: ~(fucking owen)~
NV: duudee caan wee noot taalk aaboouut eeaatiing peeooplee?
RC: yeah i was named after my dead dad
FV: ~(lol his name was owen)~
CG: OWEN? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN *PRONOUNCE* THAT?
CG: OW-EEEN? THAT'S DUMB. NO OFFENSE.
RC: yea
RC: “o-when”
CG: OH GOD DAMN IT. I ALREADY HAD THAT TYPED OUT WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR DEAD DAD'S NAME. NOW I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
FV: ~(oween)~
CG: I MEAN, I *AM* AN ASSHOLE, BUT STILL.
RC: nah its fine man
GC: Y34H, YOU 4R3
DC: hey MAN red ISNT that BAD of A color
DC: honestly THOUGH i THINK this IS the MOST deliciously CHAOTIC ive EVER seen A chat AND im LIVING and OR dying FOR it
DC: you IDIOTS are THE best OF the BEST
DC: at LEAST when IT comes TO being FUCKING batshit INSANE which IS nonetheless NOTEWORTHY
RC: he was an ass anyways so
FV: ~(hey dc)~
RC: RED IS THE BEST FUCKING COLOR NO ARGUMENTS
FV: ~(whats your name)~
CG: OKAY, GOOD.
CG: I MEAN, *NOT* GOOD FOR YOU, BUT GOOD IN THIS ONE CASE.
CG: THE CASE BEING, LIKE, ME BEING AN ASSHOLE.
DC: none OF your BUSINESS
CG: RED IS A TERRIBLE COLOUR.
RC: Kar no it isnttt
GC: R3D 1S GR34T, K1TK4T >;|
RC: ^^^
CG: NO.
CG: SHOOSH.
FV: ~(red is the color of tghegehe most gorgeous troll ive ever seen)~
FV: ~(ill try that again later)~
DC: red IS pretty GREAT
DC: like I was SAYING before MY magic IS mostly RED and ITS cool AS shit
DC: i WOULD show YOU but I also WILL not
DC: nothing PERSONAL i JUST dont WANT to GET myself FUCKED
RC: yall i hear my neighbors “Pailing” or whatever yall call it
RC: free me from this flesh prison
FV: ~(i'd like to get myself fucked but here we are, talking about colors)~
CG: WHAT
CG: THE FUCK?
CG: STOP, OH MY GOG.
RC: i dont see the pleasure in “pailing”
TG: dear god
NV: aand peeooplee aact liikee iim thee peerv seeeesh
RC: yall want some cursed shit
TG: why the fuck is this memo always go to sex
CG: YOU ARE *ALL* PERVS. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
GC: 1 DONT KNOW, D4V3
CG: NOT "FUCKING GOD" IN THAT WAY. AGH.
FV: ~(must suck being a virgin)~
FV: ~(wouldnt know)~
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
TG: you were the one talking about your *DICK* karkat
FV: ~(how the fuck did you do that god damn it)~
TG: holy shit that was cursed
RC: yall want more?
FV: ~(im pissed)~
GC: 1T T4ST3S GROSS
CG: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MY *DICK*, I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY *BULGE*. AND, AGAIN, THEY STARTED IT.
CG: I HAD TO DEFEND MY TOWERING HONOUR.
CG: MY GIRTHY EMINENCE DEMANDED AN ATTORNEY.
DC: this MEMO is PRETTY perverted YEAH but IT is ALSO pretty FUNNY in THAT regard
DC: who DOESNT like A fun LITTLE chat ABOUT dick AND ba OKAY i CANT type THAT with A straight FACE oh MY god
NV: shiit maan caareefuul ii heeaard theerees liike aa aa kiid thaats liike threeee sweeeeps oor soomee shiit thaat coomees oon heeree
FV: ~(who the fuck lets a kid come on here)~
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
NV: fuuck iif ii knoow
TG: ugh
GC: TH4T ON3 T4ST3S WORS3
RC: its art
TG: I hate it here
dioramicSpectacle [DS] has joined the memo!
NV: seelf poortraaiit?
RC: oop
DS: SO, how's everything been going.
RC: oop
DS: SO, how's everything been going.
turntechGodhead [TG] has ceased responding to the memo
DC: what STUPID ass LUSUS would LET their THREE sweep OLD wriggler ON a MEMO like THIS
DC: like SERIOUSLY man YOU should BE at LEAST six SWEEPS before YOURE even VENTURING on TO the INTERNET
DC: i GUESS not ALL guardians ARE created EQUAL though
RC: yo some guardians are shit
NV: iikr?
DC: yeah I didnt EVEN really KNOW mine VERY well
DC: honestly I dont THINK it WAS ever VERY interested IN me
DC: which KIND of SUCKS but ALSO its WHATEVER im DOING fine ON my OWN
NV: soorry maan (:{
RC: my dad never really was around and my mom got sick
RC: thats why im with my older cousin
RC: hes cool
CG: GOD. THIS IS DEPRESSING. CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MY PROTRACTED BULGE?
NV: muust bee niicee haaviing baackuup luusuus maan
RC: never again
CG: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE MILES, OWEEN.
GC: WH4T
RC: oh god
RC: did you just call me by my real name
NV: lool deespeereet too taalk aaboouut yoouu stuuf theeree shoouuty?
DC: yeah SURE lets GET into THE deep MORAL implications OF your BULGE
DC: what GRIPPING philosophical CONNOTATIONS are CONTAINED within THE knotted FOLDS of YOUR miles LONG dick
FV: ~(lol your name is oween)~
RC: no i read it wrong
FV: ~(elbow skin ass mf)~
RC: can someone say theyre proud of me real quick for no apparent reason
FV: ~(no)~
NV: lool ooh maan yoouur muuch fuuniieer wheen ii oonly reeaad thee loouud woords
FV: ~(sure get the moral of bulge gripping connotations contained the folds your long)~
CG: THAT'S... DEEP.
RC: imagine having a dick
RC: cant relate, sadly
CG: NEITHER CAN I.
CG: SERIOUSLY. BULGES AND HUMAN DICKS ARE *VERY* DIFFERENT.
GC: WH4T 4M 1 R34D1NG
NV: aall thiis mooraal buulgee griipiing
FV: ~(lol imagine having a bulge)~
GC: K4RK4T HOW DO YOY KNOW TH4T
GC: *YOU
RC: about me wishing i was a biological guy and Karkat talking about how notoriously huge his bulge is
FV: ~(anyone with a bulge is boring facts)~
CG: BUT-
CG: DON'T *YOU* HAVE A BULGE? YOU'RE A TROLL.
RC: i shall remove thine titty
DC: yeah I cant IMAGINE having A dick EITHER it WOULD probably BE weird
DC: i HEAR theyre LIKE really FLOPPY but THEN when ITS time TO go THEY get SOLID instead OF getting SLIMEY like A bulge
DC: human REPRODUCTION is PRETTY gross TOO its BASICALLY like IMPLANTING a PARASITE into EACHOTHER
GC: K4RK4T HOW DO YOU KNOW WH4T HUM4N D1CKS 4R3 L1K3
FV: ~(i lost my bulge 3 years ago)~
RC: yes human reproduction is gross
RC: i agree
CG: OH. SORRY. I GUESS.
CG: LET'S, LIKE, NOT TALK ABOUT REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ANY MORE.
FV: ~( :"( )~
GC: 4NSW3R M3, CLUCKB34ST
DC: awh FINE whatever
DC: i DONT really KNOW what ELSE to TALK about THOUGH so ILL leave IT up TO you GUYS
RC: can we talk about how i want to fkin strife right now
RC: like, im craving action
CG: SO LIKE, THAT NEW SBAHJ MOVIE. PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
FV: ~(yall ever tried human food)~
RC: human food is okay
GC: K4RK4T 1 SW34R
FV: ~(humans do not talk to me)~
FV: ~(has anyone tried human food)~
DS: FUck SBaHJ, who even watches that crap?
CG: I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING, BUT THE ENDING REALLY GOT TO ME. PRETTY BIG TWIST THAT I WASN'T EXPECTING.
FV: ~(what is sbahj)~
RC: i like, uh
RC: anime
DC: i DONT watch MOVIES i LIVE in A dark CAVE
DC: also HUMAN food IS alright I guess I dont REALLY eat MUCH food I dont CATCH myself THOUGH so I wouldnt KNOW that MUCH
CG: IF YOU DON'T *LIKE* SBAHJ, YOU DON'T *GET* IT. SIMPLE AS.
NV: maakee uup yoouur miind maan deemaandiing wee taalk aaboouut iit theen deemaandiing wee doont
FV: ~(lol anime)~
DS: I Get it perfectly fine, it's just ass.
CG: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF. PRETTY SPECTACULAR MOVIE SERIES FROM ONE OF THE EARTHS. IT'S FOR INTELLECTUALS.
FV: ~(you guys watch stuff from earth? i dont even talk to people from earth)~
FV: ~(earthians dni)~
RC: oh yeaaah, i thought those were pretty good
FV: ~(the only acceptable racism is if they are from earth)~
DS: I'Ve met, like, one good human.
FV: ~(they don't exist don't lie)~
RC: i
RC: im human so im technically from earth
RC: as a human i can confirm that humans are shit
CG: "EARTHIANS"? THEY'RE CALLED *HUMANS*, GLOBETROTTER.
DS: ADmittedly he was drunk as shit so that could have affected things.
DC: what IS it ABOUT i HAVENT heard THAT much ABOUT it
DC: also I dont REALLY know MUCH about HUMANS ive SEEN a FEW but OTHER then ONLINE i DONT interact WITH them VERY often
DC: they SEEM sort OF similar TO us IN the WAYS they ACT but ALSO pretty FUCKING different
RC: ah alcohol
RC: never really been a fan
FV: ~(motherfucker have you ever seen a cat)~
FV: ~(those things are horrifying)~
FV: ~(those are from earth)~
FV: ~(earthians)~
DS: CAts are absolutely terrifying, man.
RC: dont you guys call them meowbeasts or purrbeasts?
DS: EVer seen one yawn?
FV: ~(those are different)~
FV: ~(those are so sweet)~
FV: ~(cat yawns)~
CG: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU TWO ARE AFRAID OF *CATS*? SURE, THEY'RE A LITTLE UNCANNY, BUT MY *LUSUS* IS SCARIER THAN A FUCKING CAT.
DS: DOn't even compare cats to meowbeasts.
FV: ~(one time a cat looked at me wrong and i nearly shit myself)~
DS: MEowbeasts are fucking, adorable.
RC: i dont like dogs
FV: ~(i fucking love meowbeasts)~
FV: shut the fuck up rc dogs are the best)~
RC: dogs are cute but i just dont like em
DS: FUck dogs, too. ALl they do is attack you.
RC: chihuahuas are demons
FV: ~(how did you get attacked by a dog)~
DS: NOt trespassing.
FV: ~(lol imagine trespassing)~
RC: hes fucking terrifying
DC: i THINK im GONNA go DO some OTHER stuff FOR a LITTLE while
DC: this WAS fun BUT also IM not REALLY interested IN talking ABOUT some RANDOM ass ANIMALS
DC: oh AND you SHOULD totally ADD me OR something GROTHER it WAS great GETTING to FUCK around WITH you SOME more
DC: well NOT like THAT but
DC: okay YOU know WHAT nevermind BYE
DC: like SERIOUSLY man YOU should BE at LEAST six SWEEPS before YOURE even VENTURING on TO the INTERNET
DC: i GUESS not ALL guardians ARE created EQUAL though
RC: yo some guardians are shit
NV: iikr?
DC: yeah I didnt EVEN really KNOW mine VERY well
DC: honestly I dont THINK it WAS ever VERY interested IN me
DC: which KIND of SUCKS but ALSO its WHATEVER im DOING fine ON my OWN
NV: soorry maan (:{
RC: my dad never really was around and my mom got sick
RC: thats why im with my older cousin
RC: hes cool
CG: GOD. THIS IS DEPRESSING. CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MY PROTRACTED BULGE?
NV: muust bee niicee haaviing baackuup luusuus maan
RC: never again
CG: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE MILES, OWEEN.
GC: WH4T
RC: oh god
RC: did you just call me by my real name
NV: lool deespeereet too taalk aaboouut yoouu stuuf theeree shoouuty?
DC: yeah SURE lets GET into THE deep MORAL implications OF your BULGE
DC: what GRIPPING philosophical CONNOTATIONS are CONTAINED within THE knotted FOLDS of YOUR miles LONG dick
FV: ~(lol your name is oween)~
RC: no i read it wrong
FV: ~(elbow skin ass mf)~
RC: can someone say theyre proud of me real quick for no apparent reason
FV: ~(no)~
NV: lool ooh maan yoouur muuch fuuniieer wheen ii oonly reeaad thee loouud woords
FV: ~(sure get the moral of bulge gripping connotations contained the folds your long)~
CG: THAT'S... DEEP.
RC: imagine having a dick
RC: cant relate, sadly
CG: NEITHER CAN I.
CG: SERIOUSLY. BULGES AND HUMAN DICKS ARE *VERY* DIFFERENT.
GC: WH4T 4M 1 R34D1NG
NV: aall thiis mooraal buulgee griipiing
FV: ~(lol imagine having a bulge)~
GC: K4RK4T HOW DO YOY KNOW TH4T
GC: *YOU
RC: about me wishing i was a biological guy and Karkat talking about how notoriously huge his bulge is
FV: ~(anyone with a bulge is boring facts)~
CG: BUT-
CG: DON'T *YOU* HAVE A BULGE? YOU'RE A TROLL.
RC: i shall remove thine titty
DC: yeah I cant IMAGINE having A dick EITHER it WOULD probably BE weird
DC: i HEAR theyre LIKE really FLOPPY but THEN when ITS time TO go THEY get SOLID instead OF getting SLIMEY like A bulge
DC: human REPRODUCTION is PRETTY gross TOO its BASICALLY like IMPLANTING a PARASITE into EACHOTHER
GC: K4RK4T HOW DO YOU KNOW WH4T HUM4N D1CKS 4R3 L1K3
FV: ~(i lost my bulge 3 years ago)~
RC: yes human reproduction is gross
RC: i agree
CG: OH. SORRY. I GUESS.
CG: LET'S, LIKE, NOT TALK ABOUT REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ANY MORE.
FV: ~( :"( )~
GC: 4NSW3R M3, CLUCKB34ST
DC: awh FINE whatever
DC: i DONT really KNOW what ELSE to TALK about THOUGH so ILL leave IT up TO you GUYS
RC: can we talk about how i want to fkin strife right now
RC: like, im craving action
CG: SO LIKE, THAT NEW SBAHJ MOVIE. PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
FV: ~(yall ever tried human food)~
RC: human food is okay
GC: K4RK4T 1 SW34R
FV: ~(humans do not talk to me)~
FV: ~(has anyone tried human food)~
DS: FUck SBaHJ, who even watches that crap?
CG: I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING, BUT THE ENDING REALLY GOT TO ME. PRETTY BIG TWIST THAT I WASN'T EXPECTING.
FV: ~(what is sbahj)~
RC: i like, uh
RC: anime
DC: i DONT watch MOVIES i LIVE in A dark CAVE
DC: also HUMAN food IS alright I guess I dont REALLY eat MUCH food I dont CATCH myself THOUGH so I wouldnt KNOW that MUCH
CG: IF YOU DON'T *LIKE* SBAHJ, YOU DON'T *GET* IT. SIMPLE AS.
NV: maakee uup yoouur miind maan deemaandiing wee taalk aaboouut iit theen deemaandiing wee doont
FV: ~(lol anime)~
DS: I Get it perfectly fine, it's just ass.
CG: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF. PRETTY SPECTACULAR MOVIE SERIES FROM ONE OF THE EARTHS. IT'S FOR INTELLECTUALS.
FV: ~(you guys watch stuff from earth? i dont even talk to people from earth)~
FV: ~(earthians dni)~
RC: oh yeaaah, i thought those were pretty good
FV: ~(the only acceptable racism is if they are from earth)~
DS: I'Ve met, like, one good human.
FV: ~(they don't exist don't lie)~
RC: i
RC: im human so im technically from earth
RC: as a human i can confirm that humans are shit
CG: "EARTHIANS"? THEY'RE CALLED *HUMANS*, GLOBETROTTER.
DS: ADmittedly he was drunk as shit so that could have affected things.
DC: what IS it ABOUT i HAVENT heard THAT much ABOUT it
DC: also I dont REALLY know MUCH about HUMANS ive SEEN a FEW but OTHER then ONLINE i DONT interact WITH them VERY often
DC: they SEEM sort OF similar TO us IN the WAYS they ACT but ALSO pretty FUCKING different
RC: ah alcohol
RC: never really been a fan
FV: ~(motherfucker have you ever seen a cat)~
FV: ~(those things are horrifying)~
FV: ~(those are from earth)~
FV: ~(earthians)~
DS: CAts are absolutely terrifying, man.
RC: dont you guys call them meowbeasts or purrbeasts?
DS: EVer seen one yawn?
FV: ~(those are different)~
FV: ~(those are so sweet)~
FV: ~(cat yawns)~
CG: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU TWO ARE AFRAID OF *CATS*? SURE, THEY'RE A LITTLE UNCANNY, BUT MY *LUSUS* IS SCARIER THAN A FUCKING CAT.
DS: DOn't even compare cats to meowbeasts.
FV: ~(one time a cat looked at me wrong and i nearly shit myself)~
DS: MEowbeasts are fucking, adorable.
RC: i dont like dogs
FV: ~(i fucking love meowbeasts)~
FV: shut the fuck up rc dogs are the best)~
RC: dogs are cute but i just dont like em
DS: FUck dogs, too. ALl they do is attack you.
RC: chihuahuas are demons
FV: ~(how did you get attacked by a dog)~
DS: NOt trespassing.
FV: ~(lol imagine trespassing)~
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
FV: ~(he's just saying hi)~
RC: hes fucking terrifying
DC: i THINK im GONNA go DO some OTHER stuff FOR a LITTLE while
DC: this WAS fun BUT also IM not REALLY interested IN talking ABOUT some RANDOM ass ANIMALS
DC: oh AND you SHOULD totally ADD me OR something GROTHER it WAS great GETTING to FUCK around WITH you SOME more
DC: well NOT like THAT but
DC: okay YOU know WHAT nevermind BYE
divineConvergence [DC] is now idle
DS: ARe you literally just here to spam the memo with pictures?
RC: yes
FV: ~(come back)~
FV: ~(i still dont know how you send pictures)~
NV: iits
FV: ~(pissed off)~
RC: i could DM you on how?
DS: YOu just put them in, man.
DS: IT's not hard.
RC: yeah
NV: heeh heeh heeh
FV: ~(with which button you human fuck)~
RC: you see the one near the send button?
RC: when you click on it, itll pull up your shit
RC: click on one, and then just press send man
CG: WAIT, "SEND MAN"? WHAT?
CG: I DON'T SEE THAT BUTTON, EITHER.
CG: ARE YOU MAKING SHIT UP?
RC: no karkat
RC: OMG BBY
RC: SEND IT AGAIN YOU FUCK
FV: ~(i have no idea)~
FV: ~(what you could possibly be talking about)~
FV: ~(there was nothing there)~
FV: ~(haha)~
RC: yes
FV: ~(come back)~
FV: ~(i still dont know how you send pictures)~
NV: iits
FV: ~(pissed off)~
RC: i could DM you on how?
DS: YOu just put them in, man.
DS: IT's not hard.
RC: yeah
NV: heeh heeh heeh
FV: ~(with which button you human fuck)~
RC: you see the one near the send button?
RC: when you click on it, itll pull up your shit
RC: click on one, and then just press send man
CG: WAIT, "SEND MAN"? WHAT?
CG: I DON'T SEE THAT BUTTON, EITHER.
CG: ARE YOU MAKING SHIT UP?
RC: no karkat
RC: OMG BBY
RC: SEND IT AGAIN YOU FUCK
FV: ~(i have no idea)~
FV: ~(what you could possibly be talking about)~
FV: ~(there was nothing there)~
FV: ~(haha)~
dioramicSpectacle [DS] has ceased responding to the memo!
flavoredVaporist [FV] is now idle.
RC: you fucking “nookwhiff” istg
SI: maYBe TheIR VeRsIOn OF TROLLIan Is dIFFeRenT sO The BuTTOn Is sOmewheRe eLse
RC: true
RC: im learning swears hehe
RC: time to bug Levi with em
SI: Oh nO! hOw TeRRIBLe!!!
CG: GOD. OKAY. I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. *THIS* CHAT IS PISSING ME OFF, AND I'M BEING TROLLED ABOUT SOMETHING I *DON'T* WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
CG: PEACE.
CG: OR, LIKE, WAR. WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FUCKING FANCY. ASSHOLES.
SI: maYBe TheIR VeRsIOn OF TROLLIan Is dIFFeRenT sO The BuTTOn Is sOmewheRe eLse
RC: true
RC: im learning swears hehe
RC: time to bug Levi with em
SI: Oh nO! hOw TeRRIBLe!!!
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
SI: TO ThInk YOud use this gaIned knOwLedge FOR eVIL Is TO muCh TOO BaRe
CG: GOD. OKAY. I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. *THIS* CHAT IS PISSING ME OFF, AND I'M BEING TROLLED ABOUT SOMETHING I *DON'T* WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
CG: PEACE.
CG: OR, LIKE, WAR. WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FUCKING FANCY. ASSHOLES.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased responding to memo.
RC: lmao by Kar
RC: *bye
RC: anyways imma head out too
RC: bye dudes
RC: *bye
RC: anyways imma head out too
RC: bye dudes
Stupid idoto [SI] sent a file
redCardinal [RC] ceased responding to memo.
NV: niicee naamee
NV: yeeaah thaats cooool ii doont waannaa taalk too mee eeiitheer
NV: chaat aalwaays diiees wheen ii geet iin
NV: suuch aa fuuckiing piieecee oof shiit
NV: yeeaah thaats cooool ii doont waannaa taalk too mee eeiitheer
NV: chaat aalwaays diiees wheen ii geet iin
NV: suuch aa fuuckiing piieecee oof shiit
notoriousVisionary [NV] has ceased responding to memo.
SI: waIt COme BaCk--
redCardinal [RC] started responding to memo.
RC: almost forgot this
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
RC: thank you for your timeredCardinal [RC] has ceased responding to memo.
origamiChamber [OC] has started responding to memo.
SI:Thank YOu red cardinal, I aPPReCIaTe IT.
OC: fis seems like a PLEASANT memo. is ity NICE and CALM in here today?
SI:I wOuld saY sO, much less heCTIC tMThen IT nORmaLLY Is, ThaT's FOR suRe.
OC: ah isy ity a very harsh memo normally?
SI: weLL, IT Is IF AA Is OnLIne, The TROLL ThaT TYPes In a dIFFeRenT Languege, ITs better IF YOu dont TRansLaTe IT ThOugh
OC: oh ify you say noty to then i won'ty
OC: fis seems like a PLEASANT memo. is ity NICE and CALM in here today?
SI:I wOuld saY sO, much less heCTIC tMThen IT nORmaLLY Is, ThaT's FOR suRe.
OC: ah isy ity a very harsh memo normally?
SI: weLL, IT Is IF AA Is OnLIne, The TROLL ThaT TYPes In a dIFFeRenT Languege, ITs better IF YOu dont TRansLaTe IT ThOugh
OC: oh ify you say noty to then i won'ty
An hour passes
OC: fis isy very PLEASANT. i will have to fanky my ferapist for suggesting i try.Several more hours pass
OC: fanky you so so so muchy for fis WONDERFULLY PEACEFUL memo. i APPRECIATE ity. i HOPE everyone hasy a LOVELY day.origamiChamber [OC] has ceased responding to memo.
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