PM1 pt.23} CH4LK 1S B3TT3R in Amalgama | World Anvil

PM1 pt.23} CH4LK 1S B3TT3R

carcinoGeneticist played by Link, divineConvergence played by Dodo, gallowsCalibrator played by Jiro, redCardinal played by Roj, eminenceReanimated played by Link, flavoredVaporist played by Kiki
 
CG: OH NO. POOR KANKRI HAS TO WRITE AN ESSAY. TALK ABOUT BEING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING COMFORT ZONE.
CG: SARCASM. OBVIOUSLY.
CG: THAT JUST UNBLEW ABOUT SIX OF MY GASKETS. CRAZY HOW THAT WORKS, ISN'T IT?
DC: oh MAN have I not EXPLAINED my MAGIC to YOU yet I have TO do THAT
DC: im MAGIC man
DC: i FOUND a MAGIC rock WHEN i WAS setting UP my NEW hive AND it LETS me DO all SORTS of CRAZY shit
DC: i WAS talking ABOUT it EARLIER but MOST of IT is ENERGY manipulation
DC: its ACTUALLY really FUCKING cool
CG: ...
CG: WHAT?
CG: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE OR SOMETHING?
CG: MAGIC ISN'T REAL, SLAPNUTS.
GC: OK4Y SO 1 GOT FRU1T SN4CKS
GC: 4LSO FUCK YOU K4RK4T
CG: WHY? WHAT DID I DO?
CG: FUCK YOU TOO, I GUESS.
GC: YOU 3X1ST3D
GC: 4ND TOLD M3 NOT TO 34T CH4LK
GC: H3NC3 TH3 FRU1T SN4CKS
CG: OH.
CG: THAT'S FAIR. I GUESS.
DC: s
DC: slapnuts???
DC: man HOW can YOU say MAGIC isnt REAL what ELSE do YOU call WHAT happened WITH the PLANETS
DC: i WAS literally HIDING in A pit DURING that SHIT and EVEN i COULD sense THE magicalness OF it ALL
DC: which WAS to SAY i WAS fucking TERRIFIED holy SHIT
DC: the MERGE was SO fucked IM glad I could JUST seal MYSELF in FOR the MOST part
RC: shit im back
RC: sorry my old man wanted to talk
CG: THE MERGE WASN'T MAGIC. DON'T BE SO STUPID.
CG: IT WAS LIKE, SCIENCE. OR RELIGION. OR SOMETHING.
CG: NOT MAGIC.
CG: MAGIC IS *INHERENTLY* FAKE. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF IT.
CG: I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU'VE BEEN HIDING IN A PIT EVER SINCE THEN. YOU SEEM LIKE THE SHELTERED TYPE.
RC: magic is kinda real tho man
RC: i believe in it
RC: to each their own i guess
DC: look DUDE
DC: youre GOING to TRY and ARGUE that SHIT wasnt THE fuckiest SHIT to EVER fuck SOME shit UP
DC: everyone WAS going FUCKING ballistic THEY already WERE on ALTERNIA but IT just GOT worse
DC: at LEAST that BITCH is GONE now BUT its STILL too STIRRED up FOR my TASTES
DC: at LEAST hanging OUT in THE wilds AND being A humble HERMIT means I dont HAVE to DEAL with LITERAL assclowns TRYING to RIP my THROAT out EVERY two SECONDS
GC: OH GOD H3LP TH3R3S CH4LK 4LL OV3R MY SCR33N
RC: get some cleaning stuff, man
RC: like windex and wipe it all good
RC: anyways while the other two are sparring pretty much
RC: wanna talk lol
DC: hey MAN just BECAUSE my GROMIE (grey HOMIE) is MORE interesting THEN you DOESNT mean I cant SEE your SHIT
DC: i JUST have NO real REASON to
DC: wait NO that JUST makes ME sound LIKE a DICK
DC: okay YOU know WHAT nevermind
DC: you NO longer EXIST in MY pan BYEBYE
RC: oop
CG: I HEREBY REVOKE YOUR PRIVILEGES TO EVER UTTER THE TERM "GROMIE" EVER AGAIN.
CG: NO BUTS. SERIOUSLY. FUCKING *GROMIE*? OF *ALL* THE THINGS YOU COULD CALL ME, YOU CHOSE THAT PIECE OF SHIT NON-WORD?
CG: UGH.
CG: AT LEAST MASH TOGETHER TWO WORDS THAT *FIT* TOGETHER. LIKE, ANONYMATE OR SOMETHING.
CG: WAIT, NO, THAT COULD INSINUATE THAT WE'RE MATING, WHICH, LIKE, WE'RE NOT.
RC: people in Australia would call their pals “mate”
RC: so not necessarily
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AUSTRALIA?
RC: place on Earth yknow, before everything
RC: was on the bottom of it
RC: everyone would make fun of em for it
RC: ʎɐdƃ
DC: i THINK its SOME human PLACE
DC: not THAT id KNOW im NOT a HUMAN or ANYTHING
DC: also DAMN you REALLY have TO do ME like THAT huh
DC: i GUESS i COULD probably DO better THEN gromie TO be FAIR but STILL harsh
DC: let ME think
DC: what ABOUT grothers
DC: you KNOW like THAT human TERM for SOMEONE youre ANCESTORS with BUT hatched IN the SAME wriggling CYCLE
RC: doesnt sound all too bad
RC: i like it
RC: what you think angy bro?
CG: "ANGY BRO"? WHAT? NEVER MIND, MOVING ON.
CG: I GUESS "GROTHERS" WORKS, YEAH.
CG: WAIT, NO. WHAT THE FUCK?
CG: WHY ARE WE COMING UP WITH A TEAM NAME? I FUCKING *HATE* YOU.
CG: I... I *DO* HATE YOU, RIGHT? OH GOD.
GC: FUN F4CT: CL34N1NG STUFF T4ST3S FUCK1NG GROSS
RC: i know
RC: tried it one time and it pissed my old man off lol
CG: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE EATING A... YOU KNOW.
CG: THAT, THING, THAT HUMANS USE FOR CLEANING.
CG: THAT IS *NOT* MADE FOR CLEANING.
CG: YOU KNOW THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT.
RC: ...?
DC: this IS incredible
DC: i JUMP into SOME random ASS memo AND within THE span OF a FEW days IVE already MANAGED to WRANGLE a KEISMIESS
DC: (not THAT im ACTUALLY saying WERE in A black RELATIONSHIP now BUT just DO it FOR the GAG okay)
DC: (i CANT even COME find YOU anyways SO it WOULD be STUPID nobody DOES long DISTANCE blackrom IT doesnt WORK)
DC: why ARE you CLEANING shit WITH your TONGUE
DC: use YOUR hands OR your MAGIC if YOU have ANY
GC: 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT, K4RK4T >;]
RC: what’s a “kiesmiess”?
RC: *keismiess
CG: I AM *NOT* YOUR KISMESIS. DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.
CG: I MEAN, AGAIN, I'M NOT REJECTING YOU, OR ANYTHING.
CG: IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING AT THE CURRENT MOMENT. YOU KNOW?
CG: IF YOU REALLY *WANTED* SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WE COULD MAYBE LIKE, GO ON A HATE DATE SOMETIME. IF YOU WANTED.
CG: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING. I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP. IGNORE ME.
RC: nah man you dont wanna be ignored
RC: not fun to be ignored
CG: I DO. I DO WANT TO BE IGNORED. I WANT YOU TO *NOT* READ MY LAST FIVE OR SO MESSAGES. JUST, PRETEND THEY WERE NEVER SENT.
RC: lmao i think its funny
GC: OH GOD 1 K33P DR1NK1NG CL34N3R STUFF
GC: S3ND H3LP
RC: DONT DO THAT
RC: YOULL GET SICK
DC: woah WOAH woah ARE you BEING serious
DC: damn I mean
DC: youre PRETTY fucking FUNNY man BUT i DONT know
DC: like IM not SAYING were NOT grothers HERE or ANYTHING dont GET it TWISTED but I dont USUALLY tend TO hate PEOPLE that MUCH
DC: or MAYBE im DOING it WRONG
DC: i DONT really KNOW how QUADS work :|
DC: well LIKE i DO technically BUT ive NEVER like EXPERIMENTED with IT
DC: okay YEAH this GOT awkward FAST
DC: im ALSO going TO pretend MY own MESSAGES dont EXIST nice
RC: oop
RC: Terezi (is that your name?) drink some water to wash your mouth out or smth
CG: OH GOD. STOP. I'M GETTING EMBARRASSED BY ASSOCIATION HERE.
CG: LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
CG: TEREZI.
CG: EAT FOOD, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. *REAL* FOOD.
RC: ^^^
GC: HOW 4BOUT NO
GC: CH4LK 1S B3TT3R
DC: yeah I was GONNA say
DC: cleanant ISNT really A good FOOD to EAT because ITS not A food
DC: its CLEANANT
RC: maybe try to eat food that has a similar texture
RC: like dried out marshmallows
CG: WHAT IF I SAY PLEASE?
CG: WHAT IF I SAY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP, CRUSHED TO A FINE DUST BY THE COLOSSAL WEIGHT OF A BANANA FUCKING SUNDAE?
RC: dude stop youre making me hungry
GC: WH4T TH3 FUCK
DC: what ARE you FUCKING for YOURE the ONE eating A bunch OF inedible SHIT here
DC: what DO you THINK youre ONE of THOSE earth GOATS or SOMETHING i HEARD they COULD eat ANYTHING
RC: yeah they can
RC: socks, shoes, other animals
RC: anything
RC: waiting for Terezi to start eating other trolls or smth just because of what i said just now
DC: shit MAN i DIDNT know THEY were PREDATORS
DC: i HOPE i DONT meet ANY goats THEN i COULD probably JUST blow THEM up TO be FAIR but STILL
CG: OH GOG. DON'T SUGGEST CANNIBALISM. I FEEL LIKE SHE'D ACTUALLY DO THAT.
GC: >;]
RC: hehe
RC: yall are funny
DC: oh GOD i HOPE not
DC: cannibals ARE the WORST and EVEN worse IS theyre FUCKING everywhere
DC: this IS why I stay IN my HIVE man I dont WANT to DEAL with A world THIS ass
ER: (:4
RC: idk man i havent ever met a cannibal
RC: lucky me i guess
RC: not like id be in immediate danger, i can defend myself
CG: WHAT? WHO THE FUCK ARE *YOU*?
ER: Oh~ you'll know- Soon- (;4
RC: is that supposed to be a threat or an attempt at flirting
CG: COOL. REALLY LOVING YOUR FOREBODING FUCKING FACADE. SUPER ALLURING. KEEP IT UP.
RC: im getting mixed signals
DC: oh EW what THE fuck IS this
DC: get THIS garbage PINK text OFF my SCREEN at ONCE
ER: Silence~ whelp- I didn't 4sk for your inconchiquenti4l bl4thering-
ER: Ugh- Idiots like you m4ke me sick- M4kes me miss 4lterni4-
RC: y’all want something cursed?
CG: OH MY GOD. YES, PLEASE. ANYTHING BUT THIS.
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
DC: WHAT THE FUCK
DC: SINCE WHEN DO HUMANS EAT THEIR OWN YOUNG TOO
RC: HAHAHAHA
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
CG: DUDE, GROSS. THAT LOOKS LIKE A FAILED CLONE OR SOME SHIT.
ER: 4hhh--
RC: WE DONT
RC: ITS CALLED A CURSED IMAGE FOR A REASON
ER: yyess---
DC: thats FUCKING disgusting
DC: and THIS other GUY is FUCKING disgusting TOO whys THIS damn MEMO have SO many BULGE sucking SEAWEED brains IN it
DC: its LIKE trying TO enjoy A cool THING while SOMEONE smashes YOU over THE head WITH an ARENA stickball BAT
RC: HOMERUN-
RC: also is there something wrong with liking bulges?
ER: h444---
CG: COME ON, DUDE, IS THE CASTE BASHING REALLY NECESSARY?
ER: consssuumme---
CG: OKAY, WELL, THIS FUCHSIA *IS* A LITTLE STRANGE, ADMITTEDLY, BUT CASTEISM IS PRETTY SHITTY.
CG: OH GOD. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD, KANKRI.
RC: guys are cute okay
RC: someone back me up
CG: WHAT? YEAH, DUDE, GUYS CAN BE CUTE, I GUESS. THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? IT'S NOT LIKE GIRLS DON'T HAVE BULGES, TOO.
RC: true
RC: but guys
DC: look MAN we HAD this CONVERSATION before
DC: i WILL literally REPEAT the SAME fucking THING i SAID before HOLD on
DC: its NOT bad TO be CASTEIST to THE casteist SHITS who ARE the REASON casteism EXISTS in THE first PLACE and WHO are THE ones CULLING everyone
DC: i NORMALLY would NOT advocate FOR anyone BEING culled BUT man
DC: sometimes.
flavoredVaporist [FV] is no longer idle
RC: lets all agree that Racism/Casteism is shit
RC: we’re all people/trolls here
GC: 4R3NT TROLLS P3OPL3 TOO
FV: ~(did someone say)~
FV: ~(fuck racism)~
RC: yes
FV: ~(we aren't people)~
RC: i said fuck racism
FV: ~(we are obviously lesser)~
FV: ~(smh)~
CG: NO. I AM NOT GETTING INTO ANOTHER DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR NOOK-BACKWARDS DEFENCE OF CASTEISM.
CG: WE HAVE TO BE THE BIGGER TROLLS AND GET PAST THE INTOLERANCE.
ER: hhhh--
RC: no????
RC: y’all exist and have feelings too it’s not just humans that can have emotions
RC: fuckin hate people who think from a racist perspective
DC: no THEY said IT was SHIT
DC: but IN all SERIOUSNESS im NOT changing MY mind ABOUT this
DC: im NOT going TO be THE bigger TROLL for TROLLS who HAVE resulted IN trillions OF needless CULLINGS over THE centisweeps
DC: this SYSTEM is FUCKED and ITS all THEIR fault
DC: i RESPECT your OPINION as MY grother BUT youre ALSO wrong AS shit
RC: bro you shouldnt dislike someone just because of their fucking caste
RC: you can dislike people for other reasons
CG: YEAH. THERE ARE PLENTY OF REASONS TO HATE OTHERS. FUCK, YOU CAN HATE THEM FOR *NO* REASON. I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
ER: mmmm----
FV: ~(hard being a limeblood in this day and age smh)~
RC: kar-bros got a point
RC: yes im calling you that now you cant stop me
CG: I CAN, AND *WILL*, STOP YOU.
FV: ~(who the fuck is kar-bro)~
CG: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN.
RC: dont be mad kar-bro
DC: i HAVE good REASONS to HATE them ON the BASIS of THEIR caste I just FUCKING said IT
DC: these ASSWIPES have ALWAYS been THE ones IN power DUDE
DC: you EVER see THE empress DO shit TO try AND stop IT no SHES the ONE who SET these SYSTEMS up IN the FIRST place
DC: ugh YOU know WHAT forget IT
DC: this SHIT is PISSING me OFF but ITS not WORTH arguing ABOUT in SOME stupid MEMO i DONT even CARE about
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
RC: to change the subject
RC: lil froggie
FV: ~(how the fuck did you do that)~
FV: ~(how do you send files)~
RC: idk im assuming your stuff looks different than mine
CG: THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HATING THE EMPRESS AND HATING FUCHSIABLOODS. HOW HARD TO YOU THINK IT IS TO BE A FUCHSIABLOOD WHO *ISN'T* CASTEIST?
CG: THEN THE ACTIONS OF THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU FUCK *YOU* OVER, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO STOP IT. IT ISN'T FAIR.
CG: UGH, WHATEVER. JUST ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU. ONTO THE PILE.
RC: can i get a “fuck racism/casteism” in the chat
DC: erck
DC: man WHY is THE chat SO fucking WEIRD tonight
DC: like ITS always BEEN weird BUT like
DC: fuck MAN
DC: maybe I should JUST blow OFF some STEAM a LOT has BEEN going ON lately ANYWAYS
RC: i suggest running
RC: why? youll find out soon
DC: what???
RC: look behind you
FV: ~(how the fuck do you send files)~
DC: i DONT see ANYTHING behind ME what THE fuck ARE you TALKING about
RC: ahHAH I GOT YOU
FV: ~(guys)~
DC: uh
DC: okay THEN i GUESS
RC: anyways- there should be a little button beside the “send” thing and itll take you to the stuff you have saved
RC: thats how it is for me, anyways
GC: 31TH3R 3R1D4N 1S TRY1NG TO P41L W1TH MY TR33 OR 1M D3LUS1ON4L GOTT4 GO
gallowsCalibrator [GC] has ceased responding to the memo.
 

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