PM1 pt.22} aint a fan of angry people
NV: caant eeveen aannooy aanyoonee wiithoouut theem cryiing
RC: lmao i guess people are sensitive
RC: which isnt a bad thing but yknow
DC: alright YEAH this SHIT is OFFISHALLY lame
DC: officially FUCK whatever
DC: im JUST gonna HANG out AND do SOME stuff ON my OWN later
RC: lmao i guess people are sensitive
RC: which isnt a bad thing but yknow
DC: alright YEAH this SHIT is OFFISHALLY lame
DC: officially FUCK whatever
DC: im JUST gonna HANG out AND do SOME stuff ON my OWN later
divineConvergence [DC] is now idle
NV: laateer maan (;p
RC: damn
RC: man they are kinda pissy
NV: yeeaah thaats whaat maakees theem fuun
RC: idk man i aint a fan of angry people
RC: they kinda freak me out tbh
RC: say something small and they may as well rip your head off, yknow?
RC: i know they will probs be able to see this but eh
RC: whatever
RC: damn
RC: man they are kinda pissy
NV: yeeaah thaats whaat maakees theem fuun
RC: idk man i aint a fan of angry people
RC: they kinda freak me out tbh
RC: say something small and they may as well rip your head off, yknow?
RC: i know they will probs be able to see this but eh
RC: whatever
carcinoGeneticist [CG] started responding to memo.
RC: sup dude
NV: naa doont freet maan aangry peeooplee aaree aactuuaaly noot thaat baad
RC: wait i just noticed that they misspelled officially
RC: lit
CG: WELL, WELL, WELL.
CG: IF IT ISN'T THE ABHORRENT WASTELAND KNOWN AS THIS FUCKING MEMO.
CG: BUT, UNLIKE THE REGULAR, WONDERFULLY EMPTY VISTAS OF FUCKING EMPTINESS I'D PREFER TO CALL MY HOME, I STUMBLE UPON THIS FRUITY FUCKING MENAGERIE OF SHITCAKE ASSWIPES.
CG: ONCE AGAIN, I DIVE PAN-FIRST INTO THE ASSHOLE ZOO. ONCE AGAIN, I LAY MY RANCOROUS PALMS UPON YOUR FLUFFY FUCKING HEADS TO PET YOU WITH A RAGE THAT TRANSCENDS SENTIENCE ITSELF.
CG: ONCE AGAIN, I FUCKING *SUFFER*, FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO CAUSE MYSELF PAIN. BECAUSE PAIN IS BETTER THAN NOTHING, RIGHT?
RC: lol
NV: duudee fiinaally ii fuuckiin misseed yoouu
CG: YES, LAUGH IT UP, NOOKSACK. CACKLE WITH GLEE AS I SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR FUCKING SHOUT TUNNEL TO TEAR IT OUT WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
CG: YOU'RE ALL SPECKS OF INCONSEQUENTIAL FAECAL MATTER STAINING THE UNWASHED UNDERWEAR KNOWN AS THE INTERNET.
CG: ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT? OR ARE YOUR PATHETICALLY PUNY THINKPANS INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING SUCH INARGUABLE TRUTH?
RC: eh
RC: it doesnt bother me all that much
RC: i mean, in general we’re all just small so
RC: pssh
NV: naa doont freet maan aangry peeooplee aaree aactuuaaly noot thaat baad
RC: wait i just noticed that they misspelled officially
RC: lit
CG: WELL, WELL, WELL.
CG: IF IT ISN'T THE ABHORRENT WASTELAND KNOWN AS THIS FUCKING MEMO.
CG: BUT, UNLIKE THE REGULAR, WONDERFULLY EMPTY VISTAS OF FUCKING EMPTINESS I'D PREFER TO CALL MY HOME, I STUMBLE UPON THIS FRUITY FUCKING MENAGERIE OF SHITCAKE ASSWIPES.
CG: ONCE AGAIN, I DIVE PAN-FIRST INTO THE ASSHOLE ZOO. ONCE AGAIN, I LAY MY RANCOROUS PALMS UPON YOUR FLUFFY FUCKING HEADS TO PET YOU WITH A RAGE THAT TRANSCENDS SENTIENCE ITSELF.
CG: ONCE AGAIN, I FUCKING *SUFFER*, FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO CAUSE MYSELF PAIN. BECAUSE PAIN IS BETTER THAN NOTHING, RIGHT?
RC: lol
NV: duudee fiinaally ii fuuckiin misseed yoouu
CG: YES, LAUGH IT UP, NOOKSACK. CACKLE WITH GLEE AS I SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR FUCKING SHOUT TUNNEL TO TEAR IT OUT WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
CG: YOU'RE ALL SPECKS OF INCONSEQUENTIAL FAECAL MATTER STAINING THE UNWASHED UNDERWEAR KNOWN AS THE INTERNET.
CG: ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT? OR ARE YOUR PATHETICALLY PUNY THINKPANS INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING SUCH INARGUABLE TRUTH?
RC: eh
RC: it doesnt bother me all that much
RC: i mean, in general we’re all just small so
RC: pssh
divineConvergence [DC] is no longer idle!
DC: welp
DC: apparently MY magic JUST decided TODAY was AN off DAY so NOW i REALLY dont HAVE anything BETTER to DO but THIS
DC: guess ILL just HAVE to DEAL
DC: sometimes IT be THAT way
RC: it do be like that
CG: OH.
CG: GOD *FUCKING* DAMN IT.
CG: NOT *THIS* DOUCHEBAG.
DC: apparently MY magic JUST decided TODAY was AN off DAY so NOW i REALLY dont HAVE anything BETTER to DO but THIS
DC: guess ILL just HAVE to DEAL
DC: sometimes IT be THAT way
RC: it do be like that
CG: OH.
CG: GOD *FUCKING* DAMN IT.
CG: NOT *THIS* DOUCHEBAG.
complaisantGascon [CG] has begun responding to the memo
CG: Hell9 every9ne, h9w is the mem9 t9day?
RC: hell in a box
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
CG: LIFE IS A PERSONAL HELL DESIGNED TO FLAY ME FROM WITHIN.
RC: mood
CG: I HATE THIS. I HATE YOU. FUCK YOU BOTH, GO AWAY.
NV: duudee yoouu goottaa speeciify
RC: what even is this memo anymore man
DC: yo HOLY shit
DC: look WHO it IS its MY main MAN
DC: come ON dont BE such A sassmaster IM actually JUST greeting YOU right NOW
DC: surely YOU cant GET mad ABOUT a SIMPLE hello FROM your FELLOW grey HOMIE
CG: Karkat I am here f9r n9t even five sec9nds and y9u are already cursing. H9nestly I am disapp9inted in y9u. I kn9w that y9u can d9 6etter than this s9 w9uld y9u please at least try. 9h g9g is every9ne 9n this mem9 g9ing t9 start curssing, I must have c9me at a 6ad time. I supp9se DC is right th9ugh.
CG: DON'T COMPARE THE COLOURS OF OUR TEXT. IT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE WE OCCUPY A COMMON GROUND. WHICH WE DON'T.
CG: YOU ARE THE WORST BUBBLING CAULDRON OF OGRE SHIT I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF MEETING. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
CG: AS FOR *YOU*, KANKRI FUCKING VANTAS, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO *HEAR* WHAT ASININE DRIVEL YOU FEEL LIKE SPOUTING.
CG: I AM GOING TO SWEAR AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE. KISS MY ASS.
RC: uh
RC: idk i think hes kinda funny
RC: nice little break from formalities
DC: oh MY fucking GOD
DC: bubbling CAULDRON of OGRE shit IM dying YOU are LITERALLY driving YOUR insults INTO my CHESTPLATE and KILLING me INSTANTLY
DC: im GOING to CHOKE fuck
DC: arghhbhgghhg
CG: GOOD. FUCKING CHOKE. WITNESS MY FURY AND FUCKING DROWN IN IT, BULGEWART. I HATE YOU.
CG: I MEAN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW? I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU ALL THAT WELL, DESPITE MY BOUNDLESS DISTASTE FOR YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
CG: Karkat first 9f all c9uld y9u please refrain fr9m acting like y9u are 6etter than every9ne else. It is very stressful and causes me a headache. Sec9ndly cursing again, y9u can get y9ur p9int acr9ss just fine with9ut the use 9f w9rds like that, I kn9w y9u can. And I will n9t "kiss y9ur ass" I am sick and tired 9f y9u acting like this when I kn9w y9u have s9 much p9tential. 6ut um what am I l99king at RC, I feel um very strange staring at that picture.
RC: why did this turn into a weird therapy lesson
RC: someone make it stop
CG: KANKRI, IF YOU ONCE MORE TELL ME TO STOP ACTING AS SUPERIOR AS I INDISPUTABLY AM, I AM GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS.
CG: SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
DC: are YOU actually CONSIDERING me
DC: i DONT know IF i SHOULD be HONORED or FUCKING disgusted HOLY shit
DC: like OUR text COLORS match AND all MAN but THATS rushing THINGS a BIT dont YOU think
DC: also WHAT the FUCK is THAT
DC: did THIS dude FLAY a TREEBEAST and WEAR its SKIN over HIS head VIA its ANAL cavity
RC: what
RC: the Troll terminology is lit man
RC: whats a treebeast
CG: WHAT? NO. I WASN'T *CONSIDERING* JACK SHIT.
CG: I JUST, WASN'T RULING IT OUT. YOU KNOW?
CG: LIKE, WHO KNOWS? THERE MIGHT BE SOME CHEMISTRY THERE THAT WE JUST HAVEN'T TAPPED INTO YET. SHUT UP.
CG: 9h l9rd, Karkat y9u are just, y9u are mmmm. This is just a h9rri6le place t9 6e t9day I see. N9 9ne here kn9ws what they are talking a69ut, and even w9rse Karkat is thr9wing an9ther 9ne 9f his hissy fits. H9nestly d9 y9u need 6e t9 c9me 9ver there again and deal with y9ur wiggler acti9ns Karkat 6ecause I will. I am n9t g9ing t9 st9p telling y9u what y9u sh9uld already kn9w. It is my j96 t9 assist y9u, 6ecause I see y9ur p9tential and I d9n't feel like letting it get wasted. Please DC d9 n9t enc9urage him.
DC: oh MAN
DC: again I have NO idea IF im SUPPOSED to FEEL awkward OR honored
DC: maybe BOTH at ONCE
DC: yeah LETS go WITH that
DC: also ITS a BEAST that LIVES in A tree THEREFORE its A treebeast DUH
DC: whats WITH this OTHER guy THOUGH is HE a FRIEND of YOURS mister BLACKROM extraordinaire
RC: oh a bird?
CG: NO. HE IS MY SWORN FUCKING ENEMY. THIS PILE OF GANGRENOUS ASS WAS *LITERALLY* PLACED ON THIS PLANET TO FUCKING TORTURE ME.
CG: AND YES, I MEAN *LITERALLY* IN THE *LITERAL* *FUCKING* *SENSE*.
CG: I AM CONVINCED THAT THE *ONLY* REASON THE MERGE HAPPENED WAS TO SLIP THIS BLISTERING NOOK INTO MY LIFE LIKE A SPEAR INTO MY WASTE CHUTE.
CG: HE'S MY BEFORAN COUNTERPART. A YOUNG, SHITTIER VERSION OF MY ANCESTOR. UGH.
RC: ive been watching this whole time laughing guys i canT-
DC: oh MAN i HEARD that A lot OF people MET the YOUNG versions OF their ANCESTORS from BEFORUS
DC: i DONT even KNOW if I have ONE though SO i PROBABLY dont HAVE anyone LIKE that :(
DC: then AGAIN maybe IF theyre LIKE mister BUZZKILL mcgee HERE it ISNT a BAD thing AFTER all
RC: hell in a box
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
CG: LIFE IS A PERSONAL HELL DESIGNED TO FLAY ME FROM WITHIN.
RC: mood
CG: I HATE THIS. I HATE YOU. FUCK YOU BOTH, GO AWAY.
NV: duudee yoouu goottaa speeciify
RC: what even is this memo anymore man
DC: yo HOLY shit
DC: look WHO it IS its MY main MAN
DC: come ON dont BE such A sassmaster IM actually JUST greeting YOU right NOW
DC: surely YOU cant GET mad ABOUT a SIMPLE hello FROM your FELLOW grey HOMIE
CG: Karkat I am here f9r n9t even five sec9nds and y9u are already cursing. H9nestly I am disapp9inted in y9u. I kn9w that y9u can d9 6etter than this s9 w9uld y9u please at least try. 9h g9g is every9ne 9n this mem9 g9ing t9 start curssing, I must have c9me at a 6ad time. I supp9se DC is right th9ugh.
CG: DON'T COMPARE THE COLOURS OF OUR TEXT. IT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE WE OCCUPY A COMMON GROUND. WHICH WE DON'T.
CG: YOU ARE THE WORST BUBBLING CAULDRON OF OGRE SHIT I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF MEETING. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
CG: AS FOR *YOU*, KANKRI FUCKING VANTAS, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO *HEAR* WHAT ASININE DRIVEL YOU FEEL LIKE SPOUTING.
CG: I AM GOING TO SWEAR AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE. KISS MY ASS.
RC: uh
RC: idk i think hes kinda funny
RC: nice little break from formalities
DC: oh MY fucking GOD
DC: bubbling CAULDRON of OGRE shit IM dying YOU are LITERALLY driving YOUR insults INTO my CHESTPLATE and KILLING me INSTANTLY
DC: im GOING to CHOKE fuck
DC: arghhbhgghhg
CG: GOOD. FUCKING CHOKE. WITNESS MY FURY AND FUCKING DROWN IN IT, BULGEWART. I HATE YOU.
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
CG: BUT, LIKE, NOT IN *THAT* WAY. DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.
CG: I MEAN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW? I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU ALL THAT WELL, DESPITE MY BOUNDLESS DISTASTE FOR YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
CG: Karkat first 9f all c9uld y9u please refrain fr9m acting like y9u are 6etter than every9ne else. It is very stressful and causes me a headache. Sec9ndly cursing again, y9u can get y9ur p9int acr9ss just fine with9ut the use 9f w9rds like that, I kn9w y9u can. And I will n9t "kiss y9ur ass" I am sick and tired 9f y9u acting like this when I kn9w y9u have s9 much p9tential. 6ut um what am I l99king at RC, I feel um very strange staring at that picture.
RC: why did this turn into a weird therapy lesson
RC: someone make it stop
CG: KANKRI, IF YOU ONCE MORE TELL ME TO STOP ACTING AS SUPERIOR AS I INDISPUTABLY AM, I AM GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS.
CG: SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
DC: are YOU actually CONSIDERING me
DC: i DONT know IF i SHOULD be HONORED or FUCKING disgusted HOLY shit
DC: like OUR text COLORS match AND all MAN but THATS rushing THINGS a BIT dont YOU think
DC: also WHAT the FUCK is THAT
DC: did THIS dude FLAY a TREEBEAST and WEAR its SKIN over HIS head VIA its ANAL cavity
RC: what
RC: the Troll terminology is lit man
RC: whats a treebeast
CG: WHAT? NO. I WASN'T *CONSIDERING* JACK SHIT.
CG: I JUST, WASN'T RULING IT OUT. YOU KNOW?
CG: LIKE, WHO KNOWS? THERE MIGHT BE SOME CHEMISTRY THERE THAT WE JUST HAVEN'T TAPPED INTO YET. SHUT UP.
CG: 9h l9rd, Karkat y9u are just, y9u are mmmm. This is just a h9rri6le place t9 6e t9day I see. N9 9ne here kn9ws what they are talking a69ut, and even w9rse Karkat is thr9wing an9ther 9ne 9f his hissy fits. H9nestly d9 y9u need 6e t9 c9me 9ver there again and deal with y9ur wiggler acti9ns Karkat 6ecause I will. I am n9t g9ing t9 st9p telling y9u what y9u sh9uld already kn9w. It is my j96 t9 assist y9u, 6ecause I see y9ur p9tential and I d9n't feel like letting it get wasted. Please DC d9 n9t enc9urage him.
DC: oh MAN
DC: again I have NO idea IF im SUPPOSED to FEEL awkward OR honored
DC: maybe BOTH at ONCE
DC: yeah LETS go WITH that
DC: also ITS a BEAST that LIVES in A tree THEREFORE its A treebeast DUH
DC: whats WITH this OTHER guy THOUGH is HE a FRIEND of YOURS mister BLACKROM extraordinaire
RC: oh a bird?
CG: NO. HE IS MY SWORN FUCKING ENEMY. THIS PILE OF GANGRENOUS ASS WAS *LITERALLY* PLACED ON THIS PLANET TO FUCKING TORTURE ME.
CG: AND YES, I MEAN *LITERALLY* IN THE *LITERAL* *FUCKING* *SENSE*.
CG: I AM CONVINCED THAT THE *ONLY* REASON THE MERGE HAPPENED WAS TO SLIP THIS BLISTERING NOOK INTO MY LIFE LIKE A SPEAR INTO MY WASTE CHUTE.
CG: HE'S MY BEFORAN COUNTERPART. A YOUNG, SHITTIER VERSION OF MY ANCESTOR. UGH.
redCardinal [RC] sent a file.
RC: anyways this Karkat guy is hilarious
RC: ive been watching this whole time laughing guys i canT-
DC: oh MAN i HEARD that A lot OF people MET the YOUNG versions OF their ANCESTORS from BEFORUS
DC: i DONT even KNOW if I have ONE though SO i PROBABLY dont HAVE anyone LIKE that :(
DC: then AGAIN maybe IF theyre LIKE mister BUZZKILL mcgee HERE it ISNT a BAD thing AFTER all
gallowsCalibrator [GC] has started responding to the memo. >;]
RC: oh shit
RC: sup
CG: My name is Kankri, and Karkat y9u are such a drama king. If y9u w9uld calm d9wn f9r five sec9nds and st9p yelling a69ut things that d9 n9t matter, than may6e y9u w9uld realize that. I am s9 s9 sick 9f y9u saying all these things, as I've said 6ef9re y9u have s9 much p9tential and I w9uld like t9 help y9u harness it. I am here t9 assist y9u n9t t9 hurt y9u. Hell9 Mrs.Pyr9pe
GC: H3Y
GC: 1 TH1NK 1 M1GHTV3 SM3LL3D 4 C3RT41N C4NC3R >;]
RC: is this guy the other guy’s anger management teacher or something
CG: YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP OFF OF A FUCKING CLIFF INTO A PIT OF FIERY SPIKES. SHUT *UP*. BLUH.
CG: OH. HEY, TEREZI.
CG: WAIT, YOU SMELLED ME? ARE YOU IN MY HIVE? OH GOD.
RC: hes a total drama queen and i love it
GC: >;]]]
RC: breaking and entering dude
RC: BATTER UP
RC: GET THE BASEBALL BAT
DC: yeah YOU probably SMELLED the ENTIRE fucking MEMO hahahaha
DC: damn THOUGH i DIDNT realize ANYONE this EXPLOSIVE would HAVE a WHOLE group FOLLOWING them AROUND
DC: its LIKE using AN active FUCKING volcano TO toast YOUR feet ON a COLD day
DC: sure IT works BUT also WHY though
DC: volcanoes ARE dangerous
GC: Y9u smelled tw9 indeed, Terezi. It is nice t9 see y9u here t9day, h9w are y9u. I d9 n9t, Karkat. Here y9u are 6eing dramatic again. F9r g9ddness sakes If I indeed t9 shut up than y9u have t9 as well. And I have a feeling that y9u in fact d9n't want t9 d9 that. S9 I supp9se were at an impass.
GC: 1M GOOD 1 GU3SS
GC: GOT SOM3 MOR3 CH4LK
CG: YEAH. IT SEEMS I HAVE SOMETHING OF A FAN CLUB STALKING MY EVERY MOVE. WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M JUST THAT FUCKING CAPTIVATING.
CG: KANKRI, I WILL *NEVER* SHUT UP. YOU COULD FUCKING *DECAPITATE* ME, AND THE PURE CARCINOGENIC FURY WITHIN MY VEINS WOULD KEEP ME SHOUTING. DON'T TEST ME.
CG: TEREZI, *PLEASE* DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN EATING CHALK AGAIN.
RC: snort it, man
GC: WH4T 3LS3 WOULD 1 34T K4RK4T
DC: i WOULD say YOURE captivating BUT judging BASED on YOUR previous WORDS youd PROBABLY be LEAPING onto ME faster THEN a FLAMING troll ONTO a RIVER
DC: damn YOU eat CHALK
DC: i KNOW i EAT bugs BUT chalk SERIOUSLY i DONT even THINK that COUNTS as EDIBLE
CG: OH, I DON'T KNOW, LET ME THINK.
CG: OH! I HAVE AN IDEA.
CG: NOW, THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, BUT HEAR ME OUT.
CG: WHY DON'T YOU EAT, AND EXCUSE ME IF THIS IS COMING WAY OUT OF LEFT FIELD, BUT WHY DON'T YOU EAT FUCKING *FOOD*?
CG: YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT YOU'RE *SUPPOSED* TO EAT?
GC: BUT H4V3 YOU 3V3R TR13D CH4LK
GC: 1TS D3L1C1OUS.
GC: 4ND V3RY R3D
RC: red is cool
RC: good color
RC: does it taste like cherries, or-?
CG: THERE ARE PLENTY OF RED FOODS THAT ARE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, *FOOD*.
CG: YOU SHOULD TRY THOSE, INSTEAD. UGH.
RC: ^^^ i suggest apples
DC: very RED
DC: what
DC: not ALL chalk IS red AND what DOES its COLOR have TO do WITH eating IT
DC: unless ITS like BRIGHTLY colored TO ward OFF predators BUT chalk DOESNT have PREDATORS because ITS fucking CHALK
DC: except YOU i GUESS
CG: UGH. I WISH RED WARDED OFF YOU FUCKS. WOULD MAKE MY SHITTY AFFLICTION LESS PAIN-INDUCING.
CG: S9 then st9p telling me t9 shut up 6ecause I w9n't either. Als9 um Terezi Karkat is right, y9u really sh9uld 6e c9nsuming f99d with sustenance. 9nly eating chalk pr96a6ly cl9ses 9ff imp9rtant systems in y9ur 69dy. I supp9se it as a treat will 6e alright 6ut may6e y9u sh9uld at the very least eat s9mething else with it.
RC: “part of a complete breakfast”
GC: YOU C4N 4LSO DR4W W1TH 1T THOUGH
GC: 1TS FUCK1NG TWO 1N ON3
GC: WHO WOULDNT W4NT TH4T >:?
GC: 1 DONT TH1NK YOI C4N DR4W US1NG 4PPL3S
CG: YOU CAN'T DRAW WITH CHALK, EITHER, IF YOU KEEP FUCKING *EATING* IT.
DC: what AFFLICTION
DC: do YOU have SOME sort OF red DISEASE
DC: honestly MAN red IS a PRETTY cool COLOR
DC: a LOT of MY magic IS red FOR some REASON unless I try TO change WHAT color IT is
DC: it REALLY hates BLUE too
DC: there ARE some STRANGE aspects TO this THING
RC: kinda has a point
GC: 1 JUST G3T MOR3 CH4LK, D1PSH1T
RC: idk man what could substitute chalk
RC: texture wise
CG: YOUR MAGIC IS RED? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CG: and I have just 6een inf9rmed that I have an essay t9 write. Ah c9llage is s9 much fun. I will have t9 leave and attend t9 this meeting. Karkat I w9uld tell y9u t9 calm y9urself and try t9 6e kinder, 6ut that never w9rks. Als9 Terezi try and eat 9ther things, g99d6ye all s9rry f9r such a sh9rt visit.
RC: see ya man
RC: youre chill
RC: sup
CG: My name is Kankri, and Karkat y9u are such a drama king. If y9u w9uld calm d9wn f9r five sec9nds and st9p yelling a69ut things that d9 n9t matter, than may6e y9u w9uld realize that. I am s9 s9 sick 9f y9u saying all these things, as I've said 6ef9re y9u have s9 much p9tential and I w9uld like t9 help y9u harness it. I am here t9 assist y9u n9t t9 hurt y9u. Hell9 Mrs.Pyr9pe
GC: H3Y
GC: 1 TH1NK 1 M1GHTV3 SM3LL3D 4 C3RT41N C4NC3R >;]
RC: is this guy the other guy’s anger management teacher or something
CG: YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP OFF OF A FUCKING CLIFF INTO A PIT OF FIERY SPIKES. SHUT *UP*. BLUH.
CG: OH. HEY, TEREZI.
CG: WAIT, YOU SMELLED ME? ARE YOU IN MY HIVE? OH GOD.
RC: hes a total drama queen and i love it
GC: >;]]]
RC: breaking and entering dude
RC: BATTER UP
RC: GET THE BASEBALL BAT
DC: yeah YOU probably SMELLED the ENTIRE fucking MEMO hahahaha
DC: damn THOUGH i DIDNT realize ANYONE this EXPLOSIVE would HAVE a WHOLE group FOLLOWING them AROUND
DC: its LIKE using AN active FUCKING volcano TO toast YOUR feet ON a COLD day
DC: sure IT works BUT also WHY though
DC: volcanoes ARE dangerous
GC: Y9u smelled tw9 indeed, Terezi. It is nice t9 see y9u here t9day, h9w are y9u. I d9 n9t, Karkat. Here y9u are 6eing dramatic again. F9r g9ddness sakes If I indeed t9 shut up than y9u have t9 as well. And I have a feeling that y9u in fact d9n't want t9 d9 that. S9 I supp9se were at an impass.
GC: 1M GOOD 1 GU3SS
GC: GOT SOM3 MOR3 CH4LK
CG: YEAH. IT SEEMS I HAVE SOMETHING OF A FAN CLUB STALKING MY EVERY MOVE. WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M JUST THAT FUCKING CAPTIVATING.
CG: KANKRI, I WILL *NEVER* SHUT UP. YOU COULD FUCKING *DECAPITATE* ME, AND THE PURE CARCINOGENIC FURY WITHIN MY VEINS WOULD KEEP ME SHOUTING. DON'T TEST ME.
CG: TEREZI, *PLEASE* DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN EATING CHALK AGAIN.
RC: snort it, man
GC: WH4T 3LS3 WOULD 1 34T K4RK4T
DC: i WOULD say YOURE captivating BUT judging BASED on YOUR previous WORDS youd PROBABLY be LEAPING onto ME faster THEN a FLAMING troll ONTO a RIVER
DC: damn YOU eat CHALK
DC: i KNOW i EAT bugs BUT chalk SERIOUSLY i DONT even THINK that COUNTS as EDIBLE
CG: OH, I DON'T KNOW, LET ME THINK.
CG: OH! I HAVE AN IDEA.
CG: NOW, THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, BUT HEAR ME OUT.
CG: WHY DON'T YOU EAT, AND EXCUSE ME IF THIS IS COMING WAY OUT OF LEFT FIELD, BUT WHY DON'T YOU EAT FUCKING *FOOD*?
CG: YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT YOU'RE *SUPPOSED* TO EAT?
GC: BUT H4V3 YOU 3V3R TR13D CH4LK
GC: 1TS D3L1C1OUS.
GC: 4ND V3RY R3D
RC: red is cool
RC: good color
RC: does it taste like cherries, or-?
CG: THERE ARE PLENTY OF RED FOODS THAT ARE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, *FOOD*.
CG: YOU SHOULD TRY THOSE, INSTEAD. UGH.
RC: ^^^ i suggest apples
DC: very RED
DC: what
DC: not ALL chalk IS red AND what DOES its COLOR have TO do WITH eating IT
DC: unless ITS like BRIGHTLY colored TO ward OFF predators BUT chalk DOESNT have PREDATORS because ITS fucking CHALK
DC: except YOU i GUESS
CG: UGH. I WISH RED WARDED OFF YOU FUCKS. WOULD MAKE MY SHITTY AFFLICTION LESS PAIN-INDUCING.
CG: S9 then st9p telling me t9 shut up 6ecause I w9n't either. Als9 um Terezi Karkat is right, y9u really sh9uld 6e c9nsuming f99d with sustenance. 9nly eating chalk pr96a6ly cl9ses 9ff imp9rtant systems in y9ur 69dy. I supp9se it as a treat will 6e alright 6ut may6e y9u sh9uld at the very least eat s9mething else with it.
RC: “part of a complete breakfast”
GC: YOU C4N 4LSO DR4W W1TH 1T THOUGH
GC: 1TS FUCK1NG TWO 1N ON3
GC: WHO WOULDNT W4NT TH4T >:?
GC: 1 DONT TH1NK YOI C4N DR4W US1NG 4PPL3S
CG: YOU CAN'T DRAW WITH CHALK, EITHER, IF YOU KEEP FUCKING *EATING* IT.
DC: what AFFLICTION
DC: do YOU have SOME sort OF red DISEASE
DC: honestly MAN red IS a PRETTY cool COLOR
DC: a LOT of MY magic IS red FOR some REASON unless I try TO change WHAT color IT is
DC: it REALLY hates BLUE too
DC: there ARE some STRANGE aspects TO this THING
RC: kinda has a point
GC: 1 JUST G3T MOR3 CH4LK, D1PSH1T
RC: idk man what could substitute chalk
RC: texture wise
CG: YOUR MAGIC IS RED? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CG: and I have just 6een inf9rmed that I have an essay t9 write. Ah c9llage is s9 much fun. I will have t9 leave and attend t9 this meeting. Karkat I w9uld tell y9u t9 calm y9urself and try t9 6e kinder, 6ut that never w9rks. Als9 Terezi try and eat 9ther things, g99d6ye all s9rry f9r such a sh9rt visit.
RC: see ya man
RC: youre chill
complaisantGascon [CG] has ceased responding to the memo
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