PM1 pt.21} Planst are magic! in Amalgama | World Anvil

PM1 pt.21} Planst are magic!

gardenGnostic played by Kiwi, divineConvergence played by Dodo, obeliskDecanter played by Link, bourgeoisMagpie played by Kiki, notoriousVisionary played by Leng, redCardinal played by Roj
 
gardenGnostic [GG] has begun responding to the memo
GG: what's going on here? :B
DC: literally NOTHING
DC: im JUST bored AND also FEEL like A piece OF shit SO regular STATE of AFFAIRS i GUESS
GG: aw no :(
GG: I'm sorry
DC: for WHAT you DIDNT do ANYTHING
DC: i DONT even KNOW who YOU are
GG: i know but i feel bad that you feel bad :(((
DC: oh COME on DONT start WITH this YOURE gonna CREATE some STUPID feedback LOOP
DC: you DONT need TO feel BAD for SOME random TROLL you DONT know MAN
DC: im JUST beefing WITH reality RIGHT now
GG: okay sorry again :((
DC: this IS stupid
DC: quick TALK about SOMETHING else ALREADY
obeliskDecanter [OD] started responding to memo.
OD: Helol.
GG: I um sorry
GG: I don't know what to talk about
GG: hello od
DC: why DONT we LET this NEW dude PICK then YEAH
DC: what SHOULD we TALK about DUDE
OD: Waht?
OD: Oh ogd.
OD: Uh, I wasn't raelly ready to be ptu on the spot like this.
OD: Do you gusy like... plnats?
GG: yes!!
GG: :3
DC: seriously PLANTS
DC: thats PRETTY lame ACTUALLY
DC: lets TALK about SOMETHING actually COOL like MAGIC instead
GG: plants are great!
bourgeoisieMagpie [BM] is no longer idle.
GG: :(
BM: did someone sayyyy plants ;)
DC: no
DC: ah FUCK now WERE all TALKING about PLANTS
DC: i GUESS im GETTING what I wished FOR but ALSO it FUCKING sucks
DC: wish I had THOUGHT of SOMETHING actually COOL sooner
GG: you are kinda mean ;3;
BM: plants are cool as fuck what do yyyyou mean ;)
OD: Planst are magic!
OD: More mgaic than, y'knwo, actual magic, which doesn't exist.
OD: I mean, in the tradiotnal sense! With wnads and stuff. That's super fkae.
OD: No offecne if you do beleive in that sort of mgaic, though! To each thier own.
OD: Thuogh plants have shwoed me that not *all* mgaic is fake. :D
GG: plants are really magic!! :D
GG: and they are pretty and make things smell nice!!
BM: not all magic is fake and i can prove it ;)
DC: bruh I have A literal REAL magic STAFF
DC: magic IS extremely RARE and ID prove IT if I was ACTUALLY willing TO see YOUR headass IN person WHICH im NOT
DC: even IF magic WASNT real ITD still BE cooler THEN plants ANYWAYS
GG: why are you raining on the plant parade!
DC: dont PLANTS need WATER
DC: would THAT not BE helping THEM
OD: Well, I knwo tehre's *some* magic in the wrold.
OD: Wrolds? I guess we're all oen plnaet now. So, wrold.
OD: My planst have shoewn me thnigs! Very magcial things.
GG: Like what od?
GG: also yes they need water but it was a metaphor >:(
DC: the WAY you TYPE i THINK you PROBABLY see "magic THINGS" all THE time
DC: i HAVE never MET a MAGIC plant ONLY magic CRYSTALS
DC: therefore ROCKS are DEFINITIVELY cooler THEN plants
GG: rocks are nice too!
GG: i like rocks and plants
GG: but plants are alive!!
DC: so WHAT a LOT of THINGS are ALIVE
OD: Well, yeha, I do see magci things all the time, but it has ntohing to do with my dsylxeia.
OD: Rcoks? I guess they'er neat. But they jsut kinda... sit trhere.
OD: Plants are SPUER alive. You have no idae, mna.
DC: what DO you MEAN theyre SUPER alive THINGS are EITHER alive OR not THERE is NO super
DC: like IM not TRYING to SAY plants ARENT alive BUT that DOESNT make THEM interesting
DC: i DONT see A flower AND go "damn MAN thats CRAZY" its JUST a FUCKING flower
GG: well I mean things can he like sort of alive
GG: it happenes a lot
GG: and plants are interesting because they grow and change and function,
GG: it's fun to take care of them
OD: Most plants aer more alive than lkie, fleas, you knwo what I mena?
DC: no I dont THAT makes ZERO sense
DC: and IF i HAD a PLANT id JUST eat IT i DONT want TO waste TIME taking CARE of A plant MAN
DC: id PROBABLY kill IT anyways SO i MIGHT as WELL get SOME lunch INSTEAD
BM: what is a flea ;)
GG: :(
BM: is a flea a bad thing ;)
OD: Sorry, I'm porbably explainign it really stupdily.
OD: A fela is like, a little bgu that makes animlas miserable. :(
OD: They're butthedas.
GG: yeah they are the worst
BM: can we get fleas ;)
BM: what do they do ;)
GG: no! they itch and suck your blood and stuff
DC: they DONT even TASTE very GOOD either
DC: theyre SO small SO theyre HARD to CATCH and THEY taste SUPER shit
DC: i WOULD rather SOME nightcrawlers OR something LIKE that
DC: or MAYBE a CRUNCHY beetle
BM: oh what the fuck ;)
GG: gross
DC: gross???
GG: they taste gross
DC: you MUST have BEEN eating THE wrong BUGS pal THEYRE great
DC: like SERIOUSLY a FISTFULL of WORMS is BETTER then PAILING
DC: probably
GG: p-pailing?
BM: whyyyy the fuck do yyyyou eat bugs ;)
GG: like troll naughty
BM: yyyyes ;)
GG: ew!!
DC: because THEY taste GOOD and ITS easier THEN like HUNTING or SOMETHING
DC: i COULD blow UP a DEER but ITD be A pain IN the ASS to SALVAGE all THE little MEATY chunks
DC: id RATHER just GRAB some BUG off THE walls OF my CAVE
GG: :(
DC: a TROLL has TO eat
DC: and THIS troll LIKES to EAT bugs
DC: its NOT complicated
OD: Do yuo at leats cook them first?
DC: eh
DC: sometimes IF i FEEL like DOING it I will BUT honestly THERE isnt MUCH of A point
DC: like DONT get ME wrong THEY taste PRETTY good COOKED but ITS honestly EASIER to JUST pop EM in YOUR mouth LIKE wriggly CANDY
GG: ew ew ew ew
OD: Huh...
OD: I'd rtaher jsut bake something, you knwo?
OD: I'd probabyl feel bad killing somethnig with my mouth. :(
OD: Thoguh I'm not sure if bgus have souls...
DC: i MEAN they MIGHT but ITS the CIRCLE of LIFE either WAY man
DC: the BUGS eat EACHOTHER alive ALL the TIME so IM pretty SURE crushing THEM instantly WITH my BIG sharp TEETH is PRETTY merciful REALLY
DC: im NOT gonna TORTURE my FOOD either WAY thats A waste OF time TOO
DC: and ALSO stupid
DC: people WHO like TO make ANIMALS suffer FOR no REASON are USUALLY dicks
GG: :(
GG: I mean that was both good and bad
GG: I'm just sad now
DC: dont WASTE your SADNESS mourning THE bugs
DC: its NOT like THEYD mourn YOU or ANYTHING theyd PROBABLY try TO eat YOU too LMAO
DC: like I said MAN circle OF life
GG: this is just depressing
DC: its JUST food
DC: food ISNT depressing
DC: unless ITS like COMFORT food OR something BUT then IT would BE like
DC: anti DEPRESSING actually
DC: i DONT know WHERE i WAS going WITH this
GG: i don't know i guess death is just sad and stuff
DC: i MEAN yeah WHEN like A troll OR a PERSON dies BUT bugs ARENT really THAT noteworthy
DC: you DONT feel GUITLY for SWATTING flies OR stepping ON ants DO you
GG: but i don't do that
DC: you DONT do WHAT
GG: swat flys or step on ants
OD: I try not to kill ubgs but if they hurt my plnats I'm left with no choice. :(
OD: If it makes a differenec, I don't think they mnid much.
OD: I don't think they even *raelise* that you're killing thme.
GG: i guess they don't but i don't know it makes me sad
GG: i catch the bugs in the house and let them outside
DC: man I dont KNOW they DEFINITELY do SOME wriggling IF you DONT chew THEM properly
DC: i THINK they CAN tell BUT they PROBABLY just DONT feel PAIN or NOT the WAY we DO anyways
DC: not THAT id KNOW im NO bugologist HERE
DC: i AM but A humble MAGE
GG: :((
DC: look MAN i GET being SAD about ACTUAL trolls DYING but WHY are YOU so CUT up OVER some UNDERGROWTH dwellers
DC: you HAVE probably KILLED some BEFORE on ACCIDENT yourself AND i DO this TO actually SURVIVE in THE wilds
DC: not THAT i HAVE to JUSTIFY my LIFE choices TO strangers BUT i GUESS it JUST annoys ME a BIT
GG: i mean it's not that bad that you do it
GG: it's just sad
DC: how???
DC: your LOGIC evades ME
GG: it is just still life for me so it's sad to talk about
GG: because I understand bugs and animals have to die for necessity and stuff
NV: ooh heey gg
GG:....
NV: looook maan ii thiink wee goot oof oon thee wroong foooot
GG: i um i don't know
DC: what HAPPENED between YOU two
DC: i FEEL like IM missing SOME context RIGHT now
OD: I have a bda feelign about thsi.
NV: wee haad aa miisuundeersaandiing
GG: you made me really uncomfortable
NV: ii juust doont whaat yoouu thiinkiing iim soomee kiindaa peerv
NV: ii reeaally diidnt knoow whaat yoouu meent
GG: i mean no offense but, you kind of are
DC: yikes
DC: well THIS got REALLY fucking AWKWARD really FUCKING quickly
DC: memo SEEMS like ITS been A lot LESS interesting AFTER that FIRST time
DC: maybe I should JUST go PRACTICE my SPELLS or SOMETHING else
OD: Whta kidn of spells?
DC: magic SPELLS duh
DC: what DO you THINK i WAS going TO one OF your HUMAN spelling BEES or SOMETHING
OD: No! I thikn you've maed it very apparetn that you don't lkie bees. Heh.
OD: I mean, lkie, what *kind* of mgaic spells, dude.
GG: ooo spells :D
NV: reeaally iim noot maan fuuck aam ii?
DC: oh RIGHT
DC: my AREA of EXPERTISE is IN energy MANIPULATION
DC: mostly LIGHT bending BUT i CAN also DO some NEAT stuff WITH heat
DC: i WOULD demonstrate BUT im NOT going ANYWHERE near ANY of YOU
DC: nor AM i SENDING any VIDEOS of MYSELF here
DC: so YEAH
OD: Oh.
OD: Fari enoguh, I guess.
OD: I didn't knwo that was possilbe...
DC: yeah I didnt EITHER but IT turns OUT im JUST that COOL
DC: and I may HAVE found SOME artifacts
DC: but STILL
GG: oh wow that's so cool!
OD: I get the feelign you don't thikn you're as cool as you sya you are.
DC: i MEAN
DC: maybe
DC: but IM still THE one HARNESSING some ANCIENT artifacts TO cast MAGIC spells HERE thats PRETTY cool
OD: I guess that's pretyt cool, yeha.
OD: People don't thikn my "magci" is cool, thoguh.
OD: Thye usually jsut call me crazy. :(
GG: well thats mean >:(
DC: alright LOOK ill GIVE you THE benefit OF the DOUBT here
DC: what SORT of MAGIC do YOU use MAN
OD: Plesa don't mokc me, btu...
OD: I can see inot the futrue, sometmies.
OD: And I can speka to plants.
OD: But no one evre believes me! Poeple don't believe a lto of thigns I say.
DC: hmmm
DC: well I mean THAT does SOUND a BIT weird
DC: i FEEL like I would HAVE to SEE you DOING it TO pass JUDGEMENT either WAY though
DC: how DOES talking TO something WITHOUT a PAN even WORK
NV: woouuld moockiing yoouu huurt yoouur feeliings maan? oor juust piiss yoouu ooff?
DC: speaking FROM experience IT tends TO do BOTH of THOSE things BUT thats JUST me
NV: (:}
GG: mocking people is mean :(
OD: Withotu a pan? Whta do pnas have to do with thsi?
OD: OH! Thinkpnas. Sorry.
OD: Well... Conscisoness doesn't *need* a brian.
OD: It's compliactd.
OD: And, NV, it'd msotly just bmu me out. :( I'm not a vrey angyr person by natrue.
NV: aah aalriight ii woont moock yoouu maan
OD: Thakns. :)
NV: np
NV: dc thoouugh.. noo proomiisees
DC: yo MAYBE sometime RECORD a CONVERSATION with A plant FOR me I would BE interested TO read IT
DC: even IF youre FULL of SHIT i STILL like READING stuff
DC: so NO matter WHAT happens ID be ENTERTAINED its LIKE a WIN win BUT only FOR me
DC: so I guess THEN its JUST a WIN
DC: whatever
DC: wow OKAY then BE like THAT
GG: what do the plants say?
OD: Thye say lost of thigns!
OD: Some mroe than others.
OD: Like, Chaos... Thye say a lto. It's hard to keep trakc of.
OD: And Astrid... She's raelly ncie. :)
DC: write IT down MAN
DC: or RECORD it IF that EVEN would WORK that WOULD probably BE more BELIEVABLE
NV: soouunds liikee yoouur proojeectiing theeree dc
GG: do you have like conversations?
NV: aafraaiid peeooplee doont beeliieevee yoouu?
DC: piss OFF man I dont WANT whatever YOURE selling
DC: i HAVE very GOOD reasons FOR secrecy HERE
DC: maybe I can RECORD it WITHOUT me IN the RECORDING or SOMETHING but IM not REVEALING my SHIT to A public MEMO
OD: Well... I cna't *record* them. They speka into my head, you knwo?
OD: And yeha, GG, I tlak to them all the tmie! They're my freinds.
OD: Astrid told me to use Torllian jsut now, actaully.
OD: Beacuse I need, lkie... Socail.
GG: oh i see
GG: that's sweet
DC: wack
DC: i GUESS just WRITE it DOWN then
redCardinal [RC] ceased responding to memo.
RC: sup
RC: oh did i come at a bad time
DC: how DID you
DC: okay NEVERMIND
DC: this ISNT really A bad TIME were JUST talking ABOUT magic AND plants AND magic PLANTS
NV: look dc just cause your magic is shit doesn't eman you gotta pick on ood
RC: uh
RC: well this is certainly interesting
DC: bitch IM not EVEN picking ON them I just WANT to SEE what THE plants ARE saying
DC: get OUT of MY grill BRUH
DC: i HAVE no INTEREST in YOUR sad ATTEMPTS at BLACKROM
OD: Oh ogd. So mnay pepole.
OD: I thikn I nede a sceodn.
OD: Oh ogd
obeliskDecanter [OD] ceased responding to memo.
GG: aw by od :(
RC: oh
RC: oh ok
NV: lool (:}
NV: doont woorry dc ii woouuldnt blaackroom yoouu iif ii coouuld
RC: looks like they couldnt handle the memo style
GG: i feel like this memo is about to get weird
DC: yeah NO kidding
DC: im NOT exactly A huge FAN of WHERE this IS going
DC: can WE like SOMEHOW get RID of THIS nv GUY and BRING back PLANT man HE was AT least SORT of COOL
RC: oop
RC: man this is wack
GG: I wouldn't be mad about that
NV: heeh heeh heeh
DC: i MEAN im NOT really MAD more JUST vaguely ANNOYED
DC: some INTERNET fuckery ISNT going TO make ME rip MY horns OFF it JUST might DAMPEN my MOOD or WHATEVER
DC: which IT doesnt REALLY need TO be DAMPENED right NOW but EH
GG: oh i have to go, work calls! bye guys!
RC: bye
NV: goog why iis eeveery oonee soo moopy theesee daays
gardenGnostic [GG] has ceased responding to a memo
 

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