PM1 pt.25} YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS
twinArmageddons [TA] has begun responding to memo
TA: ii thiink iill 2iit here and 2ee iif anythiing iintere2tiing goe2 on.
SI: heLLO!!
SI: hOws IT gOIng TA?
TA: iit2 goiing ii gue22
SI: heLLO!!
SI: hOws IT gOIng TA?
TA: iit2 goiing ii gue22
caligulasAquarium [CA] is no longer idle!
CA: wwell im at my hivve noww but it occurs to me ivve once more got no clue wwhen my guest wwill be arrivvin
CA: so i guess noww that im all ready an situated i got a bit more time to kill
CA: anythin interestin goin on here or should i not bother
CA: so i guess noww that im all ready an situated i got a bit more time to kill
CA: anythin interestin goin on here or should i not bother
carcinoGeneticist [CG] started responding to memo.
CG: NOTHING INTERESTING *EVER* HAPPENS HERE, SHITSQUID.
CG: IF YOU WANT SOMETHING *INTERESTING* TO HAPPEN, GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING. FUCK.
CG: DANCE WITH BUTTERFLIES. RIDE A BIKE. KISS MY ASS. ANYTHING BUT THIS. THIS PLACE SUCKS MOLTEN ASS.
TA: hey ed what2 up
TA: annnd hey kk
CG: HEY, TA. BEEN A WHILE. INSERT FURTHER FORMALITIES HERE.
SI: I ThInk sOmeThIng InTeResTIng aLwaYs haPPens heRe, IT JusT Takes TIme
TA: lol formaliitiie2 kk the fuck you on
CA: hey wwhats up
CA: seriously thats the approach youre goin for here
CA: wwell wwhatevver i cant expect a mustardblood to havve any sense a howw to greet their betters
CA: at least seein kar here again is a pleasant surprise
CA: for the record i knoww me bein around is interestin enough but i wwas more referin to factors unrelated to myself here
SI: ThaT was quITe saRCasTIC CG
SI: hey CA, CaLLIng sOmeOne a musTaRd BLOOd Is quITe Rude
TA: ah, ed and all of your ca2te2m
TA: glad two 2ee you are your2elf
CG: ERIDAN, YOU BEING AROUND IS "INTERESTING" IN THE SENSE THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK MY OWN LEGS ON OCCASION.
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL TALKING DOWN ON SOL FOR HIS CASTE AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. COME *ON*, DUDE.
CG: DON'T FUCKING "LOL" AT MY IMPLIED FORMALITIES, GLOBESCRATCH. I WAS JUST, BEING NICE. FOR ONCE.
CG: BUT YOU WENT AND MADE ME REGRET IT. SO I'M DONE BEING NICE NOW. FUCK YOU, SUCK MY ASS.
CG: IF YOU WANT SOMETHING *INTERESTING* TO HAPPEN, GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING. FUCK.
CG: DANCE WITH BUTTERFLIES. RIDE A BIKE. KISS MY ASS. ANYTHING BUT THIS. THIS PLACE SUCKS MOLTEN ASS.
TA: hey ed what2 up
TA: annnd hey kk
CG: HEY, TA. BEEN A WHILE. INSERT FURTHER FORMALITIES HERE.
SI: I ThInk sOmeThIng InTeResTIng aLwaYs haPPens heRe, IT JusT Takes TIme
TA: lol formaliitiie2 kk the fuck you on
CA: hey wwhats up
CA: seriously thats the approach youre goin for here
CA: wwell wwhatevver i cant expect a mustardblood to havve any sense a howw to greet their betters
CA: at least seein kar here again is a pleasant surprise
CA: for the record i knoww me bein around is interestin enough but i wwas more referin to factors unrelated to myself here
SI: ThaT was quITe saRCasTIC CG
SI: hey CA, CaLLIng sOmeOne a musTaRd BLOOd Is quITe Rude
TA: ah, ed and all of your ca2te2m
TA: glad two 2ee you are your2elf
CG: ERIDAN, YOU BEING AROUND IS "INTERESTING" IN THE SENSE THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK MY OWN LEGS ON OCCASION.
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL TALKING DOWN ON SOL FOR HIS CASTE AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. COME *ON*, DUDE.
CG: DON'T FUCKING "LOL" AT MY IMPLIED FORMALITIES, GLOBESCRATCH. I WAS JUST, BEING NICE. FOR ONCE.
CG: BUT YOU WENT AND MADE ME REGRET IT. SO I'M DONE BEING NICE NOW. FUCK YOU, SUCK MY ASS.
gallowaCalibrator [GC] has started responding to the memo.
GC: H1 >;]
CG: OH. HEY, TZ. HOW'S IT GOING?
TA: hey tz
GC: SUP K4RK4T
GC: 1TS GO1NG GOOD 1 GU3SS WH4TS UP W1TH YOU
GC: OH H3Y SOLLUX
TA: and kk2 mad, look dude ju2t dont throw a hii22y fiit iight.
SI: Ca's name Is eRIden? ThaT's .... a PReTTY nICe name!
CA: oh come on kar dont get your knickers in a twwist about this howw many times i got to explain that this is the wway its supposed to be
CA: landdwwellers would do wwell to showw some basic respect if nothin else wwhen someone a royal pedigree such as myself happens upon their vvicinity
CA: especially ones that happen to be so loww on the totem pole as captor here
CA: really its kind a ridiculous here howw much evveryones faith in the system eroded just because a couple a planets decided to mash together but im not changin just because a some celestial smackdowwn
CG: OH. HEY, TZ. HOW'S IT GOING?
TA: hey tz
GC: SUP K4RK4T
GC: 1TS GO1NG GOOD 1 GU3SS WH4TS UP W1TH YOU
GC: OH H3Y SOLLUX
TA: and kk2 mad, look dude ju2t dont throw a hii22y fiit iight.
SI: Ca's name Is eRIden? ThaT's .... a PReTTY nICe name!
CA: oh come on kar dont get your knickers in a twwist about this howw many times i got to explain that this is the wway its supposed to be
CA: landdwwellers would do wwell to showw some basic respect if nothin else wwhen someone a royal pedigree such as myself happens upon their vvicinity
CA: especially ones that happen to be so loww on the totem pole as captor here
CA: really its kind a ridiculous here howw much evveryones faith in the system eroded just because a couple a planets decided to mash together but im not changin just because a some celestial smackdowwn
IngeniousPodcaster began responding to the memo
CG: FUCK YOU, I'M NOT MAD, YOU BLOB OF RANCOROUS BULGE PUS. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
CG: NOTHING IS UP WITH ME, TEREZI. IF SOMETHING WAS "UP", I WOULDN'T BE SUBJECTING MYSELF TO THIS HELL. AGAIN.
CG: ERIDAN. WE ARE *NOT* HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. NOT NOW, NOT HERE.
TA: look can we plea2e ju2t leave the topiic alone thii2 argument never fuckiing end2 well
IP: FInally someone I can agree wIth joIns thIs memo
TA: fuckiing hell
IP: CA, dont let these "none beIlIVers" shame you for dIsPensIng wIsdom aPun theIr undeserVIng Faces
TA: ii offiiciially hate iit here
GC: WHO DO3SNT
CG: WELCOME TO THE CLUB, JACKASS.
TA: at lea2t 2ome of you are tolerable lol
CG: WRONG AGAIN.
CG: REALLY KNOCKING IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH THESE IVELY INCORRECT STATEMENTS, SOLLUX.
CG: WE ALL SUCK. TO THE NTH FUCKING DEGREE.
CA: then by all means keep your false ideals to yourself i got no reason to listen to this asinine bs anywways
CA: sides if you really wwanted to avvoid incurrin my wwrath here youd followw at least some a the basic protocol
CA: you dont havve to go beggin at my feet or anythin but at the very least havve a spec a formality in youre greetin instead a just sayin sup
CA: i wwas already doin that i dont need to be told wwhat to do by some rusty but thanks for the backin i guess
CA: wwell wwhatevver if you lot are not gonna hear it then theres no point in tryin to preach to deaf ears
CA: might as well establish a truce or somethin in the interest a avvoidin the same circular arguments as alwways evven im gettin sick a em
IP: lIke you should, TA. You shouldnt be anywhere that doesnt fill you with Immense dIsComFort,
IP: yes, suPerior. Sorry suPerIor
TA: fiine ed you want a fuckiing greetiing,
TA: welcome two the fuckiing 2hiit 2how your hiighne22 iit2 2o looooveely two 2ee you here, ii'm 2o glad you poped your fii2hy face iin
IP: now your on the rIght Path to retrIbutIon In the eyes of the mIrthful messIah
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, SOLLUX.
CG: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS AGREE TO HIS BULLSHIT "TRUCE".
CG: THEN HE'D CUT THE CRAP, AND WE COULD GET BACK TO BITING OUT EACH OTHER'S SHOUT TUNNELS AS USUAL.
CG: BUT *NO*. OF FUCKING *COURSE* YOU HAD TO PISS VOLATILE FUEL ONTO THE FLAMES. THANKS, ASSWIPE.
TA: you are very welcome kk
IP: oh theres my moraIl, got too go!!
CA: its wwonderful to see you as wwell you nook breathed dirt eatin pissblood
CA: see noww that wwasnt so hard noww wwas it all you got to do is actually try for once and you might actually start makin some headwway here
CA: course its goin to take a lot more then sarcasm laden can a lies but at least seein you call me your highness is bringin me some form a satisfactions
GC: WH4T 4M 1 T4ST1NG R1GHT NOW
TA: good gog
CG: UGH. FUCK YOU ALL. I AM *NOT* IN THE MOOD FOR THIS HOOFBEASTSHIT RIGHT NOW.
CG: TEREZI, ARE YOU BUSY?
GC: NOT R34LLY
GC: WHY
CG: WELL.
CG: MAYBE WE COULD LIKE, YOU KNOW.
CA: are you tryin to do wwhat i think youre doin kar
CG: WHAT?
CG: MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE THINKING, DUDE.
TA: dude that wa2 not 2mooth at fuckiing all
CG: ???
CG: OH! OH, FUCK, JEGUS NO. NO NO NO.
CG: I WAS JUST ASKING TO LIKE, HANG OUT, OR SOMETHING.
CG: BUT, THE PHRASE "HANG OUT" IMPLIES THAT WE LIKE, GO *OUT*. I JUST WANTED TO LIKE, MEET HER IN HER HIVE AND SOMETHING. TO, YOU KNOW.
CG: TALK. AND STUFF.
GC: OH MY FUCK1NG GOD
GC: Y34H W3 C4N H4NG OUT
CG: SEE? THAT WASN'T SO HARD.
CG: *SHE* GETS IT.
CG: YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS. TRYING TO MAKE *ME* LOOK BAD. UGH.
CA: hate to agree with captor here but i havve to say kar youre about as slick as a mountainside right noww
CA: evven if youre just tryin to ask her for a chat you got to do that sort a thing with a bit more style an all
CA: wwould think all those movvies you wwatch wwould a imparted some information in your pan on goin about this but i suppose not evveryone learns that wway
TA: ed you agree wiith me all the tiime
CG: NOTHING IS UP WITH ME, TEREZI. IF SOMETHING WAS "UP", I WOULDN'T BE SUBJECTING MYSELF TO THIS HELL. AGAIN.
CG: ERIDAN. WE ARE *NOT* HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. NOT NOW, NOT HERE.
TA: look can we plea2e ju2t leave the topiic alone thii2 argument never fuckiing end2 well
IP: FInally someone I can agree wIth joIns thIs memo
TA: fuckiing hell
IP: CA, dont let these "none beIlIVers" shame you for dIsPensIng wIsdom aPun theIr undeserVIng Faces
TA: ii offiiciially hate iit here
GC: WHO DO3SNT
CG: WELCOME TO THE CLUB, JACKASS.
TA: at lea2t 2ome of you are tolerable lol
CG: WRONG AGAIN.
CG: REALLY KNOCKING IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH THESE IVELY INCORRECT STATEMENTS, SOLLUX.
CG: WE ALL SUCK. TO THE NTH FUCKING DEGREE.
CA: then by all means keep your false ideals to yourself i got no reason to listen to this asinine bs anywways
CA: sides if you really wwanted to avvoid incurrin my wwrath here youd followw at least some a the basic protocol
CA: you dont havve to go beggin at my feet or anythin but at the very least havve a spec a formality in youre greetin instead a just sayin sup
CA: i wwas already doin that i dont need to be told wwhat to do by some rusty but thanks for the backin i guess
CA: wwell wwhatevver if you lot are not gonna hear it then theres no point in tryin to preach to deaf ears
CA: might as well establish a truce or somethin in the interest a avvoidin the same circular arguments as alwways evven im gettin sick a em
IP: lIke you should, TA. You shouldnt be anywhere that doesnt fill you with Immense dIsComFort,
IP: yes, suPerior. Sorry suPerIor
TA: fiine ed you want a fuckiing greetiing,
TA: welcome two the fuckiing 2hiit 2how your hiighne22 iit2 2o looooveely two 2ee you here, ii'm 2o glad you poped your fii2hy face iin
IP: now your on the rIght Path to retrIbutIon In the eyes of the mIrthful messIah
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, SOLLUX.
CG: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS AGREE TO HIS BULLSHIT "TRUCE".
CG: THEN HE'D CUT THE CRAP, AND WE COULD GET BACK TO BITING OUT EACH OTHER'S SHOUT TUNNELS AS USUAL.
CG: BUT *NO*. OF FUCKING *COURSE* YOU HAD TO PISS VOLATILE FUEL ONTO THE FLAMES. THANKS, ASSWIPE.
TA: you are very welcome kk
IP: oh theres my moraIl, got too go!!
CA: its wwonderful to see you as wwell you nook breathed dirt eatin pissblood
CA: see noww that wwasnt so hard noww wwas it all you got to do is actually try for once and you might actually start makin some headwway here
CA: course its goin to take a lot more then sarcasm laden can a lies but at least seein you call me your highness is bringin me some form a satisfactions
GC: WH4T 4M 1 T4ST1NG R1GHT NOW
TA: good gog
CG: UGH. FUCK YOU ALL. I AM *NOT* IN THE MOOD FOR THIS HOOFBEASTSHIT RIGHT NOW.
CG: TEREZI, ARE YOU BUSY?
GC: NOT R34LLY
GC: WHY
CG: WELL.
CG: MAYBE WE COULD LIKE, YOU KNOW.
CA: are you tryin to do wwhat i think youre doin kar
CG: WHAT?
CG: MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE THINKING, DUDE.
TA: dude that wa2 not 2mooth at fuckiing all
CG: ???
CG: OH! OH, FUCK, JEGUS NO. NO NO NO.
CG: I WAS JUST ASKING TO LIKE, HANG OUT, OR SOMETHING.
CG: BUT, THE PHRASE "HANG OUT" IMPLIES THAT WE LIKE, GO *OUT*. I JUST WANTED TO LIKE, MEET HER IN HER HIVE AND SOMETHING. TO, YOU KNOW.
CG: TALK. AND STUFF.
GC: OH MY FUCK1NG GOD
GC: Y34H W3 C4N H4NG OUT
CG: SEE? THAT WASN'T SO HARD.
CG: *SHE* GETS IT.
CG: YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS. TRYING TO MAKE *ME* LOOK BAD. UGH.
CA: hate to agree with captor here but i havve to say kar youre about as slick as a mountainside right noww
CA: evven if youre just tryin to ask her for a chat you got to do that sort a thing with a bit more style an all
CA: wwould think all those movvies you wwatch wwould a imparted some information in your pan on goin about this but i suppose not evveryone learns that wway
TA: ed you agree wiith me all the tiime
enviousCrow [EC] started responding to memo.
CA: pssht wwhatevver you get my point
CG: MOUNTAINSIDES CAN BE SLICK. EVER HEAR OF AN *AVALANCHE*, DUMPASS? GOG.
CG: LOOK, YOU'RE REALLY MISINTERPRETING MY MOTIVES HERE. I SPOKE TO HER YESTERDAY ABOUT HANGING OUT, SO THE FORMALITIES ARE OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.
CG: LIKE, SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE *SO* OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN'T EVEN *SEE* THEM FROM THE WINDOW ANY MORE.
CG: REGARDLESS.
CG: I, LIKE, IF I *WAS* MAKING A MOVE, WHICH I'M NOT, I WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SMOOTHER ABOUT IT. I AM VERY SMOOTH. I AM FUCKING SANDED, STEEL WOOLED, AND POLISHED.
EC: What the ever-loving fuck did I just get myself into?
EC: Don’t answer that.
GC: SO 4NYW4YS, K4RK4T
GC: WH3R3 4R3 W3 GONN4 H4NG OUT
CG: WELL, ANYWHERE, REALLY.
CG: THOUGH, I KINDA LOOK LIKE SHIT RIGHT NOW. SO MAYBE SOMEWHERE PRIVATE.
CG: CAN I COME OVER?
CG: TO YOUR HIVE, I MEAN.
CG: I WON'T MAKE ANY MOVES ON YOUR TREE, I PROMISE. I'M NOT A CERTAIN AS-OF-YET-UNNAMED VIOLETBLOOD.
GC: Y34H YOU C4N COM3 OV3R
GC: YOUR3 NOT B4NN3D 4NYMOR3
GC: UNL1K3 S41D UNN4M3D V1OL3TBLOOD
CG: GOD.
EC: I hope you know that I’m judging every single one of you.
CG: I SHUDDER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
CG: YOUR POOR, POOR TREE. THEY REALLY DIDN'T DESERVE THAT.
CG: BUT, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, I GUESS. NOT MUCH USE DWELLING ON IT NOW.
CG: ALL WE CAN DO IS LEARN FROM *SOMEBODY*'S MISTAKES, AND MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
TA: god ed 2tiill on the fuckiing tree
TA: you really need two get over that
CA: oh my gog i look awway for twwo seconds and youre talkin about this tree nonsense
CA: seriously wwhered this evven come from i barely evver evven see rezi in person so wwhy did you all get the idea i got a redrom crush for her hivve
CA: it doesnt evven make any sense an its not funny either so wwhats the joke here
CA: startin to think evveryones pan has just collectivvely eroded to the point that literally anythin could be passed off as a runnin gag
CA: literally anythin and youd all be laughin an cryin like a bunch a lunes
CG: OKAY, WELL, I *TRIED* TO KEEP YOUR IDENTITY HIDDEN THERE, DUDE.
CG: BUT YOU WENT AND OUTED YOURSELF, AGAIN.
CG: I GUESS AT THIS POINT YOU'RE PROUD OF IT OR SOMETHING?
CG: I MEAN, GOOD ON YOU, I GUESS. DON'T LET ME GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR LOVE.
CG: JUST, MAYBE LAY OFF THE ROOT FONDLING A LITTLE. IT'S KINDA GROSS.
TA: dude we are con2erned,
TA: you have a lot of ii22ue2 were ju2t tryiing two help
CA: im not PROUD a it are you evven readin the contents a my messages
CA: wwhy in gogs name wwould i be strokin the roots a rezis hivve its a fuckin tree i dont wwant anythin to do wwith it
CA: look wwhat if i start accusin you all a meaningless slander then wwhat are you goin to do
CA: hey guys i hear kars been pinin for a blackrom wwith the left wwall a neps cavve
CA: all hes thinkin about nowwadays is gettin in passionate shoutin matches wwith its chiseled rock face
TA: okay look, we know well get two that
TA: but riight now thii2 ii2 about you
GC: OH MY GOD
GC: K4RK4T X N3P3T4S C4V3
CG: COME ON, GUYS. AT LEAST TREERIDAN IS BASED IN FACT. HE LITERALLY *JUST* MADE THAT UP OFF OF THE TOP OF HIS PAN. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
CG: EITHER WAY, EVEN IF I *WAS* IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE OF HER CAVE WALLS, AT LEAST THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF SEX APPEAL.
CG: LIKE, THEY'VE GOT PICTURES OF ME ON THEM, OCCASIONALLY. THAT'S PRETTY ATTRACTIVE.
CG: WHAT DOES A TREE HAVE? SPLINTERS? BUGS? (NO OFFENCE, TEREZI.)
TA: 2omeone get ac two au2piice
TA: but ii mean kk ha2 a poiint ed tree2 are a biit unatractiive
GC: NO TH3R3S 4 LOT OF SPL1NT3RS 4ND BUGS TH4TS PR3TTY 4CCUR4T3
CA: an howw is me wwantin to stick my bulge in a stack a splinters any more sensical then you wantin to press your protein chute to a wall a painted rocks
CA: neither a those things make any sense an thats exactly my point its completely stupid an theres no humor to be derivved from it
CA: "treeidan" makes evven less sense by your owwn admission since youre sayin yourself theres no reason for anyone to find a hivve like that attractivve
CA: doesnt evven look that good and the wwhole things probably covvered in enough chalk powwder to kill a hoofbeast
TA: ii mean your 2uper fuckiing de2perate and
CG: WHAT? DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKING MOVES ON TEREZI'S TREE.
CG: OH! OKAY, I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
CG: YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS YOUR CRUSH OFF AS A JOKE, TO TRY AND DEFLECT THE TRUTH.
CG: YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S FAIR. IF I PLAYED ALONG WITH THAT, WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR CONFLICTED ROMANTIC FEELINGS?
CG: MOUNTAINSIDES CAN BE SLICK. EVER HEAR OF AN *AVALANCHE*, DUMPASS? GOG.
CG: LOOK, YOU'RE REALLY MISINTERPRETING MY MOTIVES HERE. I SPOKE TO HER YESTERDAY ABOUT HANGING OUT, SO THE FORMALITIES ARE OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.
CG: LIKE, SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE *SO* OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN'T EVEN *SEE* THEM FROM THE WINDOW ANY MORE.
CG: REGARDLESS.
CG: I, LIKE, IF I *WAS* MAKING A MOVE, WHICH I'M NOT, I WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SMOOTHER ABOUT IT. I AM VERY SMOOTH. I AM FUCKING SANDED, STEEL WOOLED, AND POLISHED.
EC: What the ever-loving fuck did I just get myself into?
EC: Don’t answer that.
GC: SO 4NYW4YS, K4RK4T
GC: WH3R3 4R3 W3 GONN4 H4NG OUT
CG: WELL, ANYWHERE, REALLY.
CG: THOUGH, I KINDA LOOK LIKE SHIT RIGHT NOW. SO MAYBE SOMEWHERE PRIVATE.
CG: CAN I COME OVER?
CG: TO YOUR HIVE, I MEAN.
CG: I WON'T MAKE ANY MOVES ON YOUR TREE, I PROMISE. I'M NOT A CERTAIN AS-OF-YET-UNNAMED VIOLETBLOOD.
GC: Y34H YOU C4N COM3 OV3R
GC: YOUR3 NOT B4NN3D 4NYMOR3
GC: UNL1K3 S41D UNN4M3D V1OL3TBLOOD
CG: GOD.
EC: I hope you know that I’m judging every single one of you.
CG: I SHUDDER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
CG: YOUR POOR, POOR TREE. THEY REALLY DIDN'T DESERVE THAT.
CG: BUT, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, I GUESS. NOT MUCH USE DWELLING ON IT NOW.
CG: ALL WE CAN DO IS LEARN FROM *SOMEBODY*'S MISTAKES, AND MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
TA: god ed 2tiill on the fuckiing tree
TA: you really need two get over that
CA: oh my gog i look awway for twwo seconds and youre talkin about this tree nonsense
CA: seriously wwhered this evven come from i barely evver evven see rezi in person so wwhy did you all get the idea i got a redrom crush for her hivve
CA: it doesnt evven make any sense an its not funny either so wwhats the joke here
CA: startin to think evveryones pan has just collectivvely eroded to the point that literally anythin could be passed off as a runnin gag
CA: literally anythin and youd all be laughin an cryin like a bunch a lunes
CG: OKAY, WELL, I *TRIED* TO KEEP YOUR IDENTITY HIDDEN THERE, DUDE.
CG: BUT YOU WENT AND OUTED YOURSELF, AGAIN.
CG: I GUESS AT THIS POINT YOU'RE PROUD OF IT OR SOMETHING?
CG: I MEAN, GOOD ON YOU, I GUESS. DON'T LET ME GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR LOVE.
CG: JUST, MAYBE LAY OFF THE ROOT FONDLING A LITTLE. IT'S KINDA GROSS.
TA: dude we are con2erned,
TA: you have a lot of ii22ue2 were ju2t tryiing two help
CA: im not PROUD a it are you evven readin the contents a my messages
CA: wwhy in gogs name wwould i be strokin the roots a rezis hivve its a fuckin tree i dont wwant anythin to do wwith it
CA: look wwhat if i start accusin you all a meaningless slander then wwhat are you goin to do
CA: hey guys i hear kars been pinin for a blackrom wwith the left wwall a neps cavve
CA: all hes thinkin about nowwadays is gettin in passionate shoutin matches wwith its chiseled rock face
TA: okay look, we know well get two that
TA: but riight now thii2 ii2 about you
GC: OH MY GOD
GC: K4RK4T X N3P3T4S C4V3
CG: COME ON, GUYS. AT LEAST TREERIDAN IS BASED IN FACT. HE LITERALLY *JUST* MADE THAT UP OFF OF THE TOP OF HIS PAN. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
CG: EITHER WAY, EVEN IF I *WAS* IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE OF HER CAVE WALLS, AT LEAST THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF SEX APPEAL.
CG: LIKE, THEY'VE GOT PICTURES OF ME ON THEM, OCCASIONALLY. THAT'S PRETTY ATTRACTIVE.
CG: WHAT DOES A TREE HAVE? SPLINTERS? BUGS? (NO OFFENCE, TEREZI.)
TA: 2omeone get ac two au2piice
TA: but ii mean kk ha2 a poiint ed tree2 are a biit unatractiive
GC: NO TH3R3S 4 LOT OF SPL1NT3RS 4ND BUGS TH4TS PR3TTY 4CCUR4T3
CA: an howw is me wwantin to stick my bulge in a stack a splinters any more sensical then you wantin to press your protein chute to a wall a painted rocks
CA: neither a those things make any sense an thats exactly my point its completely stupid an theres no humor to be derivved from it
CA: "treeidan" makes evven less sense by your owwn admission since youre sayin yourself theres no reason for anyone to find a hivve like that attractivve
CA: doesnt evven look that good and the wwhole things probably covvered in enough chalk powwder to kill a hoofbeast
TA: ii mean your 2uper fuckiing de2perate and
CG: WHAT? DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKING MOVES ON TEREZI'S TREE.
CG: OH! OKAY, I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
CG: YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS YOUR CRUSH OFF AS A JOKE, TO TRY AND DEFLECT THE TRUTH.
CG: YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S FAIR. IF I PLAYED ALONG WITH THAT, WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR CONFLICTED ROMANTIC FEELINGS?
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