PM1 pt.19} ALL IS STILL chaotic

macabreSerenade played by Deku, notoriousVisionary played by Leng, bourgeoisMagpie played by Kiki, stupidIdiot played by SoperPlanet, sexuallyExceptional played by CC

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notoriousVisionary [NV] has started responding to memo.

MS: Hello, NV!
NV: ooh heey maan whaats uup?
MS: It seems everyone else has left, so you are my only entertainment at the moment.
NV: ooh maan thaats aa toouugh spoot too bee iin
MS: Why? You seem entertaining enough. Better than talking to a doll or a rose.
NV: muust bee staarveed foor iit
NV: ii woouuld maakee fuun oof yoouu foor iit buut ii aaiint goot thee eeneergy
NV: soorry maan (:'(
MS: I guess I am starved for it, all things considered. But starvation makes everything that much sweeter.
NV: fuuck duudee doont reemiind mee
NV: thaat iis noot aa siilveer liiniing maan thaat iis puuree toormeent
MS: Torment? Not to me. It just gives me a reason to hope someone will stop by and ask me where I live, or directions to wherever they're going.
NV: thaats preetty saad maan
NV: heeree ii caan try aand piick oon yoouu iif yoouu waant
NV: buut ii duunoo whaat aannooys yoouu soo yoouull haavee too heelp mee oouut heeree
MS: Try insulting me about the fact that I have no friends and willingly volunteered to be kidnapped because I was bored?
NV: yeeaah ii coouuld try iif yoouu thiink iit woouuld piiss yoouu ooff
NV: buut iif iits guunnaa maakee yoouu saad thaat kiindaa kiills iit foor mee yaa knoow?
MS: I promise I won't be emotionally hurt by it.
NV: cooool maan
NV: caauusee theeree aaiint noo oonee yoouu caan cry too
MS: Ooh, nice!
NV: heeh thaanks maan ii waas aafraaiin iit miight bee too suubtlee soomee tiimees theey geet loost iin the shuufflee aand iim thee oonly oonee thaat nootiicees
NV: kiindaa liikee yoouu
MS: You're on a roll! I'm so proud.
NV: shiit maan yoouur beetteer aat thiis thaan mee ii wiish theeree waas soomee eeaasiily oofeendeed aashaat too waatch yoouu goo too toown oon
MS: I do have my moments.

bourgeoisMagpie [BM] has started responding to the memo

BM: are we insultin people in here ;)
NV: yoouu juust laay aaroouund aall daay hoopiing foor aattenttiioon? noot aa sliight thiis tiimee juust cuuriioouus caauusee ii meeaan thaats whaat ii doo
NV: yeeaah maan try aand iinsuult ms
MS: I don't lay around all day hoping for attention. I do have errands.
NV: giivee iit yoouur beest shoot
NV: aah soouunds tiiriing caant reelaatee
MS: Like tending to flowers and staring at strangers and painting.
NV: coomee oon bm ii knoow yoouu caan doo iit
BM: no i'm the one tryyyyin to get insulted here ;)
NV: ooh ookaay my baad maan
NV: iim soo tiireed ii'm dooiing aa preetty shiit joob oon ms heeree
NV: yoouu waanaa haavee thee fiirst goo ms maan?
MS: No wonder your text is purple, your behaviour is so laughable I'd think you were the whole circus, albeit a clown. You disgust me.
MS: How was that?
NV: niicee oonee
NV: noot my stylee buut niicee maan
MS: I think I fit the "intimidating evil queen" archetype nicely given my manner of speaking.
NV: ii meeaan maaybee haard too fiind muuch iintiimiidaatiing aaboouut yoouu soo faar
MS: Really? How so?
MS: Most people either find me intimidating, or accuse me of being much older than I actually am. In reality, I am but a frail, elegant young lady.
NV: reeaally? ii meeaan ii doont goo guueessiing aagees.. ooh shiit maan maaybee ii shoouuld uuh buut thaats suuch aa paaiin
NV: duudee liikee hoow oold aaree yoouu theen?
MS: I am 19 years old.
NV: yoouu guunaa maakee mee too maath maan?
MS: Sorry if that's hard to count in sweeps.
NV: goog daamniit iif yoouur liikee 3 sweeps oor soomeethiing iim juumpiing iin thee fuuckiing riiveer
MS: I just calculated it, and I am 8.77 sweeps old.
NV: ooh thaank goog yeeaah maan thaats aaroound my aagee
MS: I am definitely a far cry from any type of child.
NV: weell yoouu saaiid peeooplee thiink yoouur ooldeer.. ii aalwaays aasuumee eeveeryoonees my aagee maan
NV: taakees leess braaiin pooweer
MS: I've seen some toddlers in this chat.
NV: hoopee ii diidnt taalk too theem maan
BM: that just seems like bad parentin' ;)
BM: who lets a toddler get on here ;)
MS: taffyTwist apparently.
BM: who the fuck is taffyTwist ;)
BM: i'm gonna have to give them a stern talkin' to ;)
NV: haatee too bee theem maan
MS: They seemed to be the child's caregiver.
MS: Apparently the toddler in question's name was Pequie.
MS: They seemed pretty willing to give out sensitive information.
NV: ii goottaa stoop coomiing too thiis meemoo maan iif iits guunaa bee fuullaa chiildreen
MS: I've only seen that one so far.
NV: guueess thiis iis aa thiing ii goottaa doo noow
NV: heey bm yoouur noot liikee aa kiid oor noothiin riight?
MS: Just be on the lookout for tiny bronzeblood children by the name of aventuresAhoy.
NV: oomg duudee caan ii geet yoou too juust saay caastee froom noow oon?
NV: liikee juust tiill ii leeaavee eeveeen
MS: Hm?
MS: Why?
NV: iit maakees mee uuncoomftooraablee maan
NV: ii meeaan yoouu caan saay whaat yoouu waant ii guueess buut iil haavee too goo foor aa biit
NV: iits juust beeeen oonee oof theem weeeeks maan ii aaiint goot thee eeneergy
MS: I completely understand.
MS: Maybe try and cut down on the unhealthy food if you're feeling lethargic, it can really help with saving energy. Or so I've been told.
MS: Just a tip.
BM: nah man I'm no kid ;)
NV: yeeaah ii thiink cuutiing baack iis mooree thee proolleem thaan thee sooluutiioon buut fuuck maan whaat doo ii knoow
BM: im a solid 10 sweeps over here ;)
BM: what do you eat ;)
NV: nuunyaa
MS: I'm no dietitian here, just a girl who's heard it a lot from passing people.
BM: come on yyyyou can tell me ;)
NV: lool naa ms iis riight ii juust eeaat juunk
NV: aatee aa fiish ii soouund stuuck iin my haaiir toodaay
MS: That's... Do you brush your hair? How did that happen?
NV: naa thaats liikee woork maan
NV: well ii waas juust kiinda aalreeaady iin thee riiveer ii guueess
BM: dude are you okayyyy ;)
BM: like do yyyyou need someone to come and take care of you ;)
NV: naah maan thaats liikee thee laast thiing ii neeeed truust mee
NV: thoouugh iif yoouure triinnaa moock mee thaat waas aa preety gooood oonee
NV: ii meeaan iim noot uupseet oor aanythiing buut iit waas aa cuutee try maan
BM: no dude i'm bein' serious ;)
BM: like myyyy hive is alwayyyys open ;)
NV: thaanks buut noo thaanks maan ii thiink thaats aa baad daay foor booth oof uus
MS: BM, wherever did you come up with that typing quirk of yours? It's awfully... Flirtatious.
BM: it's been myyyy thing since I was just a wriggler ;)
BM: gotta keep up myyyy cool facade, even through text ;)
NV: faacaadee soouunds suuspiiciioouusly liikee woork
MS: We all have our own facades, I cannot say I am entirely without fault in that regard.
BM: it's actuallyyyy a pain in the ass to type ;)
MS: if everyone talked like this life would be awfully boring wouldnt it?
MS: That is why I encourage typing styles, even if they seem like work.
SI: I'm nOT suRe whY we as a sOCIetY has deCIded TO make TYPIng haRd, BuT we did.
MS: Oh! Greetings, SI. I did not realize you were here.
MS: Perhaps you are forgetful as well?
SI: ?
MS: I often forget to close the memo.
SI: nO nOT ReaLLY, suPPOsed to Be LIke sYmBaLLIaC , hOnesTLY?
SI: waIT, YOu Can CLOse The memO???
MS: Yes. Click or tap the little X in the corner.
MS: It may be hard to see, but it is there. Almost like me!
MS: Do you see it?
SI: Yes BuT I dOnT ReaLLY see a ReasOn TO CLOse IT
MS: Did no one tell you of its existence?
SI: I PRefeR BeIng unPRedICTaBLe when I ResPOnd
SI: nO, nOT ReaLLY
MS: So you read everything said here?
SI: Yes
SI: I have noThIng BeTTeR To do, BeLIeve me.
MS: Oh my... I hope you don't think any less of me given what conversations I've been having.
SI: ITs FIne, ReaLLY.
SI: BeIng JudgemenTaL Is LIke, wack or sOmethIng
MS: Huhu. It seems so. Do not be afraid to be brutally honest with me, though.
SI: ITs FIne ReaLLY, JusT Be awaRe ThaT I am waTChIng
MS: Ooh, foreboding. I will keep that in mind. However, I cannot help but worry this might be a breach of privacy.
MS: Are you certain you aren't judgemental?
SI: only as JudgemenTaL as sOmeOne shOuLd Be on a PuBLIC memO
MS: So very judgemental.
NV: heeh heeh heeh
MS: Regardless, what you think of me is none of my business, and if I pried I'd be a hypocrite.

sexuallyExceptional [SE] begun responding to memo.

SE: WHAT'S happening, OVER here, WITH YOU guys??? :)
MS: My, your handle is extremely... Exotic.
SE: ahahahaha!!!!
SE: YOU interested??,?
SE: WHO'RE you, I ASSUME A human, ARE YOU cool, ENOUGH TO talk, TO me??
MS: I'm definitely not interested, no.
MS: Do you believe I am cool enough?
SE: ALTHOUGH YOU JUST TURNED ME down, rude,
SE: YOU SEEM sane!!!!
SE: meh.
MS: Awfully sorry about that. I was never properly taught biology.
SE: I COULD TEACH you, IF YOU'D like,
SE: WITH ALL OF THE details, YOU'D EVER need,
SE: ahahahaha!!!!
MS: Sounds dreadfully boring. What good is a class if you're learning patterns of white noise, is what I've always believed.
SE: I'D KEEP YOU PLENTY entertained,
SE: besides, IF YOU EVER GOT BORED OF me, YOU COULD LIKELY EASILY KILL me,
SE: WITH YOUR WONDERFUL HUMAN strength, THAT I'M SO UNDESERVING of,
SE: AS A LOWBLOOD LIKE me, WILL ALWAYS BE weak.
MS: It can't be healthy to say such things about yourself.
MS: And I am not that strong, to be completely honest. I don't go anywhere.
SE: healthy, I DON'T care, ABOUT healthy,
SE: IT IS A fact, THAT I AM weak, LOWBLOOD scum,
SE: YOU ARE A human, ALTHOUGH NOT A highblood,
SE: IT HOLDS HIGHER power, OVER MY caste, REGARDLESS OF PHYSICAL strength,
SE: YOU DON'T GO anywhere, I FIND THAT HARD TO believe,
SE: AREN'T humans, MORE adventurous??
MS: Yes, that is true, but I don't need to be. I have all I need in my cozy little corner of the street.
SE: ahahahaha!!!!
SE: SO strange, SO weird, SO different,
SE: HAS humanity, REALLY CALMED DOWN THAT much??
MS: No, I don't believe all of us are like that. Just me.
SE: JUST you??
SE: WHAT A relief, I THOUGHT THINGS GOT boring,
SE: um, WHILE I was, OUT OF city,
SE: THAT WOULD'VE BEEN terrible,
MS: Indeed. If things got boring, I would need to make a splash myself, and that ruins the anonymity.
SE: ahahahaha!!!!
SE: YOU seem, LIKE MY TYPE OF person,
SE: TAKE THAT AS A compliment, OR MORE commonly, AN insult,
SE: THANK YOU FOR REASSURING me, ALL IS STILL chaotic,
SE: AND NOW I MUST TAKE my, PITIFUL leave.
SE: goodbye, ms.

sexuallyExceptional [SE] ceased responding to memo.

MS: Hm. Quite curious. I wonder who is next on the chopping block.
NV: ooh fuuck maan phoonee goot too heeaavy haad too taakee aa reest
MS: Really? Mine is quite light.
NV: soomee tiimees hooldiing stuuff iis jsut meeh

bourgeoisMagpie [BM] is now idle.

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