Welcome to The Crow Bar. You look like you need a hard hitting drink!
The Crow Bar is a grungy old tavern situated in the South Quarter district of
Bradstowe, capital of
The Isles of Orlend. You'll find it across the road from
The Bent Copper and just next door to
The Bearded Clam.
The bar is famously named after its large nest of crows that have taken up lodging in the rafters. The establishment was once a bustling inn, but the feathery new residents provided such convenient loyalty against thieves and trespassers that the owners decided to let them stay. Sacrificing the profits of the attic rooms cost dearly to start with, but the cheeky crows soon became a crowd favourite and really put The Crow Bar on the map as a great venue to get wasted & chat up some birds.
The bar is frequented by tough folks who work even tougher jobs. In order to maintain order when things get rowdy,
the barkeep has a menacing red crowbar tucked into his belt.
Popular Drinks
Drink |
Description |
King's Orchard Cyder |
A crisp, sweet cyder that is innocent in flavour yet packs a punch when you try to stand up afterwards. |
Dunstol Distillery Whiskey |
The finest whiskey in The Isles of Orlend. |
Xendrian Fire |
A flaming shot with a tropical twist. |
Lava Lover |
An intoxicating honey-syrup that burns with an intense heat as it soothingly glides down your throat. |
Betty's Bitters |
The cheapest ale in Bradstowe.
|
Liar's Liquor |
You will be served a fancy multi-coloured cocktail that glows with edible glow jelly. The catch is that you won't know if it's alcoholic or not, but the barkeep will always say that it is. |
William Liquor |
A popular choice for drinking games! Warm yourself up with a shot of Willie-Liquor down your throat. |
You have no idea how much I adore the fact that the entire article comes full circle, due to the barkeeper having an actual crowbar at his person :D
Haha thank you! I'm glad you liked it :D