Faywild

So we did not even get a chance. We were knocked out but some Stuck up looking Dwarf with a black beard, what a smug dick. While asleep I dreamed of slaughtering thousands of Spiders with my special SFBPB's. Then we all awoke in some open field with bright light and the smell of flowers all around.
 
There is a coin floating over each of our heads and try to grab the one above me, Stupid thing is just magic. Major tingling and discomfort when I touched it. Apparently we were brought here to do an escort mission. Frost/Storm/Stone, I do not know which, Giants need to be escorted to a fairy Queen.
 
Above way up in the air is a giant Pixie being chased by an air ship, "Give me your Beard Oil.", can be heard coming from the ship. This place is weird.
 
Tonton gets hit by some sort of projectile, which makes Melvin and myself hide, quicker than snail on pixie dust, in Tonton's neck folds. Doots warns us all that the Fay here feed off of our desires and try to trick us with anything. I am able to see through all the tricks as apples, coins, etc. al have toothy wicked smiles on them.
 
Main Giants name is Vulgeira.
 
We stumble, I guess, onto an open field in the woods with a bridge where 3 Fairy factions are fighting. Arguing about we should die.
 
Grig the Dimplebust faction lead by Malos.
Nixie the Wrinkleflesh faction lead by Quinn.
Pixie the Greenbud faction lead by Dunun.
 
Doots is able to locate the leaders among this chaos of hundreds of fay fighting. As things calm down by Doots talking to the leaders, Melvin and I leave the safety of Tonton's neck folds. Doots and The Giant request to see the Queen.
 
They all refuse, Malos being the loudest, because Doot's Mom messed up this world somehow. And Malos blames me for eating all different kinds of Fay.
Doots is asked to choose a neutral type for superiority. The Nixie leader kills the others by his choice of true neutral. Which leads to the Fairy Queen, The Forgotten Song, show up. She then makes the airship just disappear.
 
The Queen and The Giant start discussing some politics so I lose all interest in the talks but do hear random words that sound important, but I have no clue what they are talking about.
 
Loxidon? War? Reggin Uthan (Giant Leader)? Dragons? Illithids? Toff Leader? Has a pact with the Queen?
 
Queen hates me for some reason, I could care less, I am bored.
 
Trollbane, Doot's mom's toad companion, is noticed by the Queen and she starts to choke him with magic, he dies. The Queen really really really hates Doot's Mom.
 
The Giants disappear when their talks fail. Then we all get threatened by the stupid Queen, her saying "One day we will be sent away to be hunted". I do not like her. She then leaves and we follow suit and get out of there.
 
A large spinning gold coin appears in front of us and we walk through it and return to the entrance of the cave leading to the underground city. As we walk into the cave we can see Zebrel there shocked and very much surprised, I find out the name of the underground city is Khabira Madani. Zebrel leads us to the castle through the throngs of citizens celebrating our return. At the castle we find out we have been gone a year, and of course Zebrel has another task for us.
 
Finding out where we have been and what we have done, Zebrel makes Doots another younger Trollbane, it is slightly poisonous.
 
Then the foodening happens, I ask for Grig, Nixie, and Pixie dishes. WOW who knew that they were that tasty. Now I see why they were all staring at me and keeping their distance, nom nom nom. I can now mimic all three of them.
 
The task Zebrel has in mind for us to send us out into the world for more experience. Gregs Maritome? Diamond castle? A lot of adventurers have died in the city we are going to. We are then teleported to an open field with a large camp nearby. There is also a massive castle in the distance, about a mile away.
 
The camp has Lycanthropes walking all about. One walks to us and says we are expected and need to meet their leader Neph. The reason we are hear is to learn about WAR. Stupid Rat Lycan thinks I am Luggage, his name is Ultimus, and he is to be our trainer. Neph says our first mission/training is a monster hunt. Ultimus after finding out I am not Luggage, really likes me for my ability to morph. Aaaaannnnndddd Ultimus is a MAJOR BATTLE JUNKY.
 
We are given a tent. . . . .