I ate something and, WHOOPSIES!!!

by Gygax Mimic

So Skeletons were attacking the town and our entire camp heard it. The nasty woman was swarmed, and died, by them. We all decided to attack the skeletons. And before I knew it Tonton was spinning wildly, I got a wee bit hurt, and killed all of them directly in front of us. I climbed his back for an added effect of attack. All the while, Doots is playing "Princess of the Universe", I have no idea why but it does lift our spirits up.

Tonton runs to the next site of wolf skeletons and I get a chance to attack and kill one with a double strike.

Then two massive skeleton creatures show up and attack the gate guards, Doots, and Melvin. Doots is able to hold his own while the guards hide in fear. I find out later that they were Owlbear skeletons. Melvin took to the sky and hide doing shadowy damage.

We, Tonton and I are surrounded by 5 skeleton wolves. Tonton does another spin attack taking out 4 of them and wounding the last one. I finish it and eat the head with the shattered red crystal in it. WHOOPSIES.

I find out that Doots was able to avoid many of the attacks from the Owlbears and even defeat one all by him self, Go Doots.

Sooooo that skull I ate, well it just so happened that the shattered crystal had a bad side affect on me. It seems that when I ate it made me think that one of the mercenaries was my mortal enemy. I was of the belief that he was there to kill me, and so I attacked him.

I did scream "What is it that I have done to offend you so much that you have come here to kill me? Well I am not going to take this laying down." I am able to land one hit on the Lion Lycan Mercenary. But then, the wolf has taken all of the attention of my mortal enemy an is now in my way of having the attention. IT MUST DIE.

It seems that Neph has seen me attack one of his men and hits me in the head so hard that I die.
THE END, not.

Neph knocked me out with one blow so bad that I dropped like a sack of skulls, lifeless, not moving, no dreaming for me.

WHOOPSIES.

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