Grand Vomitter

I cast detect magic and all I see is Uthem glowing blue, which I say he looks like me, getting an odd dirty look. Hahahaha
 
We arrive in the evening at a city that looks like a shanty town, Uthem leads us to a Troll ran tavern, owner is Long Nose. Doots and Tonton go inside to arrange bed and food. Uthem gives Doots a current location quest list. While outside Minion, the new team member, and I spot across the way 2 women and a tall elk horned large headed person walking, I sense no hostility from them. Uthem leaves with his guards, when all of a sudden Doots runs after him, I follow Doots.
 
Doots asks about Uthem's odd/unique appearance, maybe a Snow Dwarf body modifier. Uthem replies "NO", Doots wants body modification. I take a few steps back hearing about the high cost of this if Uthem performs this. Doots pays the fee himself for the service to be done tomorrow. Doots and I head back to the tavern to meet up with Tonton and Minion.
 
Minion Tonton, and Doots want to do two quests. I have no clue what is going on, and hear that Minion wants to hunt an Angry Chicken, while Doots wants to do a World Leader quest "Sea Haggis Hunting". Doots goes to bed after we decide to do both, he thoroughly cleans his bed, followed by Minion. Tonton and I order the Hoggis Displacer Beast meal. Which has everyone, all Trolls, amazed as we Tonton and I devour it all with out issue. He and I then order the Swallowers Delight, with even more stares from the Trolls, Long Nose says if we finish this we get to stay and eat for free, which Tonton and I down it without issue. I order Tonton and myself some Tough Brew, that is what Tonton is able to sip down, where I have to run outside as I unable to hold it in anymore. Going to bed ourselves, and having good dreams as a good end for the day.
 
In the morning Long Nose is drinking some "Root Tea", which I take some of. I have a new nickname in this place, "Grand Vomitter". Minion and Tonton go to the north gate to wait for Doots and I as we go to Uthem's camp. As we arrive at Uthem's place he says he is ready for Doots but I am not allowed to watch. I see the guards are around a fire playing games and eating fish. I attempt to be cute to get free food, and fail horrible. After a few minutes Uthem is done and Doots now has a Long Red 3rd arm under his normal right arm, and it has claws.
 
We all meet up at the North gate and head out. After a few hours of walking it is nearing evening, all of a sudden we see a ?Chicken? 7 miles away. As we start heading towards it, I go into Hide and Move Silent mode. When we are half a mile away, the others notice larger foot prints than the chicken could make. Behind us we hear a noise and two foot prints appear but no creature is visible.
 
Minion attacks the foot prints with fire and entanglement, which makes the creature appear. Now seeing it, we all notice that it is Mama Chicken, and we were tracking Baby Chicken. Tonton runs up and starts eating MC's feet. Doots starts playing support as usual. I attack Mama with an adhesive crush. MC fights back aiming at Tonton, as Baby now is trying to run at us. I am able to finish Mama Chicken and put a hole in it's chest. As Mama is dying she lets out a loud death cry, which makes Papa show up right next to us. PC tries to attack me and fails, so stick out my tongue at it and go "THPPTPTTHP".
 
Minion entangles PC, and Tonton goes to eat its feet like he did with MC. All of a sudden BC appears next to me pissed that I killed it's Mama. I attack Papa before turning my attention to Baby. Papa attacks me, and takes some of my blood acid damage. Doots' playing has been so intense that he is attracting beasts from all around that we can hearing roaring. Doots lowers the volume to stop attracting them.
 
Tonton and I are getting really hurt fighting Papa and Baby, Doots stops his playing to cast heal on us, so that we can continue to fight. Tonton takes out papa Chicken, at which Baby Chicken tries to run from us. Doots is able to kill Baby with a crossbow 160 ft away.
 
After we collect all the bodies we decide to camp out here as it is dark out and we plan to back to the city in the morning.