I Got Yanked by a God, Pussy(cat)

WAR HAS STARTED ! ! !
 
We arrived after weeks of travel, and in the distance we can see a large beehive looking structure that is smoking and looks to be on fire. We are told to set up camp for the night and that in the morning we will go to battle. After our tent is set up, I speak to Aarav, my offspring, to stay safe inside of me, and then pray to Farlanghn in the hopes of us all staying alive. As I lay down, pulling the blanket (read cloak) over me to sleep, the others gather to discuss plans as Goose has shown up to add information about a possible ambush.
 
In the morning we are all told to get ready, and in my hurry I keep the blanket on me thinking it might add to my hide ability ( I keep the blanket on top of me ). The young weird Troll from the North gate many weeks ago arrives and informs us he has been put in charge of us as part of his promotion, his name is "Little D". As all this is going on I sense massive amounts of vibration underground, as the others are also discussing where we are to stand in the battle, far left.
 
Little D says that if it becomes to bad in the fighting and looks like we will be defeated we must listen to the wise words of his forefathers, RUN. I give our party each a bottle of "Long Nose Potion", which Little D becomes very excited about and drinks it straight away. Little D grows and grows and looks much more fortified and courageous. I decide to also drink a Long Nose Potion, and grow 1 size larger. Vikeret blesses me with a damage protection spell, as Doots gives me and the others a potion as well, which I drink right then. POOF !
 
All of a sudden I find myself in a peaceful area full of grass and flowers. In a little dell I see a table covered in food and surrounded by comfortable looking pillows to sit or lay on. There are also animals talking, singing, and playing instruments. As I go to take my first step towards the very delicious looking food, I feel (and see) a small cats paw grab me from behind and throw me through a portal. POOF !
 
I return to the location I was at before this all happened and see the party staring at me in shock. Doots then also drinks the same potion, we all feel a pull to far off lands, but we are all able to resist this and do not move. All of a sudden a Giant (the Stinking) Troll comes running out of a hole in the ground far ahead of the vanguard, shouting "Trouble is coming Fight". He is followed by many different types of creatures, chasing and trying to attack him.
 
Doots immediately starts to play a rousing battle tune, raising our spirits. I go into hide mode, under my blanket, Tonton drinks the potion I gave him and grows running into battle. Tonton is able to attack large flying creature (with a rider). I then cast Fire Wall with my wand, failing, then shaking and shouting at the stupid stick, try again and succeed in casting a wall of fire on top of our enemy trying to flank is on the other side of a small pond we are near, and blocking easy access to trap us. Vikeret then asks to have the wand to use, which I hand over so I can go into battle and fight. Tonton is getting covered in the enemy trying to ride his back, as Doots stuns the creatures on Tonton's back, an enemy has cast some sort of spell that has tentacles sprout from the ground around Tonton. Little D is able to rush up next to Tonton trying to help him. Tonton, without fail, slays all those riding his back and is able to strike again at the flying creature infront of him, beating a very dead not flying anymore creature. The Rider of the dead flying creature seems to be very strong and glowy.
 
Before I am able to move up to Tonton and assist, I notice in the distance that the Thrycrene forces have overrun the Troll advance forces and are headed in massive numbers towards us. Little D also seeing this tells us all to Run. I still move forward blocking the Big Bad Thrycrene (BBT) from attacking Tonton. Vikeret is able to cast a sonic Wall on the BBT, which makes the BBT think I cast this and threatens to end my line. All of a sudden fire and lava fall from the sky on us three up front hurting us and slowing our movement. I attempt to use my other wand of summon animal II, failing, but still shouting at the wand and insults at the BBT.
 
The massive Thrycrene Army still charging towards us overrunning Trolls left and right. Cpt. Bison suddenly appears from the hole the Stinking Troll emerged from, yelling for all to retreat. Tonton says we must leave, Doots passes out after casting a major spell killing the magic using, undead, dead, necro Thrucrene. The BBT casts a bolt of Lighting on to me, barely hurting me, my symbiot takes some damage as well, but my son Aarav is vary hurt by this. As a nor very angry and overly protective father, I attempt to attack the BBT, missing both swings. Little D pushes me out of the way backwards, all of a sudden a round bubble shield wall appears around Little D and the BBT. Little D pulls out a glowing spear and thrusts it into the BBT. I salute him for the rescue and the sacrifice he is committing to guard us all. Little D is able to kill the BBT, but hurts himself so bad he dies.
 
I run over to grab Little D's body and all the dropped items from the BBT, as I do this I pour a very strong cure potion down Little D's throat hoping he will recover. He awakes as we are all retreating thanking me for the potion. We are all able to retreat a safe distance away to camp.