I Hate Spiders

by Gygax Mimic

We had killed all the Trolls and had Spiders surprising us as we wanted to leave. 3 spiders on the ceiling in front of us and 3 spiders on the ceiling behind us. They shot Spider Goo from their butts and had us all
Stuck
Unstuck
stuck
Unstuck
Stuck
Unstuck
That was basically what happened as we tried to fight them. Melvin was downed on the second time he was stuck. With my anger I made one Spider get smarter and run away. And another spider died after getting eaten by TonTon. Doots uses the Spider goo poison to hit a spider. The third Spider runs away after getting bite from me. All that was left was the three in-front of us. TonTon double bites and kills the first one, I stab the second one to death.
The third Spider just runs away, and now I want Spider Butt Plugs to STOP them Shooting Goo.
I get a spider foot/spear.
We return to the Underground City with Toff still on TonTon's back. After trying to go to Zebrel a Platinum Armored Troll Guard stops us and speaks with us.
I gained 2 hours of Psionic speech. The Troll guard says that Toff is a Master and puts him in a cage. He then gives us 250 platinum pieces each and confirming that we are still willing to hunt the rest of the Trolls.
Melvin was revived during the fight and now has a flaming battle ax brand on his butt.
After talking with the Troll guard, Melvin and I go to the Listening Knife Saddler magic store. On the way there I notice that the people are more on guard and that there are more guards in general all about.
Fore the attendant of the store welcomes us and I buy a +2 Sling and order some Spider Fishhooked Butt Plug Bullets (SFBPB's). I paid 202 Platinum for it all.
I hear that the Smithy name is Chuk Chuk, and that Morph Troll Magic Caster is Smart and Fat.
We killed Fore by accident by giving him a name. A new attendant showed up and is called Fore, also.
The next day I leveled up through the night and grew in size, and found out the Inn Trolls name is Pump.
I went to the smithy store and had a Morph Troll skin armor made for me. It will change shape as I do and heal itself.
I am really excited traveling with my new friends and having fun with them.

I HATE SPIDERS SOOOOOOO MUCH.

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