In Which the Party Visits a Brothel by Charity | World Anvil

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Sun 3rd Nov 2019 12:05

In Which the Party Visits a Brothel

by Lady Charity k'Sheyna

We strolled down to the Lonely Peacock, which is definitely a "tits-out establishment".
Delathar is on the prowl for a quiet girl, and seems to spot one with a wandering eye. No, seriously, her left eye is wandering all over the place! He walked up to her and tried to do that thing where he pulls the money from their hair, but fumbled it. Of course.
 
Zarzarian seems to have overloaded, and has graced a settee. She has started clapping about something, drawing attention away from Delathar's braying girl. A girl came up to her to make her stop, and a conversation started.
 
I engaged the bartender in conversation, and he revealed that he "danced" for two hours, then left. Two shadowy figures followed him out and stabbed him. They tried to save him, to no avail. He also said that the Knight did right by Lily and her son.
 
We traveled to the address provided by Delathar's girl, only to hear a commotion inside. I quickly informed my companions that the sounds we were hearing were those of someone being strangled. Delathar and Zarzarian bust in the front door, while I scale the building and open the window.
 
Zarzarian wiggled her hands and said something, and changed in to some gruff looking guy with a sword. She yelled at the room and then the bad guys freaked.
 
Delathar went from the door to the space between the kid and the bad guy. He shot something out of his hand, and the dude on Lily stood up with a goofy smile. Totally weird, very much not at home in that head.
 
I tried to hit the guy standing over the kid, but the wind caught me and fucked up my aim. No good, hit the wall.
 
My companions slaughtered the guy standing over the child, but I caught the wind just right and shot the remaining dude. Shot to the head, brains everywhere. Fountains, hah!
I had better get down from here before I vomit. Too much wind.