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14th-16th of Incandescent Moons, Year 570

Entry 1 - Another dumb mission.

by Ashe

So, tonight was... interesting.
Heard there was a new person joining the company, and lo-and-behold, it's Cybil. The psychotic girl who slaughters mages. Boy, I'd never seen Yitoshk like that before! I don't know if he was flustered, fuming, or what! Either way, she seemed pretty keen on awarding herself the leadership role. You can imagine how well that worked out. Look journal and any peeping asshats who may be reading, I respect Kasvaar. Man has known me since I fled. But I swear, if she tries anything, my sword will find it's way in her back quicker than you can say "bitch, get a new haircut." ... Seriously, Cybil, it just ain't working for you.
 
Anyway. Nobody at that table was happy to see her. I couldn't help but jab at her dark past, if only to see if she'd get all angry. She didn't. I should have expected as much, a devoid, boring person wouldn't react. The rest of the night was pretty fun. Yitoshk got Conrad drunk, and before Conrad could leave, Kas stopped him. Apparently, we had a job to do. Find some... turtle man in the East. As we all left to go to bed, I stopped Cybil and welcomed her. I apologized for my behavior, and gave her a handshake. Keep your friends close, and your enemies... well, preferably on a pike, but it can't hurt to be civil.
 
<The next couple of pages have crude charcoal drawings of Cybil and Yitoshk. Some sexual, some violent>
 
The next day, I decided to have some fun with Yitoshk to lift everyone's spirits. Kevin ordered a metric fuck-ton of salted meat and fish, and Conrad, Cybil, and I all sat down for a breakfast. After we met with Omoro, we made way. Thankfully, the journey was pretty smooth. We did see some weird garden and a butcher's house. I snuck in to investigate. "Ashe, don't go in there!" Yitoshk cried. Y'know, for a big menacing half-Orc, he's such a baby. Sadly, there was nothing interesting in the house, so I left and made it back to the party.
 
<The next page has a drawing of baby Yitoshk wearing a flowered diaper>
 
About to go to bed. Conrad saw some strange footprints, but I'm not too worried. I took a bath in the river with Cybil. For being a heinous bitch, she actually has a pretty nice body. Hopefully the journey goes smoothly tomorrow and we can make it to the turtle guy quickly.

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