Session 10: Sofia's Plight Report written by Jeran and Niamh

General Summary

Wyrd and Cyrille have hot dnd sex. Cat hears a knock on her door, its Leo Chat slams the door in his face. He is eventually let in due to the Wasian code. Leo laments getting their ass kicked by Cyrille, Cat is unsympathetic. Leo mocks Cyrille’s voice, Cat suggests summoning Wyrd and Leo once again suggests Cat stops being a cunt. Cat talk about wanting to fuck Chats bro in front of both Chat and Leo. Leo is jealous, Cat is a bitch, and Chat has a bad time. Cat and Leo continue to argue and Chat gives relationship advice. Leo asks “What are we,” Cat says “Nothing” Leo eventually leaves. Cat laments the loss of a member of the Wasian book club. Wyrd wakes up to a cuddly brisket, Cyrille makes an innuendo but recovers. The Fratula discusses relationships and the future and Muffinpaws pulls out some killer dance moves before speaking in perfect common and continuing to turn it out. Giga cuddle time with Nikola and Azaloth followed by more dnd sex. Wyrd, Cyrille, and Muffinpaws go and have breakfast at Gort’s. Millie went to sleep at Lillia’s to deal with taking the L, and they have a romantic breakfast. Lillia asks about family stuff and Millie skims over all the demon stuff and avoids questions like a pro. They talk about the level of furry in Millie's family and about the racial diversity at the Academy. Millie continues to avoid saying her family is literally from hell. Lillia sees right through this and Millie tells her she’s from hell and to Millie’s surprise she doesn’t care. Lillia gets her to appraise some hellish items and Millie does so easily. Lillia is excited about business prospects and they have a wholesome moment. Millie’s brain breaks upon receiving affection and Lillia thinks it's cute. Cat gets chewed out by Hawthorne again Cat puts Hawthorne in Psychological pain and Hawthorne kicks her out of the class Alighieri is hyped on his students taking huge W and is planning on gloating to Darius. They are rewarded with candy and credit. Wen congratulates Chat on fighting the good fight despite taking the L and laments mage power creep. Liir comforts Millie about her L and tells her that her Dad “barked” at them for not being a better teacher. Liir also alludes to possible political repercussions and continues to be Millie’s hypeman. The squad arrives at Floravia to beat up more poors. Cat laments having to be nice as the squad enters Kingsley territory and miraculously doesn’t get drunk. Cat Plays not sticker Muffinpaws plays sticker near-perfectly. The public does not enjoy this Muffinpaws is punished for his thoughts of trans. Capri sun corner with the fratula, cat tries to get ppl to throw them out, Wyrd scares the shit outta this poor guy and they continue their caprisun conquest. Azaloth and Cyrille are a little wobbly the next morning, but Wyrd and Nikola feel great. Nikola decides he wants to stay a vampire, and Wyrd says they can both be turned at the Yule ball. The party searches for bandits, but they aren’t here anymore. However, the party does find a group of cultists in black robes adorned with a black mamba with a coffin for a mouth. Vael Dwo is going to give a sermon in the name of Isyn, the party gets cultist robes that fit strangely on most of the party. Vael begins his sermon, roasts the Krolocks, fucks off with Dyatlov. Muffinpaws nearly blows their cover, but Cyrille manages to convince him to stop. As the party is leaving, Cat’s sister, Sophia Von Kingsley, takes the party off to the side, and tells the party she’s managed to escape. Some introductions occur, and then Sophie asks the party to FUCKING MURDER HER because she is unwilling to continue her life how it is, with her betrothed forcing her into things she doesn’t want, and she’s unwilling to serve him, house Kingsley, or Vael Dwo any longer. Alighieri and Liir arrive, Alighieri is mad as fuck at Cat’s apathy, and Cat gets manhandled and bitch slapped a lot. Several people offer some pitches to Sophia, Wyrd offers true vampirism, Millie offers sanctuary in the north, and Alighieri tells her to cut her hair, change her name and join Odysseus in the sea. Sophia makes one last plea to Catrina but it falls on uninterested ears, Catrina continues being a bitch. Chateau gives Sophia a hug and some encouraging words. Sophia talks about how Cat used to be nice, and Cat bullies her into submission once more. Alighieri is absolutely furious but restrains himself against hitting her again. Sophia is persuaded to listen to Alighieri, and they leave. Catrina has second thoughts finally, but it’s too late. The trauma sets in, and Cat has a mental break. Everyone but Chateau leaves, and eventually, she brings Cat back to the inn. Cat gives herself a depression haircut at 3 am, and chateau asks her what the fuck her deal is. Cat says it’s none of her business, but Chateau says uh yeah it kinda is her problem if her roommate is losing it at 3 am and crying. Cat trauma dumps and cries into Chateau’s boobs until morning. Various people are tired as fuck in the morning, Alighieri enrolls Cat in therapy, and the party returns to the academy. Sophia leaves with Odysseus. FRATULA PARTY, Shen arrives, everyone is weird about it, and so he cat wildshapes to ease the tension. Wyrd starts off the night drinking, but it takes a really long time for them to get drunk. Azaloth is wasted immediately, Nikola thinks it's really funny, and Azaloth translates cat for Chateau. Chateau and Azaloth reminisce about childhood and Nikola loves the stories, and it prompts the rest of the party to reminisce as well. Cyrille has a very funny child Wyrd impression and ppl lose it in and out of character. Muffinpaws and Millie steal some shit from Leo, and Alighieri gives everyone Gort tattoos on their ankles.

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Urina: Akaris Military Academy Campaign

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