Private Wilhelm

Private Kurt Gottfried Wilhelm

Private Wilhelm was an enlisted man in the Trident Coalition Marine Corps and served aboard TCSV Onomatopoeia. He would sometimes get promoted, but invariably ended up getting busted down to Private again.

He was conscripted when he tried to stowaway on Onomatopoeia in 2952, hoping to get to Dionysos, but fell down a flight of steep stairs to the deck below, and let out his characteristic scream.

Private Wilhelm is an incredibly accident-prone young man, who hurts himself on a daily basis, always accompanied with a short, over the top scream which his shipmates have dubbed the Wilhelm Scream. Wilhelm himself is very self-conscious about the scream and refuse to admit that there even is a scream. He gets outraged and upset when his comrades mention the scream.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

A bit skinny, but he works out regularly.

Body Features

White, smooth.

Mental characteristics

Sexuality

Attraction to members of the same sex. Versatile bottom.

Current Location

Myrtle’s Beach

Species

Human

Ethnicity

Sisyphean

Currently Held Titles

• Private

Previously Held Ranks & Titles

• Private First Class

Year of Birth

2937 SE 18 Years old

Circumstances of Birth

He didn't cry at birth, like normal kids, he just let out a short, over the top scream.

Circumstances of Death

He's not dead yet, but when it happens it will probably be accompanied by a short, over the top scream.

Birthplace

Aeolus City

Gender

CIS Male

Eyes

Gray green.

Hair

Ash blonde, buzz cut.

Height

1.83m

Weight

70 kg

Quotes & Catchphrases

There is no Wilhelm Scream.

Aligned Organization

Trident Coalition Marine Corps

Related Plots

• Scene 6.2: “We’re In Barker’s Tavern, But Where’s the Tavern?”

Known Languages

Galactic Common.