Eddie Larkin
Eddie, my assistant? He’s invaluable to me, I’d be completely lost without him. I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have him... except maybe clone him. Just kidding. I’m sorry, that was inappropriate, I shouldn’t have said that. It’s after all illegal to clone people without consent from them, or their next of kin.
– Rachel Wienerbacher, Mayor of Myrtle’s Beach
Eddie was the assistant of Rachel Wienerbacher already when she was the Principal of Hercules Thompson High School, and got promoted to being her assistant when she was elected Mayor of Myrtle's Beach without her even asking him, she just kept treating him as her assistant and he continued with an air “How the f*** did I get here? Hold on, my salary more than doubled, well, okay then.”
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