The Liar with a Lyre
The liar the liar the liar!
The drow filled with ire
Strumming a tune of fire
As cannons roared below
Born without a sire,
A childhood did not transpire,
With her freedom a desire,
And a ship she dared borrow
For the Lady gets her way
She sails the abyssal flow,
The ship was her chateau,
The ways of pirate she'd know,
And the danger was most dire
She hauls loot and ammo,
She'll take all your cargo,
She'll give you the plank and an elbow,
Else you'll be brought on and hire'd
For the Lady gets her way.
She wreathes herself in gunfire,
This ship will be her pyre,
The slums and docks her choir,
Her chests full of glow.
And one day this Drow Liar,
Will in death retire,
And with the reaper inquire,
About what she is rightfully oowed
For the Lay-deee
Gets
Heeeer
Waaay.
The drow filled with ire
Strumming a tune of fire
As cannons roared below
Born without a sire,
A childhood did not transpire,
With her freedom a desire,
And a ship she dared borrow
For the Lady gets her way
She sails the abyssal flow,
The ship was her chateau,
The ways of pirate she'd know,
And the danger was most dire
She hauls loot and ammo,
She'll take all your cargo,
She'll give you the plank and an elbow,
Else you'll be brought on and hire'd
For the Lady gets her way.
She wreathes herself in gunfire,
This ship will be her pyre,
The slums and docks her choir,
Her chests full of glow.
And one day this Drow Liar,
Will in death retire,
And with the reaper inquire,
About what she is rightfully oowed
For the Lay-deee
Gets
Heeeer
Waaay.
Having plundered the trade-ships of the abyss for decades, Captain Salabrina (House unknown) has developed quite the reputation. Conservative estimates by the College Scriptorium are as follows: -She has gone through no more than half a dozen ships
-She is estimated to have taken more than several hundred trade ships' cargo.
-She has held ships, crew, and sensetive cargo to ransom.
-She has robbed and held atleast two abyssal cruises ransom
-She has been known to conduct pillaging on towns that do not offer her port
-She has destroyed two of heaven's Abyssal Warships estimated to have each been her superior in force
-She has become a full-time privateer with a mark of heavenly marque and a full pardon. Thrice.
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