Session 20: Baaa!

General Summary

Notes by Fizzywit Thimbledown

Menday, Thirdden, Wolf Moon, 751 AC, Catacombs

• Bones attack!!! Eeeeeek
• Ishta makes a stabby attacks
• 15 damage and a sweet sweet trip!
• Stays coherent
• Fizzywit does some stabbing
• 7 damage, its not great stabbing
• Farkhom
• Does some attacking!
• Hit and crit
• 20 damage
• Tarric
• Goes and stabs
• 27 damage with crit
• 10 punchy damage
• Red fire starts glowing in bone zone’s chest
• He stands up
• Swings at Farkum
• 16 damage reduced to 4ish
• Swings at Fizzywit
• Miss
• Swings at Tarric
• 19 damage reduced to 0
• Ishta
• Casts toll of the dead on it
• It fails
• And they hide
• Fizzywit
• Does 15 damage with 2 attacks
• Farkhom
• Topples it and smashes it, it be dead
• Probably dead
• Hits it again to be sure
• Giant scimitar and glass vial
• Gold liquid (greater healing potion)
• Also 7g 21s
• Ishta comes back into room we all break into song
• Tarric looks down the left hallway
• 20-30 feet bends around a corner
• Angles down
• Looks the other way
• Large cavern not far
• We go towards the large cavern (not left… we are doomed)
• Tarric checks into the room
• There is some rubble and rocks
• Something leathery under the rocks
• General rubble
• Tarric enters the room
• Looks like the sandstone was crushed by bi-pedal things
• Tarric investigates the leather!
• Find a poor worn out purse
• Fizzywit checks out the parchment
• 750 theater producti…
• Its a now kind of piece of paper
• Its not a hat or ring according to Ishta so… onward!
• Go to the other door and we check it out
• Leads to another intersection
• Tarric leads on into the intersection
• Pauses and investigates
• The tracks are small
• Peaks both ways
• Both lead to rooms
• We go right so we are doomed I assume
• Fizzywit has a dot on their head, its a light
• Ishta says there is a light and tells me to duck so I duck
• The dot may have vanished
• We can't see it anyway
• There is a room ahead
• 25 by 25 room
• Half collapsed
• Crap on the floor
• Stalactites
• 50 feet up
• Woah hey tall room
• Center of the room is something twirling
• The light is about 40 feet up
• It seems to be obelisk shaped
• Something cut into glowing red in different spots
• The red glow shifts
• Looks like some other things are floating around it
• Ishta sends out the familiar to check it out
• The owl starts careening
• Bamfs it back in
• Its definitely an obelisk
• 6 feet long 3 feet wide at the base
• Red looks familiar
• Like writing
• Fizzywit throws up a pebble and it accelerates super fast towards the ceiling
• Ishta thinks its some kind of effect that modifies “grabbity”
• Classic Tarvivkynaltoni “everything wants to go down always”
• We are trying to fish for the obelisk
• Crowbar and rope stays on the ceiling
• Try to fish it again….
• The crowbar is now floating near the obelisk
• Somehow lassos the obelisk
• We are all surprised
• Tarric pulls the obelisk towards him
• It comes easy and then angrily
• It slams into Tarric takes 19 damage
• Aka reverse falling
• Fizzywit starts casting comprehend languages
• Ishta does detect magic
• The obelisk is magical!!!
• Fizzywit turns into a sheep
• Baaaaaaa
• Magically sheep
• The magic is strong
• Baaaaaaa
• Lots of baaaaing as the group tried to figure out the sheep
• They interrogate sheepy-wit
• Sheepy-wit reads the obelisk
• Also can understand the party due to magical comprehension
• Fizzywit
• Obelisk is draconic
• Written by someone named “Keefe”
• Gains advantage against magic
• Tarric tries to grapples Sheepy-wit
• Grapples the sheep
• Drags Fizzywit into the other room
• Angrily baaaing
• Farkhom decides against dragging the obelisk
• Debate on how to tie up sheepy-wit
• Discuss shearing Sheepy-wit
• Lots of baaaing
• Everyone take rests and watches

Tirsay, Thirdden, Wolf Moon, 751 AC, Catacombs

• Everyone wakes up, the Sheepy-wit is still a sheep
• Baaaaaaaaaa
• Tarric checks the obelisk again
• No new information
• Cracks in the stone
• Tarric fails at understanding the runes
• Tarric goes exploring
• There is a junction
• Baaaaaaaa
• Something hits Tarric from behind and above
• Tarric takes 9 damage slashing damage
• Knocked prone
• Something on top of Tarric that is huge and heavy
• More slashing at Tarric
• Takes 16 more damage and is flung down a hallway
• Tarric yells for help!
• Then stabs!
• Poorly
• Takes 13 points of damage
• 2nd stab hits
• 13 damage
• Performs a stunning strike
• Hits!
• Tarric cannot see anything on top of them
• Punches at it
• 6 damage
• Ishta moves in sees a black dog/cat with two legs splayed out against the wall 2 legs holding them down and 2 legs striking
• Takes a shot at the creature
• Not so much
• Farkhom heads for the problem
• Faster than they used to go
• Throws an axe at him
• Misses
• 2nd axe throw
• Misses again
• Sheepy-wit
• Charges the beast angrily baaaing at it
• Beast attacks at Tarric
• Does 33 damage
• Get mangled pretty good and is down
• Picks him up and moves away
• Ishta pursues the monster
• Hides
• Shoots
• Hits
• 17 damage
• Tries to trip it and does not work
• Farkhom attacks!
• Crit! And regular hit
• 41 damage
• Sheepy-Wit
• Charges and attacks
• Tries to lick Tarric back up
• Tarric is barely alive
• Ishta heals Tarric
• For 3 whole health!
• Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• Tarric takes a potion as well
• In a vaulted hall with fancy statues!
• Baaaaaaaaaaa
• 6 statues
• Exit to the north
• All the statues are different
• Fancy lady princess statue with Eldorian writing
• Crown of blossoms not of stone I dream a city…
• Wearing a hat and ring
• Weary figure bent over a plow
• Plain carvings of wheat and maze
• I sowed the seed and reaped the land then it emptied every hand….
• Thin figure simple robes sitting at a loom
• Threads of marble spilling across the floor
• Shears held high
• I stitched their pride and I hemmed their shame and cut the cloth…
• Slender women chisel in one hand smooth stone face
• I carve the city line by line a thousand faces none are mine
• Broad shouldered main casting that net smile strong jaw
• Stone net
• The ocean fed us deep and wide; its secrets swim where I abide.
• Warrior wearing plate broadsword
• My shield was Phelandria my sword her last wall though stone calls my body I answer her call
• Ishta checks out the princess statue
• Farkhom helps!
• Looks like a statue
• Baaaaa
• Maybe people turned to stone… maybe not
• Who knows?
• Discuss Farkhom’s masonry experience
• Search the floor for things… not so much
• Farkhom notices there is a clear glint to the sword that the knight has
• Mithril sword
• Fancy pantsy
• Baaaaa
• Ishta checks for traps and if the sword looks like it may come loose
• We discuss grand larceny of the statue
• Farkhom convinces the group not to do it
• Ishta wants that sword
• Farkum starts moving Ishta away
• We head back to 4 exit room
• And that is the end of the night
• Baaaaaaa

Player Characters Present
Farkhom Blackkith
Fizzywit Thimbledown
Ishta Shal'Vistani
Tarric Shal'Munn

Report Date

04 Sep 2025

Primary Location

Catacombs

Secondary Location

Phelandria