The Battle Of Matriarch
The Battle Of Matriarch is considered one of the largest single battles within which Kanda has ever taken part and easily remains one of the most controversial battles in Kandia History; even considering over one and a half thousand years of conflict before it.
With over One Million individuals confirmed to have fought in the conflict; The Battle Of Matriarch included men, women, children and animals as active combatants on both sides. Considered "A Battle Of Extinction" By Kandia Law, The Battle Of Matriarch decided the ownership of Soterri and whether or not the Southernmost Kandia Colony would survive.
Despite this legal status, the battle was the site of numerous war crimes that even "Wars Of Extinction" do not permit.
Chiefmost among the war crimes commited by the Kandia in The Battle Of Matriarch are the arming of non-performance slaves and children under ten, the use of Elephants in Combat and the enlistment of non-war deities during conflict. This Battle Account, Written by Junior Scurrilos Neron Of The House Of Altinos On The Day Of The Battle, Is Hereby Used In "The Elephant Trials" To Determine The Nature Of The Aforementioned War Crimes Alongside Other Firsthand Accounts.
With over One Million individuals confirmed to have fought in the conflict; The Battle Of Matriarch included men, women, children and animals as active combatants on both sides. Considered "A Battle Of Extinction" By Kandia Law, The Battle Of Matriarch decided the ownership of Soterri and whether or not the Southernmost Kandia Colony would survive.
Despite this legal status, the battle was the site of numerous war crimes that even "Wars Of Extinction" do not permit.
Chiefmost among the war crimes commited by the Kandia in The Battle Of Matriarch are the arming of non-performance slaves and children under ten, the use of Elephants in Combat and the enlistment of non-war deities during conflict. This Battle Account, Written by Junior Scurrilos Neron Of The House Of Altinos On The Day Of The Battle, Is Hereby Used In "The Elephant Trials" To Determine The Nature Of The Aforementioned War Crimes Alongside Other Firsthand Accounts.
Purpose
This Document Is The Firsthand Account Of The Battle Of Matriarch By Junior Scurrilos And Battle Chronicler Neron Of The House Of Altinos And Was Written During And Shortly After The Battle Of Matriarch!
Neron was assigned by his guardian, Soterri Head Scurrilos Maximus Maximusad Auderra, to stay in what would become the centermost point of The Battle Of Matriarch and, as such, had the best view of the entirety of the conflict; able to use special magical devices granted to him by his guardian to see and hear specific happenings within the battle.
Because of his particularly opportune vantage point, Neron's report has been heavily referred to by The Empire Of Kanda as a primary source of information regarding the conflict; most specifically at Unamakhalu's insistence. It explains both the part of the elephants in the battle as well as the part of armed slaves and fighting children; casting considerable light on the otherwise controversial happenings of the brief but intense "Kandia-Kobori Final War"
Because of his particularly opportune vantage point, Neron's report has been heavily referred to by The Empire Of Kanda as a primary source of information regarding the conflict; most specifically at Unamakhalu's insistence. It explains both the part of the elephants in the battle as well as the part of armed slaves and fighting children; casting considerable light on the otherwise controversial happenings of the brief but intense "Kandia-Kobori Final War"
Document Structure
References
Neron Altinos was studious enough to mention a contemporary in the form of Aldonos Baldona: Ward Of Soterri Head Scurrilos Maximus Maximusad Auderra, in his account as well as personally referring to many other contemporaries and fellow apprentices to Maximus in his debriefing upon return to Kanda Sentran.
No less than twelve fellow Scurrilia in training were mentioned by Neron in person, though will not be included by name in this document.
Please Contact Soterri Longar Meningitis Drubarosad Soterrion For The Names Of Any Involved Chroniclers Not Otherwise Available In Public Record.
Publication Status
The Battle Of Matriarch by Junior Scurrilos Neron Altinos has been copied and appropriately disseminated to all Thinalaria in preparation for "The Elephant Trials" alongside all other written accounts and reports of the events of The Day Of Earth, Preserving 27, 1632.
In recognition of particular clear accounting of the events at the center front and of True Hero Unamakhalu, True Hero N'Golla The Wise, Jonathan Mondragon: The Maiden Of Health and Yuustan Abonde: The Hammer Of Soterri some Thinalaria have taken the opportunity to spread the story far and wide throughout The Empire Of Kanda.
Because of this, while the report was initially determined somewhat private, it is now publicly accessible and regularly told in lodging and drinking establishments with no small amount of embellishment. Many Universities And Legal Schools have also gone out of their way to make extremely accurate copies of the original report so as to preserve its exact contents for posterity.
Because of this, while the report was initially determined somewhat private, it is now publicly accessible and regularly told in lodging and drinking establishments with no small amount of embellishment. Many Universities And Legal Schools have also gone out of their way to make extremely accurate copies of the original report so as to preserve its exact contents for posterity.
Legal status
The Document Is Valid Under The Kandia Laws Of Battle Chroniclers And Military Reports.
Brief But Definite Investigation Of The Statutes Of Eyes Establishes That Any And All Direct, Firsthand Reports By Battle Chroniclers And Any Other Scurrilia On The Battlefield Are To Be Regarded As Authoritative Unless Otherwise Directly Contradicted By Numerous Separate Reputable Sources. As Neron's Report Is, First And Foremost, Both Accurate And Artful According To Any And All Witnesses Upon Closer Investigation It Is Regarded As A Necessary Primary Source Of Evidence For "The Elephant Trials."
Brief But Definite Investigation Of The Statutes Of Eyes Establishes That Any And All Direct, Firsthand Reports By Battle Chroniclers And Any Other Scurrilia On The Battlefield Are To Be Regarded As Authoritative Unless Otherwise Directly Contradicted By Numerous Separate Reputable Sources. As Neron's Report Is, First And Foremost, Both Accurate And Artful According To Any And All Witnesses Upon Closer Investigation It Is Regarded As A Necessary Primary Source Of Evidence For "The Elephant Trials."
Historical Details
Background
All Kandia Battles Are Required To Be Covered By Numerous Scurrilia Chroniclers.
This Particular Account Happens To Be One Of The Reports Of The Battle Of Matriarch Particularly Germane To The Elephant Trials surrounding "The Kandia-Kobori Final War." While Many Other Reports Of The Battle Of Matriarch Have Been Logged, This One In Particular Has Been Selected By Ta Thinal Do Kanda To Represent A Central Perspective Of The Battle Itself.
Junior Scurrilos And Battle Chronicler Neron Altinos Has Been Requested To Speak Before Ta Thinal Do Kanda To Provide Further Information And Answer Questions Regarding The Potential Crimes Involved In The War.
This Particular Account Happens To Be One Of The Reports Of The Battle Of Matriarch Particularly Germane To The Elephant Trials surrounding "The Kandia-Kobori Final War." While Many Other Reports Of The Battle Of Matriarch Have Been Logged, This One In Particular Has Been Selected By Ta Thinal Do Kanda To Represent A Central Perspective Of The Battle Itself.
Junior Scurrilos And Battle Chronicler Neron Altinos Has Been Requested To Speak Before Ta Thinal Do Kanda To Provide Further Information And Answer Questions Regarding The Potential Crimes Involved In The War.
History
~~ As Presented By Scurrilos Turindos VI Of Entwi; Leader Of The Thinalaria Blues ~~
While Some May Be Aware Of The Recent Addition Of Soterri Into The Empire, It Should Go Without Saying That ALL KANDIA Understand The Universal Ban On Elephants In Warfare!
In The Year 400, After Victory Against {Name Lost To Time} Ta Kandia Thinal agreed unanimously that war was no place for elephants!
Elephants, it was decided, were unreliable and potentially as dangerous for allies as for enemies.
Worse yet, they trample friend and foe alike into the dirt; leaving little to be identified and nothing for the family and friends of the lost to properly put to rest.
This heinous crime of denying proper burials alone may well have inspired such a set of laws to be passed, as proper burial is something even the enemies of Kanda are granted! Not terribly long after, more Elephant Laws were passed prohibiting the use of violence against or through Elephants even for entertainment, as an otherwise rousing day of animal slaughter in the arena was tragically ruined by 5 elephants begging for their lives from the crowd just as Humania would themselves do were they wrongly sentenced to death.
It occured to all civilized Kandia that Elephants are sweet beasts.
There is, after all, even a song about it!
And that song is rather specific!
We ALL Remember from our childhood! Elephants swim and run and trumpet and carry people.
They haul goods.
They give children rides.
They make noise and fling water all around.
Elephants dance and elephants stand and do tricks and throw things!
They pull down trees and "I've never seen one pull a plough but it's not illegal anyhow!"
And they're "Too Happy To Hurt!" But the song is ALSO very specific on more!
Elephants can do ALL of these things... but they DON'T fight!
They Don't Stomp.
They Don't Charge.
They Don't Wreck The Enemy Barge.
They Don't Jump. (They Just Can't... Terribly Sad, Really...)
They Don't Punch.
They Don't Kick.
They Don't Flatten The Enemy.
They Don't Throw Spears!
They Don't Throw People!
"Elephants Don't Fight!" But, Of Course, We ALL Know The Song!
This law has held strong for over a thousand years and, throughout even the worst of conflicts, no Kandia has ever had to break it nor call in allies that use elephants to aid them!
Requiring such thoughtful, peaceable beasts to perform such violent acts is not only uncivilized but serves only as punctuation to the wanton endangerment of the young children, non-performance slaves and helpless women of Soterri! This Document Only Shows That Elephants Were Used In The Battle Of Matriarch And Women, Children And Slaves WERE Armed Not Only Against The Daroba Savages That Set Upon Them But Against Kanda's Dearest And Most Sacred Laws; Those Concerning The Sanctity Of Dignity, Family, Decency And Civilization As A Whole! And If The People Of Soterri Cannot Maintain Their Dearest Laws In Times Of War...
How May They Call Themselves Kandia In Times Of Peace?
Elephants, it was decided, were unreliable and potentially as dangerous for allies as for enemies.
Worse yet, they trample friend and foe alike into the dirt; leaving little to be identified and nothing for the family and friends of the lost to properly put to rest.
This heinous crime of denying proper burials alone may well have inspired such a set of laws to be passed, as proper burial is something even the enemies of Kanda are granted! Not terribly long after, more Elephant Laws were passed prohibiting the use of violence against or through Elephants even for entertainment, as an otherwise rousing day of animal slaughter in the arena was tragically ruined by 5 elephants begging for their lives from the crowd just as Humania would themselves do were they wrongly sentenced to death.
It occured to all civilized Kandia that Elephants are sweet beasts.
There is, after all, even a song about it!
And that song is rather specific!
We ALL Remember from our childhood! Elephants swim and run and trumpet and carry people.
They haul goods.
They give children rides.
They make noise and fling water all around.
Elephants dance and elephants stand and do tricks and throw things!
They pull down trees and "I've never seen one pull a plough but it's not illegal anyhow!"
And they're "Too Happy To Hurt!" But the song is ALSO very specific on more!
Elephants can do ALL of these things... but they DON'T fight!
They Don't Stomp.
They Don't Charge.
They Don't Wreck The Enemy Barge.
They Don't Jump. (They Just Can't... Terribly Sad, Really...)
They Don't Punch.
They Don't Kick.
They Don't Flatten The Enemy.
They Don't Throw Spears!
They Don't Throw People!
"Elephants Don't Fight!" But, Of Course, We ALL Know The Song!
This law has held strong for over a thousand years and, throughout even the worst of conflicts, no Kandia has ever had to break it nor call in allies that use elephants to aid them!
Requiring such thoughtful, peaceable beasts to perform such violent acts is not only uncivilized but serves only as punctuation to the wanton endangerment of the young children, non-performance slaves and helpless women of Soterri! This Document Only Shows That Elephants Were Used In The Battle Of Matriarch And Women, Children And Slaves WERE Armed Not Only Against The Daroba Savages That Set Upon Them But Against Kanda's Dearest And Most Sacred Laws; Those Concerning The Sanctity Of Dignity, Family, Decency And Civilization As A Whole! And If The People Of Soterri Cannot Maintain Their Dearest Laws In Times Of War...
How May They Call Themselves Kandia In Times Of Peace?
Public Reaction
The Public largely celebrated the spectacular victory of a far flung Kandia colony against astronomical odds with the help of underdogs and unsuspected allies.
However, Ta Thinal has gone completely insane with conflict over the entire event; breaking into squabbling factions and seeking out their own private agendas over the matter. Because of The Battle Of Matriarch and reports like this one there has been VIOLENCE in Ta Thinal for the first time in over twenty years... and it happened to involve over a hundred Thinalaria punching and kicking each other in an outraged brawl on the marble!
Perhaps MORE Shocking, Ta Kandar has become personally interested and has vowed that no expense will be spared to get to the bottom of this; almost seeming to those who know him to be in a feverish state of giddy excitement! Numerous Scurrilia from around the empire have converged on Ta Thinal to voice their complaints and opinions over the potential havoc this may put the legal system through!
Over half of the highest rungs of the Empire's Kensaria have also made themselves heard; taken extended leave from their activities to discuss the potential consequences of the battle and its implications on the Kandia idea of Personhood within the walls of the capital, as the logistics of such things naturally fall on their shoulders! The Council Of Exotic Peoples has had to quell potential riots in the streets by the minorities of Kanda, who scream for public recognition of the conflict in Soterri and demand a Grand Public Celebration for The True Heroes Of Kanda; Unamakhalu War Lola and N'Golla The Wise!
Worse yet, they demand that one such True Hero MUST make a public appearance; a near impossibility from over five thousand miles away on such short notice. The sole sponsor of the Soterri Expedition, Thinalar Philanthropus Domitiad Magnomus "Generositas" has voiced his personal stupefaction at what many perceive to be a needless waste of Kandia life and a flagrant disregard for ancestral laws while, at the same time, managing to gracefully offer congratulations and encouragement to those who survived the conflict; thankful that most survived. In support of the fighting men of Kanda and all those suffering the harsh living conditions of Soterri, Trueborn Daughter of the Kandar Aurelina Lucusad Nervantonin has announced a "Kandia Women's Migration" to bring hundreds of thousands of enterprising Kandia women to Soterri "As Reward For Their Unbreakable Loyalty To Kanda Through The Most Traumatic Of Conflicts!"
Commandeering a recently failed "Noble's Migration" and footing the rest of the bill out of her own pocket, Aurelina and four of her bastard sisters hope to turn the now "Safe" Longo Soterri into Kanda's newest international trade hub; using the now "Settled" ports of Soterri for their original purpose of opening up transit to The Distant West once again!
Furthermore, all five of the royal daughters hope to breath life back into Ta Fanusia Hyanus with the increased trade and necessary traffic through their waters to reach Soterri. In the brief time since The Battle Of Matriarch fights have broken out in the streets from Entwi to Ta Geta over the conflict over five thousand miles away.
Is Jonathan Mondragon: The Maiden Of Health a War Hero?
A War Criminal?
Both?!
NEITHER?!
Regardless of whether or not Jonathan Mondragon "Did Nothing Wrong" SOMEONE must get sent to the chopping block over this egregious legal oversight!
However, Ta Thinal has gone completely insane with conflict over the entire event; breaking into squabbling factions and seeking out their own private agendas over the matter. Because of The Battle Of Matriarch and reports like this one there has been VIOLENCE in Ta Thinal for the first time in over twenty years... and it happened to involve over a hundred Thinalaria punching and kicking each other in an outraged brawl on the marble!
Perhaps MORE Shocking, Ta Kandar has become personally interested and has vowed that no expense will be spared to get to the bottom of this; almost seeming to those who know him to be in a feverish state of giddy excitement! Numerous Scurrilia from around the empire have converged on Ta Thinal to voice their complaints and opinions over the potential havoc this may put the legal system through!
Over half of the highest rungs of the Empire's Kensaria have also made themselves heard; taken extended leave from their activities to discuss the potential consequences of the battle and its implications on the Kandia idea of Personhood within the walls of the capital, as the logistics of such things naturally fall on their shoulders! The Council Of Exotic Peoples has had to quell potential riots in the streets by the minorities of Kanda, who scream for public recognition of the conflict in Soterri and demand a Grand Public Celebration for The True Heroes Of Kanda; Unamakhalu War Lola and N'Golla The Wise!
Worse yet, they demand that one such True Hero MUST make a public appearance; a near impossibility from over five thousand miles away on such short notice. The sole sponsor of the Soterri Expedition, Thinalar Philanthropus Domitiad Magnomus "Generositas" has voiced his personal stupefaction at what many perceive to be a needless waste of Kandia life and a flagrant disregard for ancestral laws while, at the same time, managing to gracefully offer congratulations and encouragement to those who survived the conflict; thankful that most survived. In support of the fighting men of Kanda and all those suffering the harsh living conditions of Soterri, Trueborn Daughter of the Kandar Aurelina Lucusad Nervantonin has announced a "Kandia Women's Migration" to bring hundreds of thousands of enterprising Kandia women to Soterri "As Reward For Their Unbreakable Loyalty To Kanda Through The Most Traumatic Of Conflicts!"
Commandeering a recently failed "Noble's Migration" and footing the rest of the bill out of her own pocket, Aurelina and four of her bastard sisters hope to turn the now "Safe" Longo Soterri into Kanda's newest international trade hub; using the now "Settled" ports of Soterri for their original purpose of opening up transit to The Distant West once again!
Furthermore, all five of the royal daughters hope to breath life back into Ta Fanusia Hyanus with the increased trade and necessary traffic through their waters to reach Soterri. In the brief time since The Battle Of Matriarch fights have broken out in the streets from Entwi to Ta Geta over the conflict over five thousand miles away.
Is Jonathan Mondragon: The Maiden Of Health a War Hero?
A War Criminal?
Both?!
NEITHER?!
Regardless of whether or not Jonathan Mondragon "Did Nothing Wrong" SOMEONE must get sent to the chopping block over this egregious legal oversight!
Legacy
This Particular Document Has Stirred Extreme Concern Over The Potential Repercussions Of Acknowledging Elephants With Personhood In Light Of A Millennium Old Set Of Laws Otherwise Protecting Them And Forbidding Their Use In Violent Affairs.
IF The Words Of This Document Are Found To Be True It Could Imply The Addition Of Elephants Into The Ranks Of The Council Of Exotic Peoples And Inspire Considerable More Contemplation On Animal Rights In Kanda.
Perhaps More Concerning, It Would Require Many Old Laws Regarding Animals And Their Relations With Humans To Be Revisited In Ta Thinal Do Kanda; Causing GREAT Strain On The Otherwise Comfortable Present Status Quo.
IF The Words Of This Document Are Found To Be True It Could Imply The Addition Of Elephants Into The Ranks Of The Council Of Exotic Peoples And Inspire Considerable More Contemplation On Animal Rights In Kanda.
Perhaps More Concerning, It Would Require Many Old Laws Regarding Animals And Their Relations With Humans To Be Revisited In Ta Thinal Do Kanda; Causing GREAT Strain On The Otherwise Comfortable Present Status Quo.
Type
Report, Military
Medium
Vellum / Skin
Authoring Date
Day Of Earth, Preserving 27, 1632
Ratification Date
Day Of Scholars, Preserving 29, 1632
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