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WARNING THIS IS SATIRE AND SAM DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A JOKE ARTICLE.
NOT FOR CATHOLICS.
Structure
BARON is the highest rank, followed by BAROn, then BARon, then BAron, then Baron, then baron,then baron, then baron.
Culture
They are all called Baron Trunb and are all non-binary. They advocate for all alt-left politics and are anarchist abolitionists. They were silenced by their ancestor - Donald Trunb, however, they are now a loud and thriving community of extremists. They all wear crop tops, skirts, and flower crowns and they all post on tumblr boards and idolise Ted Bundy. They are sea faring to isolate themselves from the cruel, racist, homophobic, transphobic, abelist, agephobic, misogynistic, triggering world. They live in a utopia called Tumblr which is a mass of rafts and boats that float along the ocean, avoiding coasts as much as possible. They are all vegan except for honey. They have a lot of bee hives and flower gardens as well as psych wards and therapists offices.
Public Agenda
They want to live in an anarchist world without a governing body. They also want to abolish many things, like money and gender and prejudice and prison and air conditioning and stereotypes and the class system.
Assets
They are currently at a population of 10,000 people trained to kill with nun chucks. they made apache attack helicopters and have a small fleet of about 15 of them. They all have brass knuckles and katanas. They also have blowdarts, hangliders, and tar bombs.
History
They started in the year 7 ACE by Baron Trunb . Ever since then at least one member in the Trunb family has had children all named Baron Trunb who were sent to this "institution". People throughout time have also joined into Roblox by finding Tumblr and kinda vibing with their values. They then change their name to Baron Trunb and identify as non-binary and they are a member. People can leave too.
Demography and Population
They have a population of 10,000 and live on a 2km2 platform. Their home, Tumblr, is very tall and has many levels with some outstanding platforms around the base for farms as well as raised farms on the roof for emergencies. There is a fairly balanced population pyramid as they kidnap enough children to balance out the death rate. There are a lot less males and females in the population because they are all non-binary.
Territories
They don't really have any territory as they don't want to upset anyone however, they do ravage cities and try to "punish" any right wing authoritarian politics by assassinating many political leaders. They are in a bit of a quiet spot now but perhaps they are planning something.
Military
They have 15 attack helicopters and all members can kill with their nun chucks, katanas, brass knuckles and blowdarts . They have many towers where they hanglide off, airdropping targets with themselves, itching powder or hot tar.
Technological Level
They are fairly advanced, basically on the same level as all other places in pentos though they do know far more about nutrition and aviation.
Agriculture & Industry
They have many rafts dedicated to farms, mostly plant farms like fields and orchards. They are large wide rafts on the back end of tumblr and has a rotational staff of everyone. There are also some sheep farms for wool and many bee hives scattered around the entire structure. They are the best at making crop tops, flower crowns, fishnets, hair dyes, reusable cups, face paint, and alternative accessories.
Education
They all just talk to each other and spout everything they know. People tend to learn a lot from the constant flow of activism being spread in common areas. They also take children to interview people about things and give them books and access to tumblr boards.
Ethics
They are very ethical and like to keep the environment as it is. They developed a system using mirrors to transfer sunlight inside so they could grow trees for their "safe spaces". They do not like it when people abuse things like workers and children and animals. They help the elderly live comfortably but kill them if they express outdated ideologies.
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Founding Date
7
Type
Illicit, Terrorist group
Training Level
Elite
Veterancy Level
Decorated/Honored
Demonym
Baron Trunb
Leader Title
Government System
Anarchy
Power Structure
Unitary state
Economic System
Gift economy
Currency
None because money doesn't exist.
Legislative Body
Everyone decides on laws via voting on Tumblr. However the overeaching BARON has the final say on things.
Judicial Body
Everyone keeps track of laws. If someone breaks a law just push them off the edge of Tumblr.
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