Beware the Fish Man

"Should we be concerned?"
"I dunno, maybe? To be fair, this is one of those wacky sites full of bull shit stories. This dude also 'predicted' that the moon would fall from the sky last month. We're still here, so..."

This prophetic column appeared on the front page of a popular tabloid website. It was written by an elderly human male who claims to be a wizard with divining abilities. No one is certain of his credibility. It foretells of danger and acts as a potential plot hook for this quest.

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Beware the Fish Man

Attention readers, I have even more horrid news!
My recent divination sessions revealed a vile plot that I must share. A month from now, on the 24th at 7 PM, the annual Palace banquet will end in ruin! The shadowy figure known as The Fish Man will deploy some of his henchmen to do this dirty work.
I tried contacting the upper management to convince them to cancel the feast. I was laughed at before they promptly hung up on me. Can you believe that?! This is a real concern and I'm simply trying to look out for everyone.
Please, if anyone reading this is attending the banquet and don't want to cancel: DO NOT ORDER ANY OF THE FISH DISHES! I can only hope somebody out there can stop those hooligans before they give an entire ship food poisoning or death.
Stay safe out there readers. Remember, the moon still has potential to fall as well. I will be posted by my trusty radio scanning the frequencies for more information and signs.

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Type

Tabloid Column

Medium

Digital

Year Published

912

Author

Ozax Silverquill