Boo: Your guide to the afterlife

"Being dead is not all bad. Think about it... No taxes, no bills, and you never have to worry about embarassing yourself in public. Again.

— Boo, your guide to the Afterlife

Introduction

You don't have to be scared. Death is merely a new beginning.. The Goddesses of Death, in all their wisdom made sure you will not be alone in this new journey. Meet Boo, your guide to the afterlife!. You can trust him to show you around and explain everything you need to know about the Underworld now that you are here. Whether you’re destined for the luminous halls of Astralyn or the shadowy depths of Noxaria, Boo’s here to make sure you get where you must. So relax, take a deep breath (metaphorically speaking, of course), and let Boo do what he does best.

Who (or What) is Boo

As a psychopomp, Boo serves an essential role in the Underworld: guiding souls through their journey in the mysterious realm of the dead. Tasked with ensuring each soul reaches its proper destination, Boo’s work is part of a delicate balance maintained between the realms of Astralyn and Noxaria.

Unlike most psychopomps, who are stoic and impartial, Boo is uniquely expressive and flamboyant. Though his methods might be unconventional, his knowledge of the Underworld is unparalleled, and he takes his duty seriously; when he feels like it. Souls under his guidance often find his demeanor to be a curious mix of helpful and irritating. Whether you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to explain why that wraith is staring at you, Boo’s got you covered.

Boo as a Mortal

Before becoming a psychopomp, Boo lived as a mortal bard who traveled the lands of Kena’an. Renowned for his storytelling and musical talent, Boo had a knack for captivating audiences wherever he went. His mortal life, however, was as chaotic as his afterlife persona suggests, filled with grand adventures, questionable decisions, and a propensity for trouble.

The exact circumstances of Boo’s death are a topic of debate. While he describes it as a heroic sacrifice, records (and rumors) suggest a far less dignified end-one involving an ill-advised juggling act, a tavern full of drunken spectators, and some surprisingly flammable fruit.

Regardless of the specifics, Boo’s legacy endured through the songs and stories passed down after his death, making him a familiar name in bardic circles. In the afterlife, Boo continues to weave tales of his exploits, whether as a way to inspire others or simply to entertain himself.

Appearance

"I swear, the worst part of this job is the way I look! Nobody warned me that psychopomps are shorter than halflings. Talk about the ultimate sacrifice! I used to be two meters tall and built like a hero, and now? Now I’m stuck with a bag of bones for a body. Truly tragic."

— Boo, your guide to the Afterlife

Appearing as a skeletal figure cloaked in shadow, Boo’s presence is eerie yet strangely charismatic. His bony frame is draped in tattered robes that shimmer faintly, reflecting the ethereal glow of the Underworld. A faint, ghostly, blue light emanates from his eye sockets, flickering like dying embers- a stark contrast to his lively personality.

Despite his skeletal appearance, Boo carries himself with theatrical flair, gesturing dramatically as he speaks and somehow managing to seem larger than life. His distinctive staff, carved from a silvery wood and topped with a glowing shard of crystal, serves as a prop in his performances.

Personality

Boo is an enigma wrapped in sarcasm, charm, and the occasional existential crisis. Despite his skeletal form, he brims with life- well, as much life as a psychopomp can have. His personality is a mix of theatrical flair, witty humor, and a penchant for pushing buttons. He often acts as though he’s the only one who truly understands the chaos around him.

Above all, Boo is a performer at heart. His dramatic gestures and snarky commentary turn every encounter into a show, whether he's guiding a soul or complaining about his job. While he can be dismissive and sardonic, Boo has a soft spot for those in need- he’s just not going to make a big deal out of it. Beneath the cynicism, there’s a soul (well, former soul) who deeply cares about the journey of others, even if he won’t admit it.

Fun Facts About Boo

Boo’s Journal of Last Words

Boo has a strange habit of keeping a journal, filled with the most memorable and bizarre last words he’s heard from those who passed through the Underworld. Some are poignant, some are hilarious, and some are just outright absurd.

Glowbug, The Stardust Cat

Despite Boo’s protests, he is the reluctant caretaker of a Stardust Cat named Glowbug, who follows him everywhere. Boo refuses to admit she’s his pet, but when no one is looking, he makes sure she’s well-fed and cared for.

Boo’s Unlikely Collection

Boo has a curious habit of collecting odd and forgotten objects he finds in the Underworld. From enchanted trinkets to withered bones and clean, shinny skulls, he’s often seen with a new mysterious item tucked away in his cloak.

"My job? Oh, I’m just the cosmic janitor. Sweeping up the messes left by squabbling goddesses and hapless souls like you."

— Boo, your guide to the Afterlife

Divine Classification

Psychopomp

Alignment

Neutral (with a twist)

Current Status

Guide in the Underworld

Current Location

Underworld

Age

Unknown

Date of Birth

Unknown

Current Residence

Underworld

Eyes

Shining Blue

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Alabaster Skeleton

Height

1 m

Belief/Deity

Siona & Zinxa

Boo's Best Friend

Glowbug: Boo's Stardust Cat

"What? Glowbug? Oh, no, no, no! She's not my pet, okay? She just... follows me around for some reason. I have no idea why. I definitely don’t care about her fluffy, glowing fur or those big, innocent eyes. Pfft, it’s not like I ever sneak her treats when nobody’s looking. And I don’t let her curl up next to me because I need the warmth, okay? I just... I'm just... doing my job! That’s it! I’m not a softy. She’s not my pet, just... an inconveniently persistent shadow. That's all."

-Boo, for his stardust cat, Glowbug.

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"My favorite journal entry? Well, if I had to choose one, it's this:
"Let's split up! We'll cover more ground that way."
Really? Are you seriously going to split the party? Classic mistake. You’d think they’d learn by now...”

— Boo, your guide to the Afterlife