CEO of the universe

"Listen, I could be like you, but I won't. I could torture my employees and become an epitome of cruelty, but I don't. I'm a CEO, and your boss too. Tormenting people by sitting them at a desk is just funnier, and really other than souls, a good laugh is what I'm usually after. Now, you agreed to employment when I helped you retain power, but I did tell you you should have gotten the insurance plan, but you didn't. I believe now though you have some paperwork to file, you'll find it on your desk." - Zartor to Gaius Julius Caesar during a job interview

Duties

the CEO of the universe is the title held by Zartor. Whereas other god-like entities in his place much like him go for titles like god-emperor or galactic king, Zartor gave his title the name CEO of the universe, which is surprisingly underwhelming and modest for the embodiment of megalomania. The CEO of the universe is essentially the one at the head of a pyramid scheme of galactic proportions. They will lure investors in with grand promises, which Zartor can grant with his god-like powers, and then lock them in a vague contract for their soul which dictates that they will be absorbed in his company for eternity.

Type

Self proclaimed

Status

In effect

Form of Address

Boss

Source of Authority

Contractual agreements

Length of Term

∞

Current Holders

• Zartor

Related Locations

• Zartor's office void

Related Organizations

• His Office