Joyce's Juice
Joyce's Juice offers a cornucopia of various potions both at the primary location as well as some that have been able to be mass produced. These items are staples from the primary store in Goldier.
Healing and Restoration Potions
- Revivafizz: A carbonated healing potion that restores hit points and stamina, with a refreshing citrus kick. However, it briefly makes the drinker burp out glowing mist for an hour. Although not as potent as a potion of healing, it does offer 1d4 + 2 HP.
- Blood Booster Elixir: A thick, iron-rich red potion that restores blood loss and fortifies endurance. Popular among fighters and frontline adventurers granting them advantage on constitution saving throws for 1 hour.
- Dawnfire Draught: A rare concoction that instantly warms the body, cures frostbite and removes 1 level of exhaustion. It has a spicy cinnamon taste and briefly makes the drinker’s breath visible like dragon smoke.
Combat and Enhancement Potions
- Drake’s Spit : A fiery potion that temporarily grants fire resistance and makes the drinker’s exhaled breath hot enough to warm their hands or melt ice. However, spicy foods consumed afterward ignite in the stomach, causing mild discomfort.
- Trollbane Tonic: A potent anti-regeneration formula designed specifically to prevent trolls from regenerating wounds. Also effective against werewolves and certain undead. Tastes like garlic, sulfur, and victory.
- Prowler’s Extract : Grants heightened agility (advantage on dexterity saves), 60 feet of dark vision, and silent movement (advantage on stealth checks) for an hour. However, whiskers may temporarily grow on the drinker’s face, and they might feel an urge to chase small objects.
Wellness and Energy Boosters
- Chilled Clarity: A cool, minty elixir that eliminates mental fatigue and clears the mind, helping with focus and meditation and giving advantage on wisdom-based checks for 1 hour. Side effect: Causes drinkers to see faint magical auras for a short time.
- Zap Zinger: A popular energy drink-style potion that boosts speed and reaction time for 1 minute allowing them to take 2 reactions per round. Tastes like electrified citrus and makes hair stand on end for half an hour.
- Golden Gullet: A thick, honey-flavored tonic that soothes sore throats, repairs vocal cords, and enhances voice projection. Used by bards, diplomats, and auctioneers. Sometimes causes a faint golden glow in the throat when speaking and grants the user 1 hour use of the cantrip Thaumaturgy.
Specialty and Luxury Potions
- Eldertwine Reserve: A high-end, vintage potion-wine hybrid, aged with magical herbs that enhance relaxation, memory recall, and insight. Often served at high-society gatherings. It grants advantage on insight checks for 1 hour.
- Seraph’s Kiss: A rare potion that briefly grants levitation for 10 minutes and a soft glowing aura, often bought for romantic events or dramatic entrances. Side effect: Drinkers might uncontrollably sing when overly emotional.
- Joyce’s Ultimate Cure-All: A legendary healing potion, rumored to instantly cure all ailments, remove curses, and fully restore the body. It is extremely rare, incredibly expensive, and even Joyce won’t say if it’s real or not.
Joyce's Juice is going big and going into your homes! We are producing our products to be sold all over, so look out at taverns, markets, and even restaurants near you! We've heard your wants and needs, and we are proud to announce that we are shipping the following products (more to come!) right now.
Revivafizz: Now being bottled in various flavors from fruits to veggies for easier consumption! You still get that same mist effect!
Zap Zinger: We're aware of your on-the-go lifestyles and adventurers, so we have bottled our famous Zap Zinger in easy to consume shots. No need to worry about potion bottles anymore! The container is even bio-degradable so you can drink, drop, and go for a round!
Chilled Clairity: We heard you scholars and academics! Chilled Clairity is headed your way to schools, guilds, and institutions at a discounted rate! Clear your mind and study hard as you chill with clairity!
Golden Gullet: For the entertainers in our lives, we've created small one-time limited uses of our Golden Gullet! Want to impress the ladies with your amazing voice, well this is the drink for you? Have a sore throat, but can't see a cleric, doctor, or healer? Just drink this! (side effects may vary, may cause yodeling with speech for a short time)
Trollbane Tonic: Let's not forget all you adventurers out there questing and running into Trolls! We'll ship you this directly and even send mercenaries to deliver it out to the field to you for a small additional fee! Of course, each bottle comes with our signature tagline: "End a troll's day--permanently".
We are working diligently to bring you new and wonderful products! On our roadmap we're working on Drake's Spit, Prowler's Extract, and even some new ones that can only be found at the shop in Goldier like the Gremlin's Delight and for you trickers and pranksters the Wildcard Tincture!
Architecture
The exterior is a vibrant storefront covered in alchemy symbols, glowing potion vials, and half-burnt wooden signage from past accidents. The windows are lined with bubbling vials, enchanted liquids, and handwritten signs like: “Side effects may apply” and “Ask before touching.” Above the door a large, crooked sign reading “Joyce’s Juice”, occasionally sparking with leftover enchantment residue.
Inside the shop there are shelves overflowing with potions in color-coded flasks, labeled in Joyce’s rushed handwriting along with a messy but organized workbench, featuring half-mixed ingredients, active experiments, and magical stains of unknown origin. Despite the chaotic look, the shop runs like clockwork, maintaining its alchemy-first, business-second atmosphere, much like Joyce herself.
History
Founded in 4207 in Goldier, Joyce’s Juice began as a small alchemy shop in the small town of Goldier , created by Joyce Brimidor after she retired from adventuring. With a knack for experimentation and a wild approach to potion-making, she quickly built a reputation for having a “potion for anything”, attracting travelers, adventurers, and curious locals alike.
As word of mouth spread, the shop’s unconventional yet highly effective potions made it one of the most popular alchemy establishments in Goldier. Over time, her work expanded beyond traditional healing elixirs, and in 4219, she began developing specialized health-focused drinks, pioneering a new industry of vitamin-restoring, mineral-replenishing potions. This led her to partner with Windbury - The Technical City to automate production, making Joyce’s Juice a worldwide brand.
Despite this expansion, the original shop in Goldier remains operational, serving as a landmark for tourists, alchemists, and longtime customers eager to see where the brand began.
Tourism
Joyce’s Juice is now a major tourist attraction in Goldier. Travelers visit the original storefront to witness the chaotic workspace, purchase signature potions, and maybe catch a glimpse of Joyce herself—if she’s not lost in a new experiment. Visitors can try experimental brews (with liability waivers, of course). A section of the store is dedicated to Joyce’s personal vendetta against trolls, selling anti-regeneration tonics, firebomb potions, and “Troll Bane” elixirs. Many adventurers and scholars stop by, hoping to learn from Joyce’s unconventional techniques, but most leave with either a fantastic potion—or a mild explosion stain on their clothes.
Home base! Come see us in Goldier!
Our newly formed production facility based of out Windbury - The Technical City !
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