The Boss of Secret Agency

Everyone knows about Glitter God, Satan, fairies and Satan’s priests. But there is an entity that may be almost as powerful as Glitter God and Satan. He is a mysterious entity that many may not be fully aware of, but controls more of the world than anyone realizes. This, of course, is the boss of the secret agency. Presumably, each of the agencies has its own boss, but as far as we know it could all be one person.

Who is he?

The Boss of the Secret Agency is a very mysterious figure, possibly unknown even to the agents working at the agency. Throughout the Big Book of Lame Jokes and DANGER COMIC he only appears as a hand showing the cards with text he intends to say, while he never seems to actually speak. We never see the rest of him, and it’s debatable whether the agents talking to him even see him, or if he stays hidden in shadows. There is one episode showing him to be dressed up as the sock monster, but that episode is really up for debate.

Anyway, we can fairly safely assume that he is a half blank character, much like the agents, and is chosen for his position by Glitter God and Satan themselves.

What does he do?

As the boss of the secret agency, he controls everything that goes on in the secret agency. He’s in charge of all of the agents, what they do, and everything that goes on. The agency’s main purpose is to observe all that goes on in the world and pay attention to anything out of the ordinary. This could be anything from the suspicious activity of the citizens to any strange and unexplained events. When anything like this happens, the agents bring it to the boss's attention and he decides what to do about it. These things may be more important than people realize. Our world could be threatened at any moment and it’s up to the agency and its boss to stop all the threats before people would become aware of them.

In addition, the boss is one of the few people who may speak directly to Glitter God and Satan. He reports to them about any event that may be important to them and personally hands over the people who may need to be judged by them.

Apart from that, he probably spends most of his days ominously sitting in the shadow of his office, and pouring over all the information from the world that he might find intriguing. He always has to be on top of everything, as he is, in reality, the one who is pulling all the strings from the shadows. While it is impossible for any one person to know everyone and everything, the boss is the closest person to have that kind of knowledge. He has to have at least some basic idea of who everyone in his district is and what they are capable of. Because of this very few crimes actually go unpunished in our world; it’s nearly impossible to escape the watchful eye of the agency and its boss.