It's Not Polite To Bring A Gun To A Knife Fight
Anything Goes?
T@Ö#Ä3 is well known to be a rather sketchy place, and the further east you go, weirder things get. And it’s on the far east, right on the border with Wasteland where you’ll find a town named “It’s not polite to bring a gun to a knife fight”. Coincidentally, the name of this town is also the only rule that needs to be followed in this area, other than that this is known as a town where everything goes.
The town is pretty much the same as any town you’ll find in T@Ö#Ä3; tall metal skyscrapers with slanted roofs, grey sky with black sun and unpleasant dry heat. Being here feels like you’re about to get stabbed at any moment, but don’t worry, it’s not as likely as it seems. People here prefer to enjoy themselves and partake in a variety of activities just bordering on illegal. You are well advised to bring a knife, just in case.
Drug MLMs
This town may be best known as a home to many multi level marketing companies that primarily sell drugs. These are based on the idea of a person buying a supply of drugs from their upline, and selling them forward to their downline for profit. You might not expect it, but actually doing drugs is rare and rather frowned upon - why frivolously use up your supply that you could sell forward for profit?
Gambling
Gambling is quite popular here as well, but watch out, the stakes can be pretty high. Here’s no clean gambling with only the money you’re willing to put in, like in Ä+*4~, people here have been known to bet their internal organs and lose them too.These then get sold forward through the organ black market, but hey, you may have just saved someone’s life like this so don’t feel too bad. Just make sure not to bet any too vital organs.
Neon Maze
This town is also known for its underground district called Neon Maze. It is located under the town, and as the name suggests it’s a maze of streets lit up by neon lights of the shops along the street. Here you’ll find everything from drug shops, to strip clubs to so-called “butchers” who will gladly take any of your spare internal organs. Though their name sounds kinda brutal, they are highly professional; you will get the most money from a well preserved and functioning kidney and in order to get one you must provide a sterile environment and a safe procedure for your client. As of right now, our world doesn’t have any actual legal way to trade organs and this is seen as an extreme last resort solution. You can and should always get a new organ from Glitter God though your local fairy. This tends to be a lot more expensive though, so people do what they have to to survive.
But don’t get too hung up on these bleak and gory scenarios, there’s plenty of fun stuff to do and find here. Grab a bottle of XXXX, catch a pole dance show with your buddies and blow your savings on a dice game! Do make sure to get some weighted dice fist though, you’re not a square are you?
Comments