The League of Chinchillas: A Wolf in Chinchilla's Clothing

"Hey, Shelby," Prodigious Girl called back as she made her way into the store. She couldn't be distracted with idle chitchat, she was on a mission. But as she passed the terrariums, she froze as she felt a shiver run up her spine, almost as though she was in the presence of evil.

Ultimate evil.

On her guard, her eyes darted this way and that, feeling as though her Prodigious Sense might be warning her of danger. If she had one. (Which she probably didn't.) Still, she could almost feel something creeping up on her, something malevolent, something dark, something...

Uuurp she burped.

"Ugh. Gotta lay off those burritos. Oh, here we go," she said as she grabbed an item off the shelf and returned to the cashier with her purchase.

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Synopsis

Behold, true believer, from the world of Identity Crisis, the team up that absolutely nobody demanded! Or even conceived of! Seriously, not even the infinite monkey theorem could have predicted this story! When the legendary League of Chinchillas meets the astonishing AquaFish, it's a thrilling, spine-tingling, senses-shattering tale that makes Homer's Odyssey look like dog puke! Cleanup on Aisle 3 for...adventure!

Starring

Main Characters

The League of Chinchillas

• Master Chin, wizened mentor of the chinchillas
• Captain Chinchilla, the melodramatic leader
• Chinchilla Lass / Star Chinchilla, the perky "heart" of the team
• SaberChin, the fierce and challenging fighter
• Wonder Chinchilla, a cool-headed warrior with some questions

The AquaFish

• GoldFish-1, the brash young leader
• Angelfish, a mysterious heroine with psychic abilities
• Bettafish, a tough as nails fighter and gifted mechanic
• Ghost Shrimp, an enigmatic hero who can turn invisible

Antagonists

• Doctor Frog, an evil poison dart frog with dreams of conquest
• Insolent Cur, Doctor Frog's easygoing assistant
• Professor Budgie (cameo), an evil winged mastermind
• Cecil (cameo), Professor Budgie's eager helper

Civilians

• Shelby, works the cash register, oblivious to the grand life-and-death struggles that surround her
• Josh, who's getting tired of all the cleanups on Aisle 3

Cameos/Mentions

• Marco, the absentee manager
• Prodigious Girl

Groups/Organizations

• The AquaFish
• The League of Chinchillas

Locations / Geography

• Faraday City
• Petco - Faraday City
• The Habitat (Chinchilla base)

Items and Equipment

• The AquaTank
• Oxygen Regulators

Significant World Events

• None

Genre: Comedy
Rating: G
Year Published: 2017
Word count: 3k

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• Fictionmania / BigCloset