NEM 220618 - Tomato-Based DnD

Welcome to Never-Ending Musings! A weekly collection of thoughts from SK Kage.

There's an old adage I like to think of:

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in fruit salad.

However, there's some corollaries to consider:

Charisma is convincing others tomatoes make fruit salad better.
Constitution is eating a tomato fruit salad without grimacing.
Dexterity is picking out the rest of the tomatoes.
Strength is hucking the salad back at its creator.

- SK

Tomato Tulips

Here at Tomato Tulips, we take the vibrant head of chitin wheat and use its exquisite mana to grow the most energy-dense tomatoes in Turan. Exquisitely delicious!
None of this makes sense. They can be good tomatoes, but they'll have as much mana as any other mushed vegetable.

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