Lod'Nui'randari

The Secret Order of Nuran

"This organization does not exist. There are no members of this organization and anyone who believes that this order exists is just a foolish child. It would be better to take your silly theories, write them down, cut that into little snippets, and then put them in baked items to sell on the street as little prophecies about the future, to the poor guileless citizens who want to believe in strange animals, fancy and children's stories."
Priest Jerli'Obsark, Orc, of Durian.

"And if you believe that, then you are truly guileless and want to believe in the strange, fancy and children's stories."
Strange and timely response in Pamphlet 21.

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Of course this organization exists.

Structure

Completely does not have any. How many times do you need to be told. This organization doesn't exist. Let it go.

Culture

By the skirt of the Devouring Mother!
Culture? How can this non-existent organization/religion have a culture. Stop it. You're just being ridiculous.

Mythology & Lore

None, but if you really really want to know.....
Okay....fine, you've convinced me.
In the beginning there was a donkey. It was fat. Whoa... really fat. Knock over a whole lot of other donkey's fat to get some food, kinda donkey. Anyway .... This donkey was eating the stars and leaving big donkey poos (huge... sticky and stinky) in the universe. Our poo is the poo of Az'atla, with two smaller poos. And, one really being poo we named Devouring Mother. Its a poo, not a mother. But, don't tell anyone, they won't believe you. Especially, about the Donkey Lord.
And, then a large orc came to scoop up the poops cause the universe has a janitorial service run by gnomes, and the gnomes like to make orc's scoop poop. So, up the scoop our poop went, and we joined all the poops in the universal poop bag.
The lesson?
The whole universe is in the poop bag.
the end.

Divine Origins

The Ass of the Donkey Lord.

Cosmological Views

From the poop shoot, to the poop scoop, to the poop bag. That's the whole thing.

Tenets of Faith

none. Seriously.

Worship

none. The questions are getting old.

Priesthood

The Head Poop Speaker?

Granted Divine Powers

Poopiness.

Political Influence & Intrigue

none.

Sects

none.

None, or perhaps - "Nothing must be left to chance."

None. This organization doesn't exist. - None. This organization never existed, so how could it be dissolved? What's wrong with you?

Alternative Names

None. Really.

Training Level

Untrained

Veterancy Level

Decorated/Honored