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Jihmmy Two-Tooth

Leader of the heroic adventuring guild hailing from the Isles of Orlend, the Spunkhearts.

Jihmmy Marrow (a.k.a. Two-Tooth)

Jihmmy Two-Tooth is the current leader of the Spunkhearts guild in Bradstowe, capital city of The Isles of Orlend.  

Taking the Lead

After the events of The Rupture some fifty years ago, the Spunkhearts came into possession of The Hungry Hound as their base of operations after they saved the establishment from an invasion of rifthounds and magic wielding creatures.   After the chaos started to settle down in the city, Jihm quickly rose to the leadership rank of cockerel for being the biggest prick in the guild whilst still holding the responsibility of waking everyone up first thing in the morning to get shit done.   He would somehow rise before everyone else, no matter how much drink he'd managed to consume, and yell at the top of his voice to rally the gang up from their booze-fuelled slumber.   Jihm (known only as Jihmmy) has trouble pronouncing many words and was eventually known as Jihmmy Two-Tooth in his later years for the two yellow stubs of teeth he had left on his bottom row.   Some folks also called him Jihmmy Toot-Toot because he held no shame in letting one rip after a hearty meal.  
Ah Jihmmy's a wrinkly old prick but he's gottah heart o' gold.
(He'll ne'er tell you that, mind.)   He dun't do much 'ese days part from wakin' everyone up an' yellin' at anyone who's late for breakfast.   Bugger me but he's even up before I am! Honestly I don't reckon he ever sleeps!
— Barkeep of The Hungry Hound
Current Location
Species
Ethnicity
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Date of Birth
Falday 13th Darkfall 477 2A
Year of Birth
477 MH 87 Years old
Children
Gender
Male
Aligned Organization
Spunkhearts
Organization | Jan 16, 2023

A group of hearty, hedonistic adventurers hailing from Bradstowe, capital city of Orlend.



Cover image: by TJ Trewin

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Dec 26, 2020 15:29 by J. Thorne

Oh no -- LLOL!

Sep 16, 2021 18:42 by TJ Trewin

toot toot!


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Dec 26, 2020 23:15 by Avalon Arcana

You wrote so little but I can practically picture him -- and I don't like what I see. Really impressive

You should check out the The 5 Shudake, if you want of course.
Sep 16, 2021 18:42 by TJ Trewin

Thank you!


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Dec 27, 2020 18:59 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

I do not like the sound of him... but Jihmmy Toot-Toot made me laugh. XD

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Sep 16, 2021 18:42 by TJ Trewin

Hahaha thanks xD


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