The Scary Scary Cave

That guy that's going to give us money for looking at a cave only told us to watch, but the others all wanted to look inside even though those guys who think I'm a dragon dog said lots of powerful people are in there. Some mushrooms tried to kill Goodnight and almost succeeded. Dreadnought tried to hit me with a spell and did attack Chill. He has either attacked or tried to attack pretty much all of us at this point, and I wonder if he's a secret bad guy. I'm going to keep an eye on him.
 
Frulum was in there and she said, "Let them come to me so I can eat their eyeballs, mwahahah," or something like that. I said we should leave, so everyone went further in! I was scared, but I followed. That dragon man was in the room with Frulum, too. Frulum was cuddled with vines and she died. Winward went right up to the dragon man and said, "Look here, I'm really brave and I'm going to fight you all by myself until you die!" I don't really know if that's what he said because I was pretty scared, but, it sounds right. The dragon guy probably said something like, "Well I was going to fight Zachary again, but he's just a little boy, so, OK, and one day, when I'm stronger I'll find Professor Tycho's Traveling Troupe of Terrors and Titillations and challenge Edo the Ender!" Because probably he didn't expect someone as famous as me to actually be right there. I think that's probably right. Winward was very brave and killed his so fast! As he died the dragon man said, "Wow, that was pretty neat , you should show the Queen," or something like that.