Session 49: An army of golden golems and Passin's return

It's CorellonEmber 10th around 12pm
 
Mystery fire egg has been bought out this morning.
We need to figure out how to collect this cold diamond. It's on the ground
 
Lyra uses mage hand to pick up the cold diamond and we put it into the egg box that Tempest had. It's very warm. . We have the egg out warming on some coals now.
 
Hazel reminds us there should be a lot of treasure here.
 
We look over the map we found here and find a secret entrance where we killed the trex to a cave system. We decide to go check this out. Tempest and Hazel discover they can control both the stone AND clay golems so we have one of each now. Tempest is able to trigger the secret wall entrance with the sigil that he is wearing.
 
We find a bunch of gold ore here, but it is in raw form in carts. If were able to melt it down it would probably be about 1000 gold pieces? We put this in Lyra's portable hole.
 
Tempest finds a magical book on golem making. He can make a single golem with this book. We find a giant golden statue in the wall. Tempest has to break away the wall around it to see it.
 
On it's chest is the dwarvish word "Friend" Tempests finds that this is a golden golem that he can control. We find that there are a bunch of these golems in various rooms/walls. Tempest commands them to break out of the walls and about 100 golems break out of the walls. There are about 100 in each room. (10 rooms)
 
Tempest has 1000 golden golems now....WHAT. THE. ACTUAL FUCK? Is this even real? I think the DM is drunk again. It takes several days to move all of these things out of the cave.
 
It is now CorellonEmber 10th 9am.
 
Lyra communicates with Ash, and the other group succeeded with getting the gold. Avalora got it, but it needs to be marched from Rimstone Reach to the Hammerfall.
 
Randi had to go poop for a minute
 
When she gets back, she learns that while she was gone, Tempest, Hazel and Lufere were debating what to do with the golems. They turn around and Lyra is gone and there is a bold wizard standing there. It's Mordenkainen.
 
Apparently there is some bullshit about him needing to make some kind of change in things. Lyra and Ash are in the Astral plane. Both are confused and don't know what is going on. Old Morty shows up and is like, I just love meddling in things. Here I'll open a portal and get you back to where you need. Ash and Lyra hug and leave, but Ash is now with Lufere and Tempest and Lyra is allegedly at the white party. WTF....The DM really is drunk.
 
Ash catches up with Tempest and Lufere and Hazel. I guess she's stuck here. Lufere and Tempest want to take the golems to deal with Pisou and the whole magic debacle.
 
It is starting to snow, so we decide to gather the army and head to eldoria to get supplies for the cold and let the dwarves know about the gold.
 
We travel for about 5 days until we get to Eldoria.
 
It's CorellonEmber 15th around 10am
 
We find the dwarves and Tempest tells them their gold is being taken to Hammerfall. We decide to accompany them. First we stop by and and purchase winter clothing. We talk to Bethany and she gives us some Galvanian Sage as their supplier has been restored.
 
It takes us a total of 11 days to travel to Hammerfall. We go to where the other group said the gold would be and we see a bunch of war machines with the gold.
 
It's CorellonEmber the 26th 10am.
 
Avalora and Ash have a brief encounter. The dwarves start to move all their gold back into their city. We hang out in Hammerfall for a bit. We realize that Lyra has this party's gold as well as the map they are using.
 
Ash talks to someone and learns that they kicked out the hill dwarves that were here as they blamed them for the gold being stolen. Jo's people have been displaced and the dwarves here don't know where they went.
 
WE trade some soap for a map of this area. Lyra's map would lead us to the shards, but we think if we go see Aezlebov, he can enchant this new map for us.
 
We decide to take the underdark to see Aezlebov. It takes us 7 days to get there.
 
It's the 3rd of PanAelsh 10am.
 
We ask Aezlebov to make us a new map and he agrees. Aezlebov teaches ash how to use Prestidigitation to make beans for red beans and rice in like an hour.
 
Aezlebov tries to take the egg from Tempest. We learn it is a phoenix egg and they can be quite destructive. He says we need to get it back to the fire plane. As they are arguing about it, the egg starts to crack. As it hatches, Tempest uses his Runestone to try and control the phoenix.
 
He fucking crits, and now has a fucking phoenix. What. The. Fuck?!! hahahahaha
 
Lufir ses the map to find the 2 remaining shards and we see one is still in Eldoria. We think to go try and collect that. Ash tries to get Aezlebov to send her back to New Galvania, buat he declines, because he believe she is where she should be.
 
We travel to Eldoria and it takes us 12 more days.
 
It is now the 13th of PanAelsh, roughly 10am.
 
We go to the academy and are able to track down the shard. It's in the temple of shar that was there before. We walk through a secret door and we see Passin. Tempest brings out the other shards in an attempt to lure the shard he has to it. Passin teleports Tempest away and this is where we end.
 
It is now the 13th of PanAelsh, roughly 10am.