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1/11/2025
Q: If you could keep one of us human and the rest turn into muppets, who do you keep? A: Melfine, for the gore factor. Animal or leather jacket-clad Rizzo the Rat would play Geno.
BEGIN SESSION
On the barge, heading towards the fire vagina, I ritually cast Water Breathing. There are 4 ice elementals and 10 water elementals blasting the portal with their respective elements, except one water elemental that is punching a fire elemental back into the portal. I am empowered by Aid and Protection from Evil and Good by Petunia. In combat, Marda and I ride Sylvio up to the frontlines, Petunia generates a Flame Sphere hitting about half of the targets, Melfine does some spooky shit, then Druss laserbeams some things. One of the ice bois turns to water and tries to drown Sylvio, but he doesn't breathe and that one eventually dies. After a brief time, Melfine erupts with light, and her Aasimar wings are now closer to the biblically-accurate angel wings, with way too many eyes all over. Druss kills the last elemental, and Melfine settles into her new celestial nature.
We move away from the reproductive portal, set up camp, and rest. When Druss sets up the fort, lots of long feathers fly from the fabric. The feathers are long steely-grey/blue, very aerodynamic, and they look like Melfine's sister's wings before she fell. They were clearly removed forcefully. Inside, the pillow fort seems the same as ever, but in Druss's muppet murder room, there is a full peregrine falcon body and a woman Druss doesn't know. She's a muppet too, sprawled on the ground with discoloration around wrists and ankles, and evidence of having had wings at some point. Melfine examines the falcon's corpse, since it is real and not a muppet, it died about the same time that Melfine switched aasimar types, and there is a not with the body. "Don't worry, I have a new angel now."
Marda has a weird reaction too, losing her barbarian level and connection to Asmodeus, and becoming weaker. Long rest hasn't happened yet, for reference.
END SESSION
INSP Inventory: +d6, +d6, +d6, +d6, +d8 (V8 joke)
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