George Swiftriver and Richard Purrview

George Swiftriver and Richard Purrview are a pair of mages who live together just outside the city of Shee-ago. Originally students of The Grand College, the pair left the college prior to their graduation due to the critisism they faced during thier studies. Champions of unusual spells, they have continued their experiementations throughout their lives, completing unusual tasks for pay.

George Swiftriver

A talented wild magic sorcerer. Some of his spells include:

• Testicular Torsion: self-explanatory
• Mend Buttcrack: self-explanatory
• Non-Magic Missile: he throws the nearest objects at you
• Greater Colonoscopy/Instantaneous Gnome: self-explanatory
• Summon Lesser Florida: up to interpretation
• Water Walking: the nearest bucket grows legs
• Summon Skeleton: the skeleton is inanimate
• Shock: tells a dirty joke
• Detect Life: detects bacteria
• Shadow Shape: his shadow takes on a strange shape
• Divine intervention: the nearest bush catches on fire
• Mark: summons a dude named Mark

Richard Purrview

A talented wizard. Some of his spells include:

• Cause Bear: summons a bear
• Divine Wood: the nearest piece of wood becomes holy
• Fish: summons hundreds of fish