Sir Aldrick an Aldancia

I am Sir Aldrick an Aldancia, scholar extraodinaire and writer of these chronicles going back to *ahem* "The Far Past, and all the way up to the current epoch. I am a dashing rogue, a humble explorer, and candidly, the only left who can actually make sense of this mess that is History. In an effort to provide a complete volume, I shall provide you the objective details on myself. And I assure you I am fully able to properly separate my own feelings from this account of purely factual (ish) details on myself.

Let me give you the particulars below.