2: Battle of the Treehouse

General Summary

Dear diary,
Today was so weird!
I tried to go to school with my sister but instead of our teacher, there was a talking dog. It told us it was actually a witch named Heckete and she wanted us to go to her house to get her wand back from the magic milk man, Noke.

Then a werewolf came to eat Heckete so we shot it with arrows and stuff. Sirene used blue lasers because she is the chosen one. The werewolf walked right over and clawed me. I totally DIED! What the heck!

When I woke up, I was alive and Heckete took us to her candy house in the woods (so neat!). We saw a bear in an outhouse POOPING (why??) so Kestrel and my sister invented pinecone stink bombs to scare away all the wolves.

We snuck into Heckete's treehouse, no problem. Noke was there and he had gone crazy! He said he used the magic wand to turn all the people into animals. Florian arrested Noke and did some farm magic and a chicken popped out of nowhere!

Bryton beat up the poop bear and Noke but he ran away into the kitchen. We followed him and he turned a table into a table DRAGON! The table dragon shot some wood spikes at us and I totally DIED AGAIN!

When I woke up Heckete was a person again and we saved her granddaughter, Larue! Larue was very nice and had a lot of cool stuff. Hekete and Larue gave us a whole pot of candy!! (And a big box of money and jewels. Neat!)

Heckete and Larue said they had to move away and we could keep her magic treehouse but when we went outside the treehouse shrank! What the heck.
Now we have a cool base that none of the grown ups know about and a whole bunch of treasure to put in it.

When we got back the sheriff was there but we hardly got in any trouble, somehow. It turned out that the werewolf was named Finley and he was the brother of the nice fuzzy blue man from the tavern (Fergus). We tottaly killed Finley, though. (sorry!!) Also the dragon poked out my eye and I had to go to the doctor AGAIN. I hope tomorrow is a regular day of school!!
-Sybil


361 gp (split 5 ways, 72 each) in coinage:
100 gp 2,200 sp 4,100 cp
10 gp gemstones (×5; worth 50 gp total):
Lapis lazuli (opaque light and dark blue with yellow flecks) Rhodochrosite (opaque light pink) Azurite (opaque mottled deep blue) Tiger eye (translucent brown with golden center) Blue quartz (transparent pale blue)
50 gp gemstones (×6; worth 300 gp total):
Carnelian (opaque orange to red-brown) Bloodstone (opaque dark gray with red flecks) Jasper (opaque blue, black, or brown) Zircon (transparent pale blue-green), ×2 Quartz (transparent white, smoky gray, or yellow) Potion of Greater Healing
A big cauldron of candy

Report Date

11 Jan 2025