EP 59 1/2 WEDDING DAY

After getting tips from Dee to go to the wedding.   Mr Black shows up and witnesses multiple timelines.  Here’s the rough script...

Hotel is burning scene:

sound effects needed: car driving, song on radio, car shut off,door open and shut,walking, burning, crowds, fire Sounds of car pulling up, “i got you babe” on the radio, car shuts off door opens and Ryan begins

“ I’m just pulling up near the Belmont Hotel and it’s time for another Black Report Update”. Hear the car shut off and door shut, Walking, Hear sirens, crowd noise, fire “Holy shit! The Belmont Hotel is engulfed in flames, the scene is chaos! Francis: (Hey!) Ryan: oh it’s you, what the hell is.. Francis: (You got anything better to do). Ryan: what are you talking about, what’s happening! Francis: they were smoking indoors Ryan: What!, that caused THIS?! Francis: I am not responsible for my sister and her actions Ryan: Fuck that you’re the Hero of the Happy apple! What are you gonna do about it? Francis: I can punch it! Hear the sound of someone being punched and hitting the ground Ryan: why’d you punch me! This is not my fault! Hey what’s that green bubble?

Bubbles

Sounds of car pulling up, “i got you babe” on the radio, car shuts off door opens and Ryan begins “ I’m just pulling up near the Belmont Hotel and it’s time for another Black Report Update”. Hear the car shut off and door shut, Walking Ryan: this is rather startling folks. There are hundreds of people out on the main lawn, and there are...bubbles pouring out of every window and door. The place is Chaos. Holy shit would you look at that! There’s 1 person not covered in bubbles and they’re up on the roof doing... parkour? Wait!... Is that?... Is that hoodie? What is that chasin them? It look like a shadow or ghost or something! Oh here comes Happy, he’ll tell me, he’s covered in bubbles and... happy does not look happy at all! Francis. I don’t understand all this bullshit. ( I hate all of this) Sound of a punch and Ryan falling to the ground Ryan:ow!I think you broke my nose man? ….hey what’s that green glowing bubble?

Chess

Sounds of car pulling up, “i got you babe” on the radio, car shuts off door opens and Ryan begins “ I’m just pulling up near the Belmont Hotel and it’s time for another Black Report Update”. Hear the car shut off and door shut, Walking The atmosphere here is a little surreal? There’s a crowd out on the lawn watching what is apparently a game of chess. It looks like Eugenia Excalibur is challenging Helene Caliburn, except they are using people as the pieces. Ouch! Is that a real sword! I’d hate to be that guy. Francis: (Hey!) Ryan: oh it’s you Happy Francis: (don’t you have anything better to do). Ryan: what are you talking about, what’s happening Francis: i don’t know it’s some winegarden bullshit Ryan ????? Francis: eh whatever Sound of a punch and Ryan falling to the ground Ryan: dude, why’d you punch me? ….hey what’s that green glowing bubble?

Dr Mori Ikeda’s been shot!

Sounds of car pulling up, “i got you babe” on the radio, car shuts off door opens and Ryan begins “ I’m just pulling up near the Belmont Hotel and it’s time for another Black Report Update”. Hear the car shut off and door shut, Walking Ryan: I’ve just arrived and everything, well, wait there’s a police car and an ambulance out front, let’s head inside and see what’s happening. Sound of walking, doors opening, crowds talking Ryan: ok, wow, looks like Dr Mori Ikeda has been shot, paramedics are working on him but it doesn’t look good! There’s some kind of search going on for a dark haired woman dressed in black, with a corpse like appearance, who was apparently posing as part of the catering staff. This attack has set off a chain of events. They’ve connected Eugenia Excalibur with this woman and a plot to take down the honorable and noble Pendragon enterprises and Helix Labs. and she’s being led away by police as the wonderful and good Helene Caliburn looks on and she’s holding a chess piece in her hand and smiling. But that’s not the weirdest part! Dr Mori’s son is saying his date turned into fox ninja and went chasing after the woman to bring justice for his fathers death. And I found the immortal woman, she’s drinking, yeah she’s at a corner table involved in a drinking game, with… herself? Yeah, that’s what I said, and it looks like Red Dee is winning. Francis is talking to the police, he’s pointing at me Francis: Ryan Roswell Ryan: no dude you can’t tell them my name! Francis: “obviously this is his fault”. Oh shit here he comes and he does not look happy. Ow. That hurt! Wait… hey what’s that green glow over there.

Wonderland

Wow! Apparently this wedding has a costume theme or something. There’s a bunch of dressed up as spoons. The Immortal woman is dressed up like the Cheshire Cat. Wow, these costumes really appear well, REAL. Eugenia Excalibur looks like the Queen of Hearts, Nora is the March Hare, Michele is Alice, Oh there’s Hoodie looking like the white rabbit, oh they are so adorable. Oh, here comes the Mad Hatter, Is that you Happy? You look so cute... Francis: Are you fucking kidding me, (punch Ryan) Ryan: this is getting ridiculous, hey what’s that green glow.

Karaoke and the Nandaka murder

Karaoke Bar scene: Scene begins with Ryan and Theresa finishing up a song onstage at Karoake Katy’s bar. Ryan and Theresa: singing” with Happy hoodie Nora jones chaos and the queen”. Ryan: Theresa this is awesome! It reminds me of back in college when the whole research library staff would go to karaoke night! Theresa: yeah, I love blowing off responsibility in favor of day-drinking! I’m so glad you saw me at that stupid wedding and talked me into this! Can you believe my boss wanted me to take care of some Bees, I don’t know anything about bee’s! Ryan; yeah, Miss LeStrange can be a handful can’t she. Oh, here we go, check out the news, they’re doing some live update at the wedding. Renaldo Sanchez: This is Renaldo Sanchez with a disturbing report from the Geiss-Masamune wedding at the Belmont Hotel. The Head of the Nandaka house, Prisha Nandaka, has died from an allergic reaction to a bee sting. During the ceremony A swarm of bees attacked Ms Nandaka along with the whole wedding party. reporters have learned that they knew about the hive and someone had been assigned to remove it but had failed to do so for unknown reasons. The Nandaka family has issued a statement that they will use all their power to bring this person to justice. Currently the police are searching for a woman in her mid 20’s that goes by the name Theresa. Theresa: you asshole why did I listen to you? Punches ryan Ryan: damn! I think you broke my nose! Theresa: this is all your fault! Ryan: what are you… I didnt...yeah your right, but wait. What’s that green glow on the tv? I have this weird feeling it’s all gonna be ok

Hat war!

Les mis planet of the apes except its a hat war! Ryan: why’s it so quiet..oh hang on, There’s a line of people on the north end of the lawn and a line on the south, 2 people are talking in the middle off the field, I think, I think it’s the owner of Mercy’s and aMichele?, Looks like they’re done talking, Sound effect of army charging-screams and battle sounds— oh shit oh shit oh shit this is like Les Mis Planet of the Apes! There’s blood everywhere. Oh my god. Francis! Is that you! What the fuck is happening! Francis: I’m sure this is somehow Dee’s fault Ryan: Huh! Francis: This is bullshit He punches Ryan Ow, that hurt! Wait...hey what’s that green glow over there...

Wedding cancelled

Wedding gets cancelled- Everyone went home hours ago. Francis is there in a tie looking bewildered, Ryan: It’s quiet here at the Belmont, the place seems deserted, it looks like the Geiss Masamune wedding has been cancelled. Oh wait there’s someone, there’s one person here, oh shit it’s Happy, he looks bewildered. Hey! Happy! What happened to the wedding? Francis: I don’t wanna be here, but I am, Ryan: why do I have this Deja Vu feeling, hmmmmm. Are you about to punch me? Francis: I believe yes

Swan Timeline

Ryan: this is crazy folks everyone is panicking and running away. There is some kind of GIANT 3-400 foot tall Bird, It looks like.. a swan. It’s coming out of the river now and heading toward the hotel! They’re firing at it but nothing is affecting it! What is that on its face? It looks like there’s a weird MASK on the swans face! Hey! Happy! FRancis! This is crazy What are you gonna do. Francis: I fail to see how this is my problem, rousting pissant kids from the wedding that’s one thing, going after dinosaur descendants that’s another. Ryan: there’s gotta be something you can do? Francis: I can punch it Ryan: Ow! You said punch IT not ME! Francis; a whatever

Prone Man

This is the Final timeline;You hear the song playing and then the sound of a Slap! Ryan: Charlie Morgenstern?, you’re Charlie Morgenstern?! Charlie: have you found what you’re looking for? Ryan: no, I don’t know...hey! Where am I? Charlie: the sunken Garden, what’s your plan here? Ryan: I’m uhhh not sure, ummm Helene!, it was Helene, she’s a witch, whatever’s going on is all her fault Zac as Charlie; “I would love to get into that but” Ryan: well let’s get outta here, which way? Charlie: I guess it’s this way Ryan: why do I feel like someone’s about to punch me right now. Hey! Wait! It’s coming back to me now! Holy Shit Folks I solved it! I...am.. Prone Man! Is this the real timeline? Song begins to play, Ryan sings along instead of I got you babe he sings “I’m the prone man”

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The black report ep 59 1/2 Wedding Day

Other ideas that didn’t make it on the show: Wedding guests dancing to “the chicken dance” the song morphs begins to play bakwards and morphs into blue Monday- This idea is great but my editing skills are being challenged enough finding Francis quotes so probably won’t do this one.