Techno-Barbarian
"Og hit Mog with a rock. Then Mog Jr. sharpened his rock and hit Og with it. Then Og Jr. tied his sharpened rock to a stick and hit Mog Jr from further away. Then Mog III. bent a stick with sinew and used it to launch his rock-tipped stick farther at Og Jr. Then Og III melted his rocks together to make a stronger, shinier rock to hit Mog III. Then Mog IV discovered gunpowder. Did Mog IV use that to kill Og III, blowing him up? Nope. He used it to launch a half-melted lead rock at Og III. And Og III worked out that if you use that gunpowder and cover it with sharp little rocks you can hit Mog IV and all his cousins. Then they put this on a rocket, they launched it out of gravity slings, and then we did something stupid. We stopped hitting each other with rocks and started using lasers. Electrolasers, atomic lasers, and just plain boring old heat rays. Can you really blame some of us for being nostalgic for a time when mankind still just hit each other with rocks?"
~Alric Thune, Technobarbarian
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