Col. Brandon Seinner
Colonel Brandon Tristan Seinne
A former military man in the kobold wars out west, the Colonel and his valet/manservant are out here visiting old friends in Marketoon.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
He is in fantastic condition for his age.
Body Features
His walrus mustache is bushy, enormous, and the first thing anybody notices in a room.
Facial Features
His mustache is epic
Identifying Characteristics
Have I mentioned he has a huge walrus mustache?
Physical quirks
He has a wooden left leg, below the knee
Special abilities
He is a 12th level Battle Master fighter.
Apparel & Accessories
He habitually wears a tan suit with a white shirt.
Specialized Equipment
He carries a Dagger +2
Mental characteristics
Personal history
He has seen some shit, and too often wakes up sweating and shaking.
Education
He graduated from the The High Kingdom's military OTS
Employment
He is a retired soldier
Accomplishments & Achievements
He has four tours of duty, seventeen separate battle scars that he is very proud of, and a gold star from the High King Artemis himself.
Mental Trauma
He has seen some sick shit in the kobold wars
Intellectual Characteristics
He has an utterly orderly mind.
Morality & Philosophy
He has a duty to protect the peoples of the Kingdom.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Service to his kingdom
Savvies & Ineptitudes
He really is a tactical genius.
Likes & Dislikes
He loves flower gardens, safaris, and big game hunting.
Virtues & Personality perks
He is a real friend
Vices & Personality flaws
He drinks too much bourbon
Personality Quirks
He huffs and blows out the ends of his mustache.
Hygiene
He is fastidiously clean; just like all good soldiers, he is terrified of vermin.
Social
Social Aptitude
He tends to bark orders, still
Mannerisms
He is very proudly ex military
Hobbies & Pets
He has a brace of hounds he fawns over when at home.
Speech
He barks a lot of commands
Relationships
History
Heinze has been working for the colonel for what seems like forever.
Commonalities & Shared Interests
They love big game hunting.
Shared Secrets
They both know Bowdy to be Ravelous Nil
Legal Status
Married
Wealth & Financial state
He is comfortable, but wealthy is not the right word.
Alignment
Lawful Nuetral
Current Location
Currently Boarded Vehicle
Species
Ethnicity
Other Ethnicities/Cultures
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Colonel, the "Hero of Catfish Valley"
Date of Birth
16 May
Life
5368 NG
2 TK
-5370 years old
Birthplace
Marketoon
Spouses
Siblings
Children
Current Residence
Stilton-Head
Pronouns
He/him
Gender
Male
Eyes
Brown
Hair
white
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Tanned white
Height
5'
Weight
105
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Damn! There are torpedoes!"
Aligned Organization
Character Prototype
Jake Gittes
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