Diplomatic action
I was met at the Montreal airport by the outgoing Prime Minister, Keith Harker. He's had a long political career and he deserves to enjoy his retirement.
To my surprise when I arrived at the hotel, Milton was there as a part of my security detail. He said he'd specifically requested the job.
I missed my friend.
Before you ask, yes, we wanked - three times. No we never touched each other's dicks. He did rub my back though. He said he'd been very worried about me, what with the Queen's health and all.
I'm glad he's here.