Laughing Stone Stout
Laughing Stone Stout is a rich, dark stout infused with mineral-rich spring water and deep-roasted barley, creating a drink as strong and enduring as the gladiators of Halebrink. Despite its heavy body, it carries an unexpected lightness—a playful hint of stonefruit and caramel that lingers on the tongue. It’s the drink of survivors, those who take their bruises with laughter and stand back up for another round.
The stout is thick and velvety, with deep roasted malt flavors complemented by subtle notes of black cherry, dried apricot, and a smoky finish. A faint minerality gives it an earthy depth, grounding the drink without making it too heavy. The aftertaste is warming, leaving behind a hint of sweetness that betrays the strength hidden within.
Originally a common drink among miners and fighters in Halebrink’s underground taverns, Laughing Stone Stout gained popularity for its ability to keep one steady on their feet even after a few pints. It became a symbol of resilience among the working class and later found its way into the gladiatorial arenas, where warriors would drink it before a fight to steady their nerves. While once considered a “poor man’s ale,” it is now sought after for its unique flavor and undeniable strength.
Drink Effects
Drink Effects
Drinking Laughing Stone Brew grants advantage on Constitution saving throws against exhaustion for the next hour. However, drinking more than one within that time period makes the effect unreliable, as even the strongest fighters eventually feel the weight.
Item type
Consumable, Food / Drink
Current Location
Rarity
Uncommon
Primarily found in Halebrink but has spread to underground fight pits and rough gladiator haunts. Gladiator arenas, working-class taverns, and the slums of Halebrink.
Primarily found in Halebrink but has spread to underground fight pits and rough gladiator haunts. Gladiator arenas, working-class taverns, and the slums of Halebrink.
Base Price
2 sp per tankard.
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