Festival of the Two Spheres, Big Balls day
Festival of the two spheres - (Ventel the 5th usually a Noxday/ June 5th.) Recently created by Blizzard Hops it is a summer night festival where bards come to town to play everyone’s favorite drinking song AC/DC’s “Big Balls”. Named after the moment when the two moons touch in the sky and hang there for several minutes not evoking anything in particular about male or female anatomy. The festival is mostly for adults and involves drinking and singing usually revolving around the “Blizzard Hops Tavern”
History
Started in 2996, the Two Spheres festival is a raucous two nights of revelry and celebration. It centered a night of drinking at the Wyvern's End Tavern in Tellenor. An incident involving a kobold sorceror, a tabaxi rogue, and the famous Blizzard hops himself unfolded that night. An assassin longing for retribution against the kobold attempted to murder the little creature. Through the intervention of Hops and his tabaxi friend the little kobold was saved. The celebration afterwards became infused with an energy not seen in the little town in decades. Bards with twin lutes magically enhanced began an improvised duet about twin spheres knocking together and the crowd sang as one. Ever since on that date the celebration is revisited.
Execution
Many bards are brought in to sing the famous song now known as "Large spheres that are too big to hold knock together with exuberance". Extra food and drink are prepared and lights are set up for the evening celebration. The centerpiece is the Blizzard Hops famous whiskey that is distilled at the tavern by the same name. Some complain that it may just be an elaborate advertising campaign but those that participate scoff at this.
Observance
Ventel the 5th. Annual
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