Stuffer Shack Employee

Working at the good ole Stuffer Shack is a dream for many young people from the downtrodden and economically depressed areas of their cities. Stuffer Shack that all in one 24/7 convenience store that has almost everything a hip, exciting and intriguing person might want. 
A Stuffer Shack employee is responsible for keeping the automats filled with a tasty assortment of soy, insect based and vat grown food products. To keep the products at a consistent temperature. To record which items are popular on his or her daily paperwork. To keep the building clean and running by entering the appropriate certified and licensed cleaners and their escorts who will provide security as the cleaning and general maintenance is accomplished.
Records of materials and items used are to be maintained. This to assist in management inventories and audits. For those locations with fuel pumps and electric recharge stations records of fuel deliveries and power consumption usage are to be taken. Access to the appropriate machinery is to be granted to the fuel and meter reading staff.
Stuffer Shack employees are required to remain behind their ballistic barriers and within the confines of the armored checkout point. This is during any  period that there are customers on the premises. In order to follow through with loss prevention measures and to keep medical coverage costs down. Employees are not to engage with any  violent social deviant or try to prevent theft. Use the panic alarm if such an incident occurs. 
In the event of injure, maiming, illness or accident an employee of Stuffer Shack is to remain on premises until his or her relief arrives. While waiting the employee is expected to work with any and all arriving emergency service personal. Employees are to assist the law enforcement authorities to the best of their ability. Employees are not permitted to speak with any person identified as a media personality or working for a media outlet.
Employees are to have a great day and fun time at work. We at Stuffer Shack are your new family.