Note to Tzane
This is Tzane first word. Tzane so happy. Tzane show best friend Yaso. Yaso snort and turn word to stone. So this is Tzane first word again. New head give Tzane word. Best friend Yaso think new head is good. Yaso and Tzane dance and eat feet feast. Tzane want to write more word. Write tail of Tzane and best friend Yaso. Yaso best friend ever.
-Barely legible script found in an abandoned cave
