S40-013A: In a Silly Goofy Mood in Butte
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Nov. 6 - 7, 1996
The following is the transcript of a recent episode of Slater Coast to Coast
Slater: I've been in Butte for several days, and I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that the clown menace is out of control. I've been covering clown attacks all summer, and our small American towns are getting terrorized by hordes of killer clowns stalking our roads and parks at night. What do they want? I'll be interviewing experts and elected officials, and their answers may surprise you. There are many who claim these clowns are communist aliens threatening our American way of life, and if this is true then we need to start preparing for a full-on invasion.
Memo from SCP Site 40 Head Researcher Jim Burrell to Maya █████
You said our MTF team sent to Butte ended up killing one of the clowns they encountered, well we've got one in captivity now. There was some kind of green liquid left behind when the dead clown's body started dissolving, one of them had the crazy idea to mix the liquid with some blood to see how it'd react. The green stuff kept absorbing the blood, it must be the fuel these clowns rely on because after a dozen pints of blood a whole new clown regenerated from the liquid.
Containment procedures will be a breeze so long as our cells are knife-proof, we're going to stop pouring blood into the green stuff to prevent any more clowns from showing up. You mentioned we're starting to see more specimens from other worlds, well we're still waiting on some tests but all the signs are indicating this clown is definitely not from around here. The clown kept saying he needed blood to feed to the 'Crying Man' to help him finish eating the 'Laughing Man', none of this makes any sense but it's giving me the creeps. If this Crying Man is so hungry, there's probably more of these clowns out there looking for blood.
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